Amy Jordan

Certified muffin face spotter. Yeah. Don't mess. :D

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Amy Jordan
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  • Kobieta, 20, Serce 100
  • z Aberdeen/DUNDEE
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  • Jest z nami od: February 2005
  • Ostatnio online: 5 tygodni temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/ketchup_girl

O mnie

Motto
'Rachel, Mei Mei, Tits Magee, Slippery Asian, Stop Squeaking'
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
<<<<<<<<<<<<Summer in The deen is incredible. If you've never seen grey before. But having lived here we are more like grey spotting whores. So we make strange faces at cameras that arent so grey. And drink. A LOT. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Heading to singapore on the 9th to be at home with my fellow yellows. Be back in August because I know I'll miss the feeling of being smaller than the majority.

I MISS WEST PARK MORE THAN MY VIRGINITY!

Leannabelle and Amy-Rachels random fact of the year 'wherever u go, there are cocks in your face'

Ingredients to make an Amy....mainly confusion with a dash of "long devision" and a pinch of noodles. AND a ketchupfall much like niagra. but with viagra. haha. oh i make so much little sense constantly in a circle.

ketchup ketchup ketchup. nothing else better to say, eat, lick, shout or rub alll over urself. I LIKE!

Dundee is banter, It's like LIVING at a house party. :D Ben is my adopted dundee big brother. don't mess. :D

I HATE YOU GOODWIN
Moja druga połowa
Jeffers

Jeffers

A whole year already! I&#39;ve been drugged!

Music
Erm, I kinda like a lot of everything lol. I go by the whole, if it sounds good, I like it. If it doesnt, I don't! I LOVE Jason Mraz, and a lot of songs that make me smile :D
Films
ANYTHING with Adam Sandler in it, Basketball, Zoolander, Old Boy, Anchorman, 40 yearold virgin, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, (Stuff usually with Ben stiller ad Owen Wilson in it).OLDBOY holy shit what a movie. Some random actiony type movies, like KILL BILL 1 & 2 loves those films! Oh, I also have a small love 4 the DOOM movie...Im a nerd at heart lol. Its ace. Mmmm and not 2 many girly flicks but just has 2 be said...I ADORE romeo and juliet.....shut up u guys, u no its good! :D
Sports
Im pretty much bad at every sport, altho im REALLY flexible.
Which comes in handy when at the harbour with louise being a voluntary prostitute for those poorer perverts out there. And damnnit we are career girls! :D
Scared Of
WAX PEOPLE AND KNIVES. I have a phobia of these two random things and i do not know why. Please do not tease me with them tho, I may cry. (Wierdly, House Of Wax wasnt the scariest film Ive ever seen. :D ) CHILDREN WITH BEARDS, growing up, myself when i'm near alcohol, exams at christmas, getting raped as a disabled retarded baby while in a microwave in my next life for being a twat(karma will find me), waking up sober, running out of ketchup
Happiest When
Someone makes me giggle uncontrollably, and I end up laughing at my own laugh... usually happens when my big brother is around. (The type of laugh where whatever ur drinking comes out your nose)....(sorry 4 that 'ewish' graphic image)
Also at T in the park, getting wasted with my friends, going 2 town, banter things that were unexpected happen (like my pants being snapped off by a passing quad bike), Being with my best friends, getting drunk enough to run around like we are 12 again(although tbh we don't need the drink, it just gives us an excuse), staying up all night on coffee talking about anything and everything, eating ketchup. Last one definitely should have been first.
msn
amyjordan15@hotmail.com

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    • COLIACS!!!
      COLIACS!!!

      Ovary Crusher says that vulva snacks have less than 10%, don't listen to him! xx

      Daniel Jones 0 odpowiedzi
    • Ketchup
      Ketchup

      hurm... blank spot in ma memory, as always... dont remember speakin to you about leavin a comment... lol :D haha still ketchup fiends though!! :P xx

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    • hey girly!!
      hey girly!!

      emmm...uni girl, i think u will find havent seen u in AGES!if u want we all going into town on wed nite for some xmas drinks (any excuse) so u should come in too! im thinking some test tube shots or just classic apple sours! :) xxxxx

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    • Danielle
      luv Danielle

      Hello :)
      How you doing?
      xxx

      5 tygodni temu
    • .Aysha.
      luv .Aysha.

      I knoo......woohoooooooo 2 alllllllllll :P :D
      U shudnt hav put Fletcher on in the first place tho :P Think u shud put sum1 in his place but hey.....he usually getz a 90 min game anyway so itz not too bad

      OMG I knoooooo..................that woz soooooooo awesome :P :P lol. Cant bliev it....watched Match of The Day to see the game :P :P

      Ayesha has just got to do the Discussion for her second one....how u getting on??? STILL no answers for Tutorial :L :L :L




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      7 tygodni temu
    • .Aysha.
      .Aysha.

      O yeah itz business time....hahahahahha!!! :L :L
      Iv already got my socks....lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Awww maaaaannnnnnnnnnnn, I kno, wher r ya, wher r ya, wher r ya?????????????? Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Still one-nil tho :( :(






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      7 tygodni temu
    • .Aysha.
      luv .Aysha.

      Itz business time :P :L :L

      OMG itz one nil....hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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      7 tygodni temu
    • Awe Records.Com
      Awe Records.Com

      ABERDEEN HIP HOP DUO GET SIGNED TO LABEL “aweRECORDS”

      "Shy & DRS" Release their Hugely popular Debut single "AFTER THE SUN”. Over 3,500 Downloads already!

      Watch the Video on the following Link;

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      “Shy & DRS” 2nd single “PUT THE KNIVES DOWN ” is also OUT NOW.

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      Their album; "BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" is available to download on; Itunes, amazon, Napster, Rhapsody. The album can also be purchased from Bruce Millers and One up (Aberdeen)

      Shy & DRS to perform an exclusive set @ this years Wizard Festival

      Hope you like it and don’t mind us promoting their music on your page

      Thanks!

      Become a fan @ http://www.bebo.com/SHYDRS

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      17 tygodni temu
    • Becca White
      luv Becca White

      Heya.. remember me? lol How have you been? You havin a good holiday?
      xxxxx

      46 tygodni temu
    • Ian Ritchie
      Ian Ritchie

      Amy! Hows tricks?

      You back in Aberdeen for Christmas/New Year? Y'see I've got this problem - I'm sober. Some form of alcohol based shenanigan is the only thing that will help.

      You knows it - give us a shout if you fancy getting drunk Aberdeen style (i.e. like theres nothing else to do).

      48 tygodni temu
    • Laura Taylor
      Laura Taylor

      heylo! i miss you guys :( not been out in aggges wi uz and i think we def need a nite out before i hit the bad stage of forever on placement with no alcohol allowed!! :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      49 tygodni temu
    • Leanne Mclaughlin
      Leanne Mclaughlin

      hey babe im at the flat when r u coming home? xxxx

      49 tygodni temu
    • .Aysha.
      .Aysha.

      Hey girl....how woz ur Diversity Of lIfe exam...

      Now u can get ready for Genetics eh.....bring it on :P :P :P

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      49 tygodni temu
    • .Aysha.
      .Aysha.

      Hey girl....how u bin???

      How did u find the Comp Phys exam???

      And wot happened to our revision session yesterday eh???
      Lol

      Only saw Fiona and Ayesha...

      Wjer did u and Jeff diappear to :P :P :P

      Lol

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      Luv is rare. You can only give it 3 times a day.

      50 tygodni temu
    • Daniel Jones
      Daniel Jones

      Yo noodles. Hows tricks? Long time. Hope all is well. Probably getting a scary intelligence on the psychology front lol. Cheers.

      54 tygodnie temu
    • Sara
      luv Sara

      hey!! how are you? i haven't spoken to you in aggess
      did you get my new number?
      everythings good! :) hows uni going? i've got soo much coursework to do.. i just wanna cry lol
      i think we finish round about the 20th december. not really sure. when will you be home?

      wb x x x x x x x

      54 tygodnie temu
    • Ash Ashril
      Ash Ashril

      hows my singaporean doing

      54 tygodnie temu
    • Scott Ure
      luv Scott Ure

      heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
       eeeeere eeeeeemmmmmmmmmmy i love u deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
       eeeeeeeeeeply

      55 tygodni temu