Chris Connell

Chris Connell
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  • Mężczyzna, 23, Serce 153
  • z Kilmacolm
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  • Jest z nami od: February 2005
  • Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/bigconsa

O mnie

Motto
Floss is Boss!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.


Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.


*European Champions 07/08*
Music
Joshua Radin was really rather excellent live.
Movies
I heart Clint Eastwood but Changeling was totally disturbing.
Sports
Manchester United 4 Aston Villa 0
Scared Of
The fast flume at the Waterfront...wait...that's Northy.
Tunes Of The Moment
Delays-The Earth Gave Me You.
Scotland
...naw, I only can't go can I!? Said I'd go to me mam's didn't I??
Ooooh
Chimpanzee that, monkey news!

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    • Jack Bauer Facts

      1.Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.

      2.Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

      3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

      4. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

      5. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

      6. The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

      7. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

      8. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

      9. They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.

      10. Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

      11. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

      12. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away

      13. After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

      14. Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

      15. Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

      16. Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

      17. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

      18. If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

      19. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

      20. The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

      21. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

      22. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

      23. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

      24. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

      25. If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

      26. Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.

      27. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

      28. When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

      29. When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

      30. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

      31. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

      32. If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.

      33. There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

      34. "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".

      35. There are 1246 things in a room Jack Bauer can kill you with, including the room.

      36. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

      37. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

      38. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

      39. Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.

      40. Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

      41. When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen jus

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    • Jenny Payne
      Jenny Payne

      The fact you like them THAT much is saved by Flight of The Conchords!

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Jenny Payne
      Jenny Payne

      Aw I didn't forget about your U2 obsession, I wasn't judging... x

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Elizabeth Brad
      Elizabeth Brad

      Hey Christoph....how are u?? Thanks for the message!! Are u going to the good old fireworks on sat @ the Knapps??? x

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Claire
      Claire

      Yeh was a gd nite! And im no the biggest fan of word up as u know :P
      emm the students r in on tues for an induction then its the week after the clinics open! Du know who any of them are? Its been a longggg summer anyway! :O

      14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Claire
      Claire

      Good seeing u on sat! :) have a gd 1?

      15 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Emma Calder
      Emma Calder

      hey! good seeing ya last night, u enjoy ur mcds? sorry i didnt say bye :P

      16 tygodni temu
    • Jaclyn Low
      luv Jaclyn Low

      Hey Chris

      Anno but wasn't as busy as usually is when he is ther so that was a bonus:D
      We stayed till about 2.30, by then ma hair was sooo frizzy a just had to go home :L :L
      Yeah Still really quiet - not long to go tho!!!
      SO Is it Monday you start your new JOB :O
      Exciting times!!!
      xx

      17 tygodni temu
    • Crocky
      Crocky

      The Old Bar Bars live Dirty Dancing Tribute night is on Thursday 2nd July, 8pm till 1am. Its ticket only and you can collect your ticket from the bar for £4

      Hope you can make it Chris Connell !

      22 tygodnie temu
    • Jenna
      Jenna

      Anno tell me about it!! Pure workaholic these days!

      Yeah they went ok i think, i hope! dont find out my results til early july so il let u kno :D

      Nice one! Can i come?? Was out after wrk last night n ended up pretty drunk, u kno me! Was goin to go out in Greenock tonight but im suffering a tad so think il just stay in. What u upto? U bn to red/wrd up lately?? xx

      23 tygodnie temu
    • Jenna
      Jenna

      Excellent!!!! :D Well done dudee!! Yeah Mark got the same, think ur exam mustve bn a doddle! :L

      Ive bn working at the dental hospital on level1 for a month n 2mo is my last day but then start back in practice right away on mon :( No holiday for me just yet. Booo!!

      U got anythin planned while ur off til Aug?? xx

      23 tygodnie temu
    • Jenna
      luv Jenna

      How was ur results consa?? xx

      23 tygodnie temu
    • Nic Nac
      Nic Nac

      Hey hunni

      Hows u?? Hows exams been?? :( Where's ur grad ball pics?? Hummmm :(

      Pls sponsor me for Race for life this yr Sun 7th.. cant wait be a laugh and raise lots of money for a good cause :)

      www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/nicolak...

      x

      26 tygodni temu
    • Hayley Rafferty
      luv Hayley Rafferty

      ahaha no she did ask me to come along, but i was washing my hair that night ahaha! weel a think am replying to last week so a cant remember what a done that w.e ? ahaha but that weekend there i was you no were !!! ahah n yes plenty of booooooooze, cider, vodka, whiskeys, beer, lager shotssssssssss you name it :L :L !!x a never realised how much a was drinkin there till a typed it out :O ! only thing a never drank was wine oh dear!! what you upto this week then anything fun :D ?xx

      28 tygodni temu
    • Jenna
      luv Jenna

      chris chris chris!!! What can i say?? U must think im a right alkie! I can only apologise for my drunken behaviour!Im actually pretty normal wen im sober :L - which i think uv still to see haha!

      Yeah was pretty rough but would rather be in sore head city than look at some of the pics :L

      Aye right u would ve bn getting ur freak on in the middle of cleats if it wasnt for you taking your car! Thanks for the lift btw!

      Gd wkend? xx

      29 tygodni temu
    • Jamie Dickie
      Jamie Dickie

      Oh yeah.

      I speak very good English. I learned it from a book.

      30 tygodni temu
    • Hayley Rafferty
      luv Hayley Rafferty

      heyyyy mr :D did you enjoy the film on friday, am so jealous a sooooooooo want to see that film :D :L ! isit a recomendation ahah?x hve a wee love pallllll :D x high 5 !!!! xx

      30 tygodni temu
    • Jenna
      Jenna

      Yeah well you've earned yourself a ticket to the guns show!!

      Aw everytime i see you ur wearing that smile! Little did i kno it was a fake one!! :O Anno once uv sn one dental chair, uv seen them all!

      Think I might be headin out 2mo for nic keiths bday then probs a bit of glasgow chat on sat :D Cannae wack it!Whats ur plans? x

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Jenna
      Jenna

      That's fight talk connell!!

      Aye was not bad! Glad to have a wee break even tho it flew in! How was urs? Studying hard i hope!!

      Damn right! I'm the life n soul! :L xx

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Jenna
      Jenna

      Hello Chris!! Herd u wer at my practice? - Jacquis? Must hav just missed yi! Just to let u kno i put a gd word in for u! Haha

      Hows tricks anyway?? xx

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Claire
      luv Claire

      Hey hey! hows it goin?
      just to let u know, the dirty dancin thing is cancelled cos no one was really putting money into it and it had to be paid when it was booked! but we were gonna still have a night out that night if ur still up for it :D

      32 tygodnie temu