Mark Sherratt
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- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Wats the crack, Mark a.k.a Sparky a.k.a Sparkwell here. Not really sure what to say here. Chances are if your on my page then you already know me, and if i don't then stop stalking me haha. Anyway gotta run, have some amazing things to do
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Bill Hicks
paybacks a bitch, and i got one for everyone!!!
ask people what i did on my way back from the GAA and you'll know what i mean haha!!! - Music
- Too many to count..... system, tool, rage, floyd, deep purple, slipknot, etc your basic music lover. But i like something from every genre
- Films
- once again too many to count, watch about 20 films a week so its hard to pick, but if i had to it would probebly come down to clockwork orange, donnie darko and silence of the lambs
- Sports
- Rugby....... go on the winners of the tripple crown! And not to for get my recent spur into poker, love it to bits.
- Scared Of
- im scared of anything, im a man........ but cant stand cotton wool. dont no what it is but it makes my skin crawl even thinking about it let alone touching it
- Happiest When
- having a pint in fibbers!!
- William Shakespeare
- When to the sessions of sweet thought - SONNET 30
When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancelled woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanished sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoanèd moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end. - Best quote of them all!!
- We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
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drummer jokes...heard them all before
What do you call the people who hang out with musicians?
Drummers.
Why do drummers keep drum sticks on their dashboards?
So they can park in the handicap zones.
How do you know that the drum riser is level?
He drools out both sides of his mouth.
How do you know there's a drummer at your door?
The knocking keeps speeding up.
Why did God give drummers more brains than horses?
So they wouldn't shit in the street during parades.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They have machines that do that.
How do you get a drummer's eyes to light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
How do you get 12 drummer's in a phone booth?
Tell them the pay's not much, but they'll have a good time.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What's the difference between a drum set and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a drum set.
How is a drummer like a condom?
It's good with one, but it's a lot better without one.
What do you call a person who has absolutely no sense of rhythm?
A percussionist.
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do drummers have 1/2 ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves during the parade.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out!
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D.I.T.
Q. Why don't they have Christmas at DIT?
A. They can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the DIT campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What's the first thing a DIT bird does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at DIT?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. Did you hear that the library at DIT burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.
Q. Why do DIT graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q. How do you get a DIT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead DIT student in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. If you see a DIT student on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
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Tracey Ní Dhubhghlas9 tygodni temuAh here now, the love of my life made cheesecake for me, yum yum cheesecake AND we got to make a mess so it all worked out! Shame on your culinary pretentiousness, fo shame!
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Tracey Ní Dhubhghlas
Savage night the other night, bang bang BANG BANG nnneeeeeeeeerrrrr raaawwwhhhrrrr
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Nicole Walsh
I did warn you!
And I think now you might understand why I said watching it once is enough for me!
It's grand, any time
lol so I know you were freaked out by it, dare I ask if you enjoyed it?
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Nicole Walsh22 tygodnie temuWell ?
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Michael Purcell24 tygodnie temufuckin crazy man,i have a few mad stories from the festival i was at here.tales of wooging,haha.hows the form?any craic from home?
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Gar Desi Eddi Byrne25 tygodni temuSparks!
The Riptide Movement launch "Reno" from our debut album "What about the tip jars?" which reached number 16 in the Irish album charts.
Sat 4th July, The Sugar Club (leeson St) @ 8pm
Hope to see you there!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW_Ro... (direct link for "reno" video)
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Dean Callaghan27 tygodni temuhey mark,
Just letting you know its my 21st on the 26th of June in Lucan GAA club.
Hope you can make it
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Daragh31 tygodni temuStory man!
Me Ian n Al have a gig in the button factory next Monday as part of "Boggles Acoustic Wonderland"
Appreciate it if you could make it!
its our first gig n we need everyones support!
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Ructions Nightengale34 tygodnie temuMail again!
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Ructions Nightengale34 tygodnie temuMail
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Gar Desi Eddi Byrne35 tygodni temumark! We Need You!!!! Album Launch, The Village wexford street, Thurs April 30th @ 9pm sharp- show your support!
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Paddy Egan39 tygodni temuwere fucked 09
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Jordo46 tygodni temuDont dis my favourite jumper you monster
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Sinéad WantstoPartywithyou
we'll go next week some stage, i promise!! you get fired? superquinn go BOOM
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Sinéad WantstoPartywithyou46 tygodni temuyou always hurt yourself!!you should claim ALL the moneys
things are alright, just way behind on everything college like and i'm boring and no fun anymore and don't see anyone coz i'm crap!! -
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Michael Purcell
gona head to the pool hall above the palace at some stage.its chilled up there with couches and shit.
that is what i like.





hey mark
Laura Noble 0 odpowiedziWe wud like 2 cordially invite u 2 our 21st.
WHERE,u might ask..The Clarion at Liffey.
WHEN..27th march.
Bring who ya like,grannys, long lost relatives. Hope 2 c u there wit big presents.
luv Ciara n Noble
xxx
hey dude!
Aoife 0 odpowiedziim finished skool now!
woop!
haha
Aoife 0 odpowiedzia =P face
just 4 yoo!