He said, “Son,
Have you see the world?
Well, what would you say
If I said that you could?
Just carry this gun and you’ll even get paid.”
I said, “That sounds pretty good.”

Black leather boots
Spit-shined so bright
They cut off my hair but it looked alright
We marched and we sang
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah that’s what I’ll be
And when I come home
They’ll be damn proud of me
I’ll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it’s flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

I kicked in the door
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
But I got my man
We took him away
A bag over his face
From his family and his friends

They took off his clothes
They pissed in his hands
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We beat him with guns
And batons not just once
But again and again

A hero of war
Yeah that’s what I’ll be
And when I come home
They’ll be damn proud of me
I’ll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it’s flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

She walked through bullets and haze
I asked her to stop
I begged her to stay
But she pressed on
So I lifted my gun
And I fired away

The shells jumped through the smoke
And into the sand
That the blood now had soaked
She collapsed with a flag in her hand
A flag white as snow

A hero of war
Is that what the see
Just medals and scars
So damn proud of me
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it’s a flag that I love
It’s the only flag I trust

He said, “Son, have you seen the world? Well what would you say, if I said that you could?”

Infantry Rules for Gunfights:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a weapon whose magazine capacity does not start with a "3" and end with a "0".
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the caliber, stance, or tactics. They will remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating.

Commando Rules For Gunfight:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Return quickly to looking cool in latest beach wear.
4. Check hair in mirror.

SAS Rules For Gunfights:
1. Walk in 100 km wearing 50 kilo pack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted because "Higher" is going to send Commandos in by vehicle instead.
5. Walk out 100 km wearing a 50 kilo pack while starving.

Parachute Rules For Gunfights:
1. Select a new beret to wear. Ensure beret is 2 sizes too small for your head.
2. Sew unique para wings on right shoulder. Put beret on.
3. Decide breeze is too strong to jump from plane. Stand around in your pretty beret.
4. Jump from plane next day. Break ankle on landing but still manage to put new beret on.
5. Get shot for wearing a red beret to a gun fight.

Air Force Rules For Gunfights:
1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner
3. See what's on pay TV
4. Determine "what is a gunfight"
5. Request more funding from Government with a "killer" Power Point presentation
6. Wine & dine 'key' Parliamenterians, invite DoD & defence industry executives
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally
9. Tell the Navy to send the grunts

Navy Rules For Gunfights:
1. Go to Sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Watch porn
4. Send the grunts

Dear SEAN

You have a nice______.

You make me _______.

I really love when you ___________.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

I will ____________ you if you dont.

Love,
_______________ xxx

(P.S. ______________.)