David Kennedy
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Garçon, 22,
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- Statut sentimental : En couple
- Visites sur le profil: 2 661
- Membre depuis: February 2005
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 9 semaines
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- Slogan
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- À propos de moi
- well 21 now, year older and year wiser and the situation hasn't changed at all really, i'm still with my wonderful girlfriend, shan, who i love loads and means the world to me, still at my job which even on a good day seems to grind me down a bit more, but all in all life's good.
I'm an uncle now, names charlotte and looks cute as fuck, and everything in life seems to be ticking along nicely so really i'm just waiting for something to go tits up as it normally does, and its realism not pessimism that gives me my out look on life
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what more could i want, love you xxxxx
- Music
- Muse plain and simple thats me(no comments please)well there my music foundation you could say, i do like other things but they are the basis for all comparison, and classic rock
- Films
- anything that isn't shite lol
- what annoys me
- I just realised i could rant a good long paragraph here, but the irony would just be too great
- Scared Of
- exploding teeth, i know your thinking eh!, but if you heat something up then cool it down it explodes like the bucket in alien 3, so i'm worried i'll drink something hot like tea then cold like milk and my teeth will explode in my mouth, turns out they do explode if you change depth and don't decompress properly like a diver, other than that nothing
- Shan
- what can you say about a person thats nice but don't make you sound like a total gimp for saying it?
Its so much easyer to insult than to praise.
Lets see, shes smart, funny, understanding, thoughtful and generous to a high degree, she's got a cute little sneeze and can go through bouts of hiccups like no one i've seen before, can get caught up on things that don't matter sometimes like make up and hair but all girls do, kinda stumped now cause its more something you feel that can say, ooo nearly forgot, shes got cracking tits - homage to burns
- 'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots,
Oor Johnny walked one day,
When he saw a sicht that troubled him,
Far more that he could say,
A fanatic muslim bastard,
Wiz doin what he'd planned,
And intae Glesca's departure hall,
A Cherokee he'd rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis,
Came forward tae assist,
He thocht "a wumman driver",
Or at least someone half-pissed,
But to his shock nae drunken Jock,
Emerged to grasp his hand,
But a flamin Arab loony,
Frae Al Qaeda's band,
The mad Islamist nut-case,
Had set hissel' on fire,
And swung oot at the polis,
GBH his clear desire,
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried,
And sallied tae the fray,
A left hook and a heid butt,
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden,
Yir sort's nae wanted here,
For imported English radicals,
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear,
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians,
Will have nae bluidy truck,
So tak yer worldwide jihad,
An get yersel tae FUCK - ha
- Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves"
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chuck norris
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.0 commentaires 802 jours
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Il y a 4 semaines
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Il y a 20 semaines
Shannon Stewart
I Love you too Toots.
I love the fact you dropped me a random comment .
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KarenBIl y a 26 semaines
*coughs and splutters all over thread*
Don't say i never share. You too can now experience the wonders of tonsillitis.
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Il y a 28 semaines
Shannon Stewart
Yeah i know i will, just at times it doesnt seem like it!!
Not really, but hopefully wont be out that long.
Love you too
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Il y a 29 semaines
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Il y a 29 semaines
Shannon Stewart
yeah, thinkit is the braces.
Just want them off!!
Love you
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Il y a 30 semaines
Shannon Stewart
Hello..
Thought i would just leave you a wee comment with some love.
Hope you are having fun with your package!! lol
Love you loads
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Il y a 32 semaines
Shannon Stewart
yes i know lol,
Your not exactly very talkative lol.
love you too toots
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Il y a 32 semaines
KarenB
HI Lover.
How you doing?
I get the feeling this is a two-some thread. No room for a three-some. I'll probably pm you. Nice profile pic by the way. I'm just glad you stopped the camera at the shoulders and didn't do a full frontal.
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Il y a 33 semaines
Shannon Stewart
i know i watched you whip the trachnids ass in dawn of war.......lol
How long is yours away for?
Love you
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Il y a 36 semaines
Shannon Stewart
I LOVE YOU TOO TOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Il y a 37 semaines
Shannon Stewart
No but for an unexperienced person like me, i didnt know any better lol... to me it was broken! but now i can watch gossip girl so thank you lol.
Love you
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Il y a 38 semaines
Shannon Stewart
aww thank you! i know i will just its a subject im nae to keen on!! and its confusing. But i will do the best i can!
Feeling better?
My sky broke!!!!
Love you toots
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Il y a 39 semaines
Shannon Stewart
Hiyah,
Thought i would leave you a comment, just in case this is your last living day, after what your telling me, it sounds like you life is in danger. lol.
Sothought i would get in early and leave you first but last comment. lol
However, if you do survive thiswill not be you last comment.
Anyway, looking forward to Saturday?
Love you
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Il y a 41 semaines
Shannon Stewart
Thank you!
Yeah i know cant wait to open my pressies they sound awesome lol.
But i cant wait to see you!!
By the way you drawing is not shit, it is more interesting than the one i drew you.
Love you loads Smelly Poo.
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Il y a 42 semaines
Shannon Stewart
no i did it cause i wanted to, thought you might appreciate it, how does it feel to be a year younger?
no work was shit, people didnt arrive in so i had to do the desk but luckily it wasnt that busy, but still my feet hurt!!!
Yeah thought she would do tha anyway, but in the end she didnt and now i am inside i am definately not going back out! i know what i have to do, just need practice. You not wanting to start driving lessons? (If you had the money!).
Meh it was ok, got finished early so that was a bonus, but still the bus journey home was fun, some lights STOPPED WORKING!!! lol. So they had to go when the pedestrian crossing was on, i smell potentially life threatening behaviour lol.
(p.s. Yes i used you word Meh! so dela with it lol!!, it is a sign you are wearing off on me lol)
Apparently a bus toppled over in hilton but i dont know if that is rigt or not. do you?
But yeah sort of, all depends on what you get me lol. It is in your hands!!! only jokin.
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Il y a 42 semaines
Shannon Stewart
p.s ran out of characters on the last comment, which is why there is no love you or kisses. But hey it means you get 2 loves from me today. But i guess i have to learn to keep things to the minimum lol. Only jokin.
Love you loads toots
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Il y a 43 semaines
Shannon Stewart
Along with your birthday drawing i shall leave you birthday love, so dont say im not considerate lol.
Love you loads toots
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Il y a 45 semaines
Shannon Stewart
work was busy, but at least it wasnt borin.
Yeah but there are no excitin topics so will be another boring block... cant wait ti go to uni (if i can). You looking forward to you college change or does your's not change?
But nah not really kind of lost interest but it should be good and what you saying your birthday is first. ol
Love you toots
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Il y a 46 semaines
Shannon Stewart
awww i didnt remeber you saying that but i suppose that would make sense.
but aww yeah, so am i sooo happy. It will be good, btw managed to check dates in my sisters diary, and resulting week (college finished) finishes on the 3rd of July so just in time for us going away so it is fine.
you already said that last night/this mornin after you were home lol. Otherwise i would of said it lol.
But yeah Love you too Smelly Poo
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Have a great 22nd Birthday Toots, Love you loads
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Well ats our first Valentines nd i love you alredi! hope it continues! Love you loads toots!!
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love you toots, hope you have a good day!
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