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- Benji and mikey messing with my page has givin me the motivation to update this....
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Ted: Funny how you get more right-wing as you get older!
Jack: DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND!!!
Bishop Brennan: You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
Ted: Hello, is that the Yin dynasty? Family, sorry, the Yin family.
Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
Ted: They've taken the roads in.
Bishop Brennan: He DID kick me up the arse!
Father Fitzpatrick: You left the cyanide capsules next to the Valium, you old fool. That's just asking for trouble!
Jack: (judging a Wet T-shirt competition) More Water!
Jack: ARSEBISCUITS! (WAV)
Jack: A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS! (WAV)
Dougal: God, Ted. D'you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?
Father Clippit says a good long mass. Four hours he does. Since his stroke.
No. We're up in space doing importa
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I do not get weekends or holidays off
* I work in a damp environment
* I work in the dark with poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons
* You do not work for eight hours straight
* You fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations
* You do not take initiative
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift
* You do not always observe the correct safety precautions such as wearing protective clothing
* You will retire well before the age of 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave the workplace before the designated task has been completed to the managements satisfaction
And if that wasnt enough you are often seen entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
2 Comments 370 weeks
WATER ... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF
WE DRINK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF
THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO
OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES,
IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SHIT.
HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM,
WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS
TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING,
FILTERING AND FERMENTING.
IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE
WHO ARE DRINKING WATER,
TO STOP DOING SO; IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.
WATER = SHIT,
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT: DRINK ALCOHOL!!!
IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SHIT
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT
1 Comment 370 weeks