CRETE 07 SUMMED UP IN WORDS.....
touch me......dats so romantic.......shhexhy.......jolly girls......THE BULL......giv us a 1 liner......who dus dat......fan of canta........guwon ye goer......guwon de girls.......gimme a bucket.......dry humpin......get off me leg ciara......we'v an unfair advantage......wer gud lukin(ciara)......SHARON......ciar
a pick up ur sox......bollix......its time baby its time......sexy time......de spot......jayden/george......andre
as(manky teeth)......foreigner......star beach......get me a gyros......1 euro shots......players......shananigan
s 4 a dance......not callin ne1 by der names......feathery strokers......ballyaaa......the curse of blue bay......toyboys......(do i make u horny baby?.get in my belly.im dead sexy.)all sed by ciara in an english accent)......liverpool accent......DE PIMPS(babs and ciara)......usin de pimp beads......backin up in der......BALDYS (BABS)haha......pompy get me my juices......il tear ye a new 1......mama-wen u drink u go crazy CRAZY!......high 5 sessions......rover......jamaican nacker......kebab and shaciara on tour......de leprechauns......dancer boy......bed heads......take care of dat......dj billy v......im mad cool......giz a bite of ur arm and ur bak......im workin on it......blowbaks wit THE BULL......de L american dream.....de little soldier.....little monkey.....bobby/babs bouchey......im all out chicken.....take care of dat(babs)......fresh out of de womb.....take it easy......ye dirty up all nighter.....in der lyk swimwear......cor blimey.....ick eivenhoe.....ye dirty stop out.....gis a shot of ur jaw.....me jaws on charge......YOLKS......ar dos ur real legs?.....put ur love sausage in my lady flower......bend over rover.....watever trevor......jus call him bobby big ears......gis a taste of ur tongue......black as de ace of spades......maxim poses......say no 2 varicos veins......J.U.I.C.E.......de public bed......watch de kids.....bad bull......prevert.......area 51........ciaras 60 lafs.......red coat.......clara and kendra........ fannys workin well......throw de lips on ye.......nigel barker......ar u a rock chick coz u rock my world......gis a feel of ur peachiness(mad out of it)......wifey.......ex-wifey.......bit on de side......ur at nutin......

in the queue at tesco a busty blonde catches a blokes eye. he cant belive she's lokking at him but she waves. he asks her "do i know you." she says "yes i think your de father of one of my children. he gulps, remebering his one and only act of infidelity, then asks "are you that dirty stripper i shagged on the pool table on my stag do while your mate whipped me and shoved a cucumber up my arse?" no, she repiles, "im your sons english teacher....!!!"

a woman married and had 13 children, but her husband died. she married again and 7 more children, agian her husband died. but she remarried and this time had 5 more children, he also died and finally she herself died. standing at her coffin the preacher prayed for her and said "lord, they're finally together, one mourner asked her friend "do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" the friend repiled, " i think he means her legs."