Mother-Fucking-Moylan

If i'm a dick, then you're a clit

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O mnie

Motto
the board doesn't change, just the rules
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
my name is jake moylan. i write poetry, thats right, i'm a fucking poet.
i;m a drinker, a smoker, a retard, a joker. i'm all for a good time, and i'd only reject that for a great time. i love my friends, me agus the lads. what else would you need at a party eh?
if you have questions just ask, if its anything private mail me.
i'm a nice guy when you don't try to piss me off, so don't. be a friend, i;m an ok guy with lots of interests and i;m kinda on the wrong side of insanity so i'll do most things without thinking. use that how you will.
welcome to my page, i introduced myself, now its your turn
for the poets
http://www.bebo.com/cage_writers
phrases
bit of you, BEN I;M PREGNANT, fun isn't fun unless it threatens your life and lowers your sperm count by 75%, chug chug chug for jagermyster, i will gut you mother fucker.
looks
with my eyes
Scared Of
you finding out i screwed your ma
overall
i;m too far gone to not be here. so be a friend or run
curious?
http://apps.bebo.com/myvampire/links...
Do you know what really grinds my gears...
Steve martin. My mum. (i hated steve martin longer lads). Knackers. Airplane food. People who say lol. Being sober. Delayed flights. The buffy movie. Everyone's lack of listening to scarling. Shebha. Everyone's lack of listening to jack off jill. Running out of names in stories. Missing good names in stories. The choice between a 25c whore and a chomp. Rape. Drama of the highest and most pointless degree. Daire. The whole county of limerick except one person. And you america. Fuck you. Oh and fuck you too mum

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  • Hey ho philosophy

    Ok i haven't done one of these in a year last i checked. So this a question for all those who read this blog. Do our laws show us what is right and wrong, or are there loop holes, overseen and just wrong aspects of the law that warp our sense of right. And if so, how badly wrong is it

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  • who wants to be a questionaire

    Ask me ANYTHING and i will answer 100% the truth Shud be fun...

    Start thinking of Questions....

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  • me me me me me me me me me me me me

    Taken a picture completely naked? yeah
    Slept with more then 1 person on your top 16? No
    Danced in front of your mirror naked? no strangely
    Told a lie? of course. i;m a patrhalogical liar
    Eaten chicken popcorn ? yeah, overrated
    Ever had a one night stand? nope, i;m all for committment
    Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? i think we all have
    Been arrested? nearly
    Made out with someone of the same sex? ...
    Seen someone die? i;ve seen someone dead, somebody dying, but not seen somebody die
    Slept in until 5pm? what can i say, i;m lazy
    Had sex at work? no...twould be strange
    Fallen asleep at work/school? of course. thank you mr forrest
    Held a snake? of course, rounbd my neck and everything
    Ran a red light? i ran under one
    Been suspended from School? nope, i take days off on my time
    Totaled your car in an accident? nearly, and the car wasn't mine
    Pole danced? not sure, could have, can't remember, probably have
    Been fired from a job? nope
    Sang karaoke? my darkest secret
    Done something/one you told yourself you wouldn't? of course, it's how you lose fear
    Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yeah, good fun
    Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yeah
    Sang in the shower? ...yes
    Gave your private parts a nickname? juniour, later renamed big al (not by me)
    Ever gone to school/work without underwear? yeah, gives a sense of freedom
    Sat on a roof top? yes, should try it
    Played chicken? yeah, i was ruler of the game until someone found my weakness. DAMN YOU CAIN LYNCH
    Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? not that i know of :0
    Broken a bone? knuckle, i really should get it looked at
    Mooned/flashed someone? one of the things i swore to do before i die. i will now die happy
    Shaved your head? nope, almost did for charity
    Slept naked? of course
    Played a prank on someone? actually no, i don't think i have
    Had a gym membership? no, we don't mix. like cheese and shit
    Felt like killing someone? yes ben i have
    Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? most if not all of them
    Cried over someone you were in love with? sadly yes
    Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? not pets but i had them
    Been in a band? almost, darrah you fucking prat
    Subscribed to Maxim? WHERE DO I SIGN?
    Shot a gun? yes i have muthafuka
    Shot a bow and arrow? yes i have, good aim too!!!
    Played strip poker? i have yet to try it, but i will
    Tripped on mushrooms? i fell over mushrooms
    Donated Blood? can't say i have
    Video taped yourself having sex? ...technically...no
    Eaten alligator meat? no
    Ever jump out of an airplane? not willingly
    Have you been to more than 10 countries? WOULD LIKE TO

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Mother-Fucking-Moylan is a Slayer Seraph
2 chumps recruited
32,729 Slayer points
: Gary and Trish rused Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: JaD and U rused Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: Caroline and Suzanne rused Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: Laura-Marie and Emma rused Mother-Fucking-Moylan
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What Stupid Way Will you Die?


Youll get your nose stuck in the toaster.

Stop trying to sniff the toast when its in the Toaster. Youll die at 29 && a half.

Which of the seven deadly sins are you?


ENVY

"Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, orsituation."



Envy means much more than just a wish to have something someone else has. It means also ACTING AGAINST that person,"revenging" in a way, trying to take the "object of our desire" away fromthem, or backstabbing them in some way etc.
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zamknij What type of girl/boy will you fall in love with?

What type of girl/boy will you fall in love with?

Goth

People may be scared of them but you will still love them.

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Which evil villain are you?(From films,games, cartoons and comics)

My result is: Dr.(Victor Von) Doom-PURE EVIL

You are the tyrranical ruler of Latveria, and constantly try to rule the world by using numerous devices in order to defeat your enemies or gain more power, including a time machine and numerous robotic armies. You have one of the smartest minds in the world, but you prefer to misuse it for your own will.
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My result is: Dagger

Your creativity and wit is absolutely perfect for a Dagger! It's lightweight and the easiest to use of all weapons - even a child can use this! Whether its stealthily stabbing someone behind their back, throwing it towards someone's heart or doing quick slashes - the Dagger does it perfectly. Sometimes being a quick thinker can be advantageous when wielding a Dagger.
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Mother-Fucking-Moylan is a Blood Dancer
5 chumps infected
45,433 Vampire points
: Ðemøn fed MAndy to Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: Blastoise fed Leaving to Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: Anna fed Kate to Mother-Fucking-Moylan
: Mother-Fucking-Moylan fed Shauna to Mother-Fucking-Moylan
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  • Carla - Personal Profile
    Carla - Personal Profile

    If course you can ask a favour. Sorry I didn’t reply sooner. Are you okay? x

    6 tygodni temu
  • Rainbow Brite
    luv Rainbow Brite

    no credit Jakey. case you think theres any other reason you'd not be gettin a text!
    feel free to call if needs be at any stage

    9 tygodni temu
  • Clark
    Clark

    Ledge

    9 tygodni temu
  • Jessie
    Jessie

    Hey hey, how're you?

    10 tygodni temu
  • Jay-O
    Jay-O

    silence i kill u!!

    12 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    nah not much at all really lol

    12 tygodni temu
  • - ClayCannibal.
    luv - ClayCannibal.

    its ok,^-^


    good to know

    hows your summer been?

    x

    12 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    mother fuckin moylan !!!!!!!!!!!

    wats up dude !!

    12 tygodni temu
  • - ClayCannibal.
    - ClayCannibal.

    im good thanks yourself?

    14 tygodni temu
  • Danyelle Baby Xx
    Danyelle Baby Xx

    not much u?

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    dude wat in the luv of god all mighty is a vasectomy lol

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    no im doin the same thing really ha ha

    hows the sack after rebecca ? lol

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    yea u better be in lol

    im good man wbu ?

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    jus wonderin man cause usually there is fuck all in town lol

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    hey dude are u in town tomorrow ?

    16 tygodni temu
  • Danyelle Baby Xx
    Danyelle Baby Xx

    :P :P

    story smelly lol

    16 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    a ok koool =]

    17 tygodni temu
  • Duffee
    Duffee

    no ude not today il be in tomorrow at 0 to 1 at the canal are u in tomorrow ???

    17 tygodni temu
  • - ClayCannibal. 17 tygodni temu
  • - ClayCannibal.
    - ClayCannibal.

    dead angel

    17 tygodni temu