Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor

So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick
Out of being small minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it

Do you, do you really enjoy
Living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

I don't mind it
I don't mind at all
It's like you're the swing set
And I'm the kid that falls
It's like the way we fight
The times I've cried
We come to blows
And every night
The passion's there
So it's got to be right
Right?

No I don't believe you
When you say don't come around here no more
I won't remind you
You said we wouldn't be apart
No I don't believe you
When you say you don't need me anymore
So don't pretend to
Not love me at all

I don't mind it
I still don't mind at all
It's like one of those bad dreams
When you can't wake up
It looks like you've given up
You've had enough
But I want more
No I won't stop
Because I just know
You'll come around
Right?

No I don't believe you
When you say don't come around here no more
I won't remind you
You said we wouldn't be apart
No I don't believe you
When you say you don't need me anymore
So don't pretend to
Not love me at all

Just don't stand there and watch me fall
Because I, because I still don't mind at all

It's like the way we fight
The times I've cried
We come to blows
And every night
The passion's there
So it's got to be right,
Right?

No I don't believe you
When you say don't come around here no more
I won't remind you
You said we wouldn't be apart
No I don't believe you
When you say you don't need me anymore
So don't pretend to
Not love me at all

I don't believe you

Mattel has just announced the release of Limited-EditionBarbie dolls for the Aberdeen market:


Which one are YOU??............


Bieldside Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold by E&M. She comes with an assortment of Gucci handbags, a Jaguar, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a mansion in Queens Den. Available withor without tummy tuck and face lift. Note: Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Westhill Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Renault people carrier and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.Traffic- jamming cell phone sold separately.

Tillydrone Barbie - This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ford Escort with dark tinted windows and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid forin cash, preferably small, untraceable notes. Unless you area Police officer, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cults Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Range Rover. Included is her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Torry Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a "Frankie Says" shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Tennents Super Lager and a Patsy Cline CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's rear-end when drunk. Purchase her Cortina separately and get a Scotland "Up Yours" bumper sticker absolutely free.

Portlethen Barbie - This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at Asda. Vallium prescriptions available.

Seaton Barbie - This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of the local Lidl. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Is also available with a "distressed look" caravan for the front garden.

Blackburn Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and white socks She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies, and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Kincorth Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his souped up Nissan were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Newmachar Barbie - This Doric speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Nissan Micra with expired tax disc and three baby Skippers in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes witha woolly hat, shovel and work gloves. Ken comes with his own rusted Land Rover, tinted windows, and sheepdog. Truck is painted primer grey, but wheels and rims are not available.