1.What's your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.What reminds you of me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Describe me in 3words?
7.If you had 30minutes what would you do to me?
8.What was your first impression of me?
9.Do you still think the same?
10.If you could give me anything what would it be?
11.How well do you know me?
12.What do you like best about me?
13.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14.Give me a nickname and explain why?
15.Are we friends?

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night
drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you
try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to
your house.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a 'Vodka
Scooter.' The Vodka Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Vodka Scooter works in the following fashion:

The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the
slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Vodka Scooter.
The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their
bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second questions after a night out, 'How did I spend so much money?'
Unfortunately, Vodka Scooters have a poor safety record and
are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, poorly toes and a sore spot on the top of your head.

An undocumented feature of the Vodka Scooter is the destruction of
time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for.
This answers a third question after a night out, 'What the hell happened?'
With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes,
in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often
cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending
passengers to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

For the young ladies, Vodka Scooters come equipped with flowers
picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent
Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your downstairs neighbours.

Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall
in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System)
explains the bruised shins.

The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some Scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one
person can apparently get through 260 stolen Marlboro Lights in a single night, regardless of whether or not said person is a regular smoker or not.

P.S. Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit.

Vodka scooters, wonders of modern technology...have you ever been on one??!!

1.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
4.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
5.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6.Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
7.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
8.There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
9.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
11.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
12.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
13.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
14.When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
15.There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
16.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
17.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
18.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
19.Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
20.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
21.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
22.Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
23.Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
24.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
25.Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
26.Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
27.Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
28.Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
29.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
30.Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
31.Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
32.Chuck Norris can taste lies.
33.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
34.Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
35.Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
36."Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.