Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.

This is a song me and Bibi sang while loading the dishwasher.
It goes to the tune of "Good Times"
They really were.
It was only 10 minutes ago



Rob Scratchit We've had apples before
And we'll have apples again
Whatever we eat
Apple's a treat
And when they were bad-
And bad ones we've had-
We threw them away-
And bought more the next day!

Rob ScratchitSo when the apples ain't ripe
and We put them out over night
Mrs Scratchit And then they're alright
For the next day!
We know they'll come through
Apples always do
We'll only eat good apples
Not pears!

ArtherThe apples ready father
Rob Scratchit The marriage of apple and the first bite, a la apple is one of the the most apple like miracles of our day - a living legend through out the length and breadth of Apple Town and Appleston! (Takes a bite of the apple) the only remaining question is whether to put the one apple in my mouth, or the whole bunch.

This is greeted by hungry apple eyes and laughter

But since the ultimate intention is to eat all the apples, I don't suppose it much matters!

All the Scratchit children join in with the apple festivities, each grab an apple and parade around the room

All We've had apples before
And we'll have apples again
Whatever we eat
Apple's a treat
And when they were bad-
And bad ones we've had-
We threw them away-
And bought more the next day!

So when the apples ain't ripe
We put them out over night
And then they're alright
For the next day!


Rob Scratchit And here they are- the one and only apple collecting Scratchits, newly returned from they apple collecting tour of Apples Park and Apple Road!

All We know they'll come through
Apples always do
We'll only eat good ones
Throw away the bad ones
We'll only eat good apples
Not pears!

Rob Scratchit sings to apple
Rob Scratchit We know they'll come through
And Apple when we do
All We'll only eat good ones
Throw away the bad ones
We'll only eat good apples
Not pears!

The entire family cheer and crunch into their apples. Rob Scratchit discards his bad apple and picks up another, kisses it and takes an enormous bite from it

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".

*You've worn leggings and felt stylish.

*You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club.

*You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop.

*You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

*You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had scrunchies.

*You remember reading "Goosebumps".

*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off".

*You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

*You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

*You remember the craze then the banning of yo-yo's.

*You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

*You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

*You collected pokemon cards.

*You wore socks over leggings scrunched down.

*You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

*You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

*You played and or collected "Pogs".

*You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger.

*You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.

*You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

*Yikes pencils and rubbers were the shit.

*You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

*You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

*You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

*You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

*You know the Macarena by heart.

*Talk to the hand" ... enough said.

* You thought Brain from 'Pinkey and the Brain' would finally take over the world.

*You were made to wear a pair of leggings with the straps on the bottom. ie: stir-ups

*Bum Bags, or Fanny Pax whatever you called them.

*You collected tazos.

*I'LL BE BACK!

*2 words ... SPICE GIRLS...

*Spot the dog

*Sabrina the teenage witch!

*Post man pat and his black and white cat... lol

*Biff, Chip & Kipper Books

*The herbs

*the skater kids

*wheres wally????

*the wisper bar!

*rugrats!

*keinan and kel

*recess

*stuck in the mud

*playing tag

*micro-scooters that used to be £120 but now are a fiver

*tots tv

*seasame street

*mr men & little miss

*sharky and george

*biker grove

*grange hill

*your free tatoos with hubba bubba!