Brian Murphy
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Podge And Rodge!!
I'm as sick as a small hospital.
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child.
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se.
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit.
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck.
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup.
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician.
As funny as a burning orphanage.
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs.
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover).
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress.
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.
As busy as the dalkey dole office.
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.
As tight as a nun's knickers.
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn.
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the
van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers.
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.
I left her with a face like a painters radio.
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.
As fit as a butcher's dog.
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Not even the tide would take her out.
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her.
Daz wouldn't shift her.
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.
A sniper wouldn't take her out.
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
nettle.
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab.
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
her
f@nny.0 Commentaren 1288 dagen
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Scumbag Talk!!!!!!
Please come here, - C'mere I want ya.
My runners smell, - Naful smill auf me tackies,
Sorry I didn't quite catch that, - Oi wat ar u sayin.
I was slightly drunk, - I was langers last nite.
How are you ! - How's it goin sham !
You silly person - Ya goul ya
You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.
I'm afraid that I can't go for that, - I will en me ring
Let's go out and get drunk - will we go on the batter?
May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - givus a garlic
chipancheese
You unlawful person - f*ckin' scobe
There was quite a lot of people - there was a rake of people
Running up the street - burnin' up the road
Will you make love to me - gifs the ride
Do you understand me - nowah mean man
I will fight you - i'll claim ya
Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit
Please leave now - goway ou avit
Run away now - do a legger man
Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss
Be quiet - whishtt
Can you ride a horse - canya jock a horse
Hello, I met you before in a pub but I can't remember your name -
How we doin Bud.....
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that - wha ru sayin.....
How are you doing - Well, ow we gettin on
You are a silly person - u lala
You really are a silly person - your some lala
Jennifer, would you come here please - Jen-Fer cmere i
wan cha
Lets drive up and down O'Connell Street in our Johnny Go Fast cars at
3.30am with the 1 petrol we have in the car - mon, we go cruisin'.
If you continue to talk to me in that tone of voice I will hit you
-cape it up now and I'll bust you.
I can't think of anything to slag you about, but your last comment
was very funny and everyone is now laughing at me - yah, like ur muther!!
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| Name : | Brian | |
| Nick Name : | Smurf, Miph | |
| Birthdate : | 10/07/1990 | |
| Birthplace: | Hospital | |
| Current Location: | Ballingarry | |
| Eye Color: | Green | |
| Hair Color: | Black | |
| Height: | Tallish | |
| Weight: | Skinnyish | |
| Piercings: | No | |
| Tatoos: | No | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Nope!!! | |
| Vehicle: | Soon... | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Where ever the crowd heads! | |
| Candy: | Kit-Kat | |
| Number: | 7 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Dog | |
| Drink: | Slider or Wodka!! | |
| Perfume: | Jean Paul or Dolce | |
| TV Show: | Family Guy | |
| Movie: | Shawshank Redemtion | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | McDonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny | |
| Love or Money: | Bit of Both!! | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | When ever i get tired | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Where am i??? | |
| Ambition: | To pass exams!! | |
| Best Friends: | Too many to mention.. | |
| Longest relationship: | Whats a relationship!! | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: | No | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | No | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | No | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | No | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | No | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Brunette | |
| Short or Long: | Does it really matter | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality!! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Australia | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yep! | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Ya | |
| Health Freak: | Not really | |
| Want to go to College: | Im there!! Trolly... | |
| Do you Drink: | Yep | |
| Shower Daily: | Ya | |
| Been in Love: | Ya | |
| Do you Sing: | Ya | |
| Want to get Married: | Ya | |
| Do you want Children: | Ya | |
| Hate anyone: | I can think of a few | |
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bibbly bobbly boobly....
no comment in 2weeks
ere sum red stuff 2make up 4it
wats hapenin now ya i forgot all about it to b honest...howr tins goin for ye down n tralee.is it better than last year,..???
Just pissed myself laughin...
was thinkin bout marti's nd conors fight in ur kitchen
Brian..I'm gud
..Yes bin keeping quiet studyin, wrk in bad need 2let da hair dwn i'm thnkin Tues nite?! U hedin out?
ooo i am indeed..haha we'll bring out ur glasses 2
get off line!!!!
we have ur glasses
Found part of your glasses in my bag theres no need to thank me
hey how are you?? hows college goin??
lalalalalaaaaaaaaa
All this week!! gettin fitted 4 my nurses out fit now 2morr should be gas
have to get fair amt of injections and tests god like!! Oh rite im sure ill see you around bigger crowd now 2day more people started people very friendly!! where you staying again??
>>>>>>>>>>>.
ur lousey sayin dat!!!
When are you coming back??????
Ya getting on grand house is huge people lovely!!
out of love im sowy will get you again!!
wat nite u cumin to lim??cnt wait for the college nites!!!
..ah rite,,it'l be all quite at d weekend!
..headin out sat id say anyway!..here u can ve my last love..hw nice am i!!!
went to the algarve,was lovely!!..im on placement till d end of novemember..nt fair!!
..wud love to be bak in college!..oh i tink we'r liven der wen we come back!!
..I was tinkin of goin downfor freshers week..i dono..il be headin out in lim aswel!..u head out at d weeknd?
hey hw ar ya??.had a brill summer..went to prtugal..was class,,wish i was back der!!!.hw was ur summer..wen u bak to tralee??u liven in d sean?
Well kid! Yeah tis been ages alright, I am super,college next week YUP YUP!! How is Tralee, dacent enough?
ya i 4got most of dem til sunday..... funny though
nope must tho suposed to be really gud...wat u make of it???....da 5 roads hate it buts its money i guess....yea herd it was quiet bck der alryt ...i saw u bck der 1 nyt did i???wat u doin wit ur self dese days???