Jordan M

anyone up for going to see madness?

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Mark Muir was some guy!!!!
Tutto su di me
youll awl kno by now iam home from sea. my names jordan if u want to know leave a comment!! ..

what a life it would beeeee
if you could come round to mine for tea
ill pick you up at half past 3
weeeel have lasagnaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

ill treat you like a Queen
ill feed you strawberrrys and cream
then your friends will all go green
for my lasagnaaaaa!!!!!!!!
If it goes like this...
Amma rock nd roll star!!.. Love Love me do.. I see a red door and i want it painted black!!.. Will you meet me on clare island!!.. Girl you really got me goin!!.. Untill sally i was never happy!!.. This bed is on fire with passion n love, The neigbours complain about the noises above!!.. Wish you were here!!.. Baggy trousers!!.. You leave me hangin on the telephone!!.. Goin underground!!.. The drugs dont work they just make u worse!!.. A dont wanna holiday in the sun!!.. Ooh la she was a good girl to me!!.. Cant stand me now!!.. Somebody told me she had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend!!.. How many roads must a man walk down just to know hes a man!!.. I need a little time to think it over!!..Looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like there girls who do girls like there boys!!.. Smack my bitch up!!..wouldnt it be nice if we were older!!.. We wont get fooled again!!.. Message inna bottle!!.. etc Its in my cd collection!!
like@-)...
Goin oot.. Burds.. Drinkin.. campin.. ma fone wen av got wan.. ma bed
Hate...
when cunts dont cum oot.. when am skint.. when a brake ma fone
Msn Yahoo
rfcjordan@hotmail.co.uk wee_jordan_2004
SCOTLAND
William Wallace Sons of Scotland... I am William Wallace... And I see... A whole army of my countrymen... Here in the defiance of tyranny... You've come to fight as free men... And free men you are! What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Fight and you may die... Run and you'll live... At least a while! And dying in your beds, many years from now... Would you be willing to trade... All the days from this day to that... For one chance, just one chance... To come back here and tell our enemies... That they may take our lives... But they'll never take OUR FREEDOM
sports
Anything thats outdoors and extreme am down for that shit:. a wee bitta climbing, absailing, dooking(ross and euans wurd fur jumpin offa things into the water, winter hillwalking, goin tae the gym ( but av not been for a while)
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<< He'll give u the best 2 nd 1/2 mins of ur life!

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chiudi The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Ace Ventura

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Aye - i can make a fire outs 2 stones:)):))

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Aye - my dad

4. Is that your natural hair color?
brown

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
12 or sumthin - i was in bed for 8 oclock nae sleep all weekend

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
naw really

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
emm... dont thinkso

9. Can you lick your elbow?
nope

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
chances are you'd be deed

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
what dae u think?? >:):))

12. Are you addicted to anything?
bighting my nails its fuckin disgusting

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
like it ofcouse - is it naw a 3rd of a orgasm??

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
my bedroom

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
lucozade

16. Do fish make good pets?
a suppose they doo cus yi dont needty walk thum:)) - a hink weve gt a fish a dunno but lol

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich ever seen the siza wanna there eggs. would be kwality for the fry up onna sunday!!

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
aye a swan when i was younger

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
sony ericson w995

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£40

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
stu hannas

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
stus a gd driver

23. When’ s the last time you showered
the smornin

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
aye :))

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
its wanna them 3 Quater jobs

26. Do you make your bed daily?
naw ma maws always crackin up

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
its ally monkhouses but hes naw gettin it back

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
some times

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
lastnite

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
aye just a baldo

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
depends

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
invisable defo

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
aye

36. Where does number one live?
just up the hill in inverkip

37. Would you date them?
aye pure - course nawt its fuckin jinky

38. What do you think of weddings?
fecon thed be good for a piss up but ive never been to one before

39. What color of socks do you have on?
black

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
my knee has a hole innit when i was a wee guy a was sliding on the floor of the hall nd it bounced off the bottom corner of the radiator

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
a dunno kin get ready petty Quickly

42. Have you bought anything today?
nope

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
nope

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
cola chubba chub

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
night

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
aye

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
jeesus 2 seconds... a dunno

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
hunners

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
mcds

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
irn bru. but vodka and vimpto is class

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
you need a fuckin haircut son

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
probably

53. Lap top or pc?
laptop

54. What color is your keyboard?
grey/silver

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
aye its fuckin agony

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
naw - a mind some1 gt it done in asembly in skl it wassa peach

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
aye 2rite

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
naw:)) a actually didnt kno that:))

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
aye course:))

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
stripes

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
maybe magots coz there smaller. but a recon worms would fill u up more

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
aye wee grew a few out the back

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
naw

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
aye when i was 3

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
english dick head

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
cant say i do

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
the laptop iam on jst now

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
aye:d

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
nope

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
aye ive been to alaska and i can ashure u its covered in snow

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint easy

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
a dunno ive never bought one a tenner?:-?

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
orange

74. How many tv's in your house?
3

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
jordan <<< eazy!!

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

fuckin right its takin fuckin ages man

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
aye when ppl are hungover its posably the best thing n the world

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
aye probly

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
still gt them both

80. Favourite sports to watch?
football but a dont even watch mucha that

81. Can you play Poker?
aye

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
naw mines pretty straight forward

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
nope

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
aye

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Aye apart fae when its a southern nd coke

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
dnt hinksa

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
lemons

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
bouncy castles

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
aye

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
naw

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
the gap

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
dnt thinksa

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
beef

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
nope

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Aye the scottish wan

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
dinner onboard morning midas fuckin rank man

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
somtimes

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
probly laff

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
aye wrist

100. How many times have you moved house?
3

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
you

102. Curtains or blinds?
curtains

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
fuckin rite

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
fuckin ages man a hadty take a break mybee a hour ahha

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Renton

Your heart's in the right place. You might give in to temptation from time to time but you still do what you can to make everything right in your life. Keep it up.
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  • Stuart Hanna
    luv Stuart Hanna

    Ahahahaha, out ma tits! Get a soco innnnn x

    1 settimana fa via Cellulare
  • Scott.
    luv Scott.

    Here man, me n ma pal have just went for an assessment at the amazon warehouse down it gourock :) you gettin a job in at that shipyard? X

    1 settimana fa via Cellulare
  • Kevin Loch
    Kevin Loch

    awrite bud, s'happenin? did you get the email i sent you? in the states the noo, hopefully get a couple o beers the day!

    1 settimana fa via Cellulare
  • Maxinexioxo
    Maxinexioxo

    Awk son, i tried to find you in Red last week, but you were no where to be seen x Did you leave or something :L ? lol
    Was wanting a wee chat too :-) Drop me a wee text sometime x Will need to see you sometime soon xoxo No love left sorryy (n) x!

    2 settimane fa
  • Scott.
    Scott.

    when and where is madness playin?

    2 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Eve T
    Eve T

    Nad dont think so :P maybs to see the complete stone roses tho?! Aww nice one! Was at an engagement party last nite & stayed out partyin & not slept yet soooo shattered man!! Had a quietish one tonite, just went upto Hollys & watched few films! x

    2 settimane fa
  • Jinky Reid
    luv Jinky Reid

    nuhin much m8
    u got any plans?x

    2 settimane fa
  • Eve T
    Eve T

    Heyyy :P no money on my fone so cudnt text back earlier! Yeah last nite was brilliant, still cant believe u throw ur shoes on stage :L ya nutterrrr!! Haha! Out this weekend? xx

    2 settimane fa
  • Hayley Hansen
    Hayley Hansen

    Well If U Wanty Get The Madness Ones Pick A Day & I'l Give Ye The Money ?
    Iv Naw Got An Ebay Account Ats Far Too Techno For Me Haha !

    Anno Would Kinda Suck Sittin At An Ian Brown Gig!x

    2 settimane fa
  • Hayley Hansen
    Hayley Hansen

    Awww Goood Stuff!
    Well We'l Needy Get Tikets Pretty Swift Cos Its In Like 2 week :L
    Theres 2 tikets on Ebay For £45 Each :D ?

    But A Sayed To Carly So Shes Gonna Check If Shes Workin First..

    Specials Wer Months Ago :L
    Ian Brown Is Ina Few Weeks ?
    There Still On Tiketmaster But Only For Seating ?

    Have U Got An Ebay Account ??
    xx

    2 settimane fa
  • Scott.
    Scott.

    Fuck the pm mate, if any a your wee hotties a pals wanty take ma number they can :D its 07800779534. Geez a bell when you can mate x

    2 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Hayley Hansen
    Hayley Hansen

    Mate.. Me, You, Your Mum?
    Sounds Like A Wild Night :L

    I Wanted To Go See The Specials (ages ago) & Ian Brown
    Omg The Arctic Monkeys!!!
    Would You See Them ??

    Aye TITP Defo :)
    Me & Carly Were Talkin About It Plus Me & People In My Class.

    Well If U Wnna Get Them Madness Ones Al Defo Go N Give You The Money Whenever??

    How Was Kasabian Btw?

    Also U Better Reply Sayin That Ul Go See Arctic Monkeys :L :L !!xx

    2 settimane fa
  • Hayley Hansen
    Hayley Hansen

    A Pure Want To See Hunners A People N A Will Be Askin You :L !

    Aw 60's Dear :(
    But A Suppose it Could Be Ma Christmas Present To Myself Haha :L x?

    Ps.. Some On Ebay!x

    2 settimane fa
  • Stu
    Stu

    what day r u cummin up
    ??

    2 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Scott.
    luv Scott.

    Aye same mate, I'm gon mental wi ma money again, it's no healthy. Aye I tried to phone you when I was at Heathrow on saturday mornin but if you've lost it then that's how it didny work. But I phoned Ryan and he says he's skint :)) So I dno when he'll be up for it like. Nout planned for next week bud, fancy a catch up? xx

    2 settimane fa
  • Hayley Hansen
    Hayley Hansen

    Id Go & See Madness :O
    Nobody Ever Wants To Go To See Good Bands :L !x

    2 settimane fa
  • Stu
    Stu

    Klkl I mite nd aye m8 am campin enite

    2 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Stu
    luv Stu

    aye m8 i probs be up for madnesswhen is it nd where ?

    3 settimane fa
  • Mick Scott
    Mick Scott

    One of the best nite of my life so far x roll on the next kasabian concert

    3 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Mark Percival .
    Mark Percival .

    there fukin class :)) a pure wnt tae go caving nd kayaking n tht again@-)

    3 settimane fa