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À propos de moi

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I Got Taken Down From Behind :L
À propos de moi
"Your Smile Could Heal A Flesh Wound"

Hey (:
I Just Fucked My Elbow Off The Table :L Wheyy.

Im Clumsy As Hell. Bit Silly Too (:
Nothing Wrong With A Good Laugh. Or 20 :3
Itunes Is Currently On A Mission To Take My Soul. Apple Shall Pay One Day

Spend Most Of My Time At Gigs Or With Freinds - They're The Exact Kind Of Places I Love To Be.
Unless It's Bed :L Nothing Beats My Kip (:

360's My Boy Habit. Nothing Beats Me And A Controlller ;)

"Miss. I Can't Do Work Today :( I Really Bloody Smell :'("
"Oh Well...Ok *wanders away*"
"Oh Wait - She Prolly Thinks I Shat Myself Now :L "
"CHLOE!"
Chemistry FTW :L

Tatties ;D
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Mrs Kempyy

Mrs Kempyy

Likes A Bit O Battered Raj On A Saturday Night :3

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  • WhenImOldAndGrumpy,ThisStuff'l­lMakeMeSmile <3

    "Did You Know Gus Was Half Norwegian?! ^_^"
    "Omfg Actually? Hang On...Was He Born Here Then, Or In Norwegia? :S"

    "Woman Can't Survive If They're Away From The Oven (: How The Fuck Are You In A Gig Queue Without Yer Oven Chloe?!"
    "I Brought A Portable Micro In My Bag "

    "...Sausages Are Made From PIGS?!"

    "Y'know Because I'm Camp As Fuck But Not ACTUALLY Gay, It Totally Means I Can Touch Yer Chebs (:"

    "I'm Like...REALLY Sweaty :S Like Not Just Normal Sweat, But The Kind Of Sweat That Makes You Look Like A Flood Victim. Shit, That's A Lot Of Sweat"

    "OMFGLEEGAVEMEHISHOODIEOHMYGAWDOH
     MYGAWDOHMYGAWDITSMELLSSOGOOD...Oh, Hi Lee ^_^' Never Noticed You Were Standing Right Behind Me..."


    "Write Your Name On My Hand!"
    "No - Because Three Days From Now You'll Wake Up Sober, Look At Your Hand, And Go 'Who The Fuck Have I Slept With Now?!'(:"

    "It's Not My Fault I Take Bent Photos! I'm Practically Gay Anyway!"

    "CHLOE'S ON FIRE"
    "Oh Right..."

    "Ahahaha I Like Beef Sausage"
    "That's Right - The Beefy Sausage Of Your Gay Life Partner (:"

    "Oh My God I Stink! Smell My Armpit! Hang On...Maybe Not :S"

    "I Think We Should Have Maybe Vampires In It..."
    "Well Actually, I Was Thinking Of The Opposite-"
    "What - Like AntiVampires?! :S"
    ..."How'd You Know My Auntie Was A Vampire?!"

    "Desdemona's A Bint"
    "A What? A Bin?"
    "No A BinT (:"
    "Oh Right Yeah Haha"
    "Wonder If They Had Bin's Back Then..."
    "Wonder If They Had Bints? I Could've Sworn You Said Bin..."

    "CAN I GET A REFILL?! Oh Shit..."

    "The Eagles Coming For Me :( THE EAAAAGLEEEEEEE"

    "Chloe?"
    "Nyessum?"
    "I Like...Really Love You"
    "...^____________________________
     ___________________________^"


    "OH MY GAWD YOUR CHEST IS HUGE. I Think We Should Call You Chebs From Now On (: Everyone In Favour Grab One. Just Me Then? Yaldii...."

    "IS THAT A CAT?! I Thought It Was Like Your Baby Brother Or Something..."

    "Boo!"
    "BIES! :D "

    "Wake Up You're A Beautiful Chloe! (: (8 ) <3"

    "If I Had A Son I'd Call Him TRON"
    "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

    "Don't Be Silly, Suck My Willy!"

    "Oh My God Look At Me Go! Im A Spermy! *starts crawling around central floor*"
    "JAMIE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU! :L "
    "YEEEEEEY! I'm Going To Inseminate Them 8-|"

    "You Know Like Professial Indians? That Make The Curries?"

    "I Seen This Like, Tribute Band To Mcfly Once :L Cant Remember What They Were Called Though :( "
    "MCFLEW?! :L :L :L :L ...fuck, it wasnt that funny was it? :S"

    "She's An Example Of A Woman Who's Been Away From Her Oven For FAR TOO LONG!"

    "OMGTHECASINOBRAWLWEREAMAZINGANDT
     HEYSIGNEDMEAND...Johnny's Right Behind Me *-) Hello ^_^'''''''''"


    "HAUD MA PEPSI GUYS, AHM HUVIN AN EPI FIT! MYUUUUUUUUUUUH!"

    "If Somebody Actually Sang That Song For Me, I Think I'd Fall In Love With Them ^__^"
    "Let Me Sing It For You :) "

    "Buy Me Crumpets!"
    "Whuuuuut?"

    "Y'know The Fastest Man In The World Got A Leopard? o.O"
    "OMG DOES HE GO TO OUR SCHOOL?!"

    "My Cat's Eating My Face :S"
    "Can I Eat Your Face? "

    "If I Could Have Anything, It'd Be You At My Front Door"

    "If You Held Him Up His Little Stumps Would Just Wriggle Helplessly :L "

    "CRIPPLE. YOU IZ A CRIPPLE. How's It Feel To Travel On A Wheel? (: You Lost Your Leg In A Race Man, A RACE"

    "How's College? :) "
    "It's Like Sucking The Scrotum Of An Old Man"
    "...Nyes :L "

    "I Want Greely To Come To Glasgow :( "
    "AhahahaHis Second Name's Zimmerman I'ma MARRY Him :D :D
    "DONT BULLY ZIMMERMAN"
    "ZIMMERFRAME! Oh...Shit :L "

    "I Want An ETF Tattoo. What Do I Get?!"
    "Get An Arrow On Yer Tummy Pointing Downwards Saying "10 Miles Wide" :3:3"

    "There's An Oily Layer Of Ester On The Mixture..."
    "OILY LAYER OF ESTHER :L :L "

    "If I Were Gay, You'd Be MINES <3"

    "What E

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  • Happy Birthday Toddee! (:

    Toddee!!! :D
    Happy Birthday, You Sex-Beast!!!
    You're So Utterly Gorgeous And Totally Sexy<3
    And You Deserve The Best Birthday Like Ever >_<
    I Gotta Say, Having An Arse As HAWT As You, Is A Blessing (;
    I Love You Mostest, Toddy, I Really Do


    P.S. YOU RAWK!!! ^_^

    0 commentaires 641 jours

  • Hey There Husbando [A Song From Wifey] <3

    Hey There Husbando
    What's It Like Down There In Lenzie?
    I'm Sat Here At Me Compy
    Clicking Boxes That'll Send Ye
    Bebo "Luv"
    I Know It's Crap, But What Can I Say?
    The Screen's In The Way =]

    Hey There Husbando
    Don't You Worry About The Distance
    I Can Always Stalk You MSN-Wise
    And Make You Have A Listen
    While I Go On
    About How Awesome You Are, And Please Don't Say I'm Wrong
    I Know I'm Spot-On ^_^

    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee, What You Do To Me

    Hey There Husbando
    Damn We All Know Your Awesome
    And I Must Confess That You Look Best
    When You Don't Have Your Clothes On >_<
    Yes You Do
    I Steal Your Shirts And You Don't Have A Clue
    Though You Pretend You Do

    Hey There Husbando
    I've Got So Much Left To Say
    But I'm Running Out Of Rhyming Here
    So I'll Have To Keep It Short M'Afraid
    I Think You Rock
    One Day You'll Realise That I Stole Your Socks
    Don't Be Too Shocked =]

    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee

    A Thousand Miles Seems Pretty Far
    But Really I'm Hiding In Your Car
    I Walked All The Way Coz I Missed The Train =]
    Our Freinds'll All Make Fun Of Us
    Coz Me Dishevelled Hair'll Look A Mess
    Coz Car Boots Aren't That Comfy To Have A Stay
    Husbando, I Can Promise You
    I Didn't Steal All Of The Booze
    You're Brother Hid In There The Other Day
    I'll Stop Lying Someday =]

    Hey There Husbando
    Maybe One Day You'll Come To Realise
    That I'm Being Really Honest
    And That Everyone Agrees
    With Me Truths ^_^
    You're Awesome And I Don't Care What You Say
    It'll Always Be That Way
    Hey There Husbando, Here's To You
    This One's For You

    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee
    Ooooh, It's What You Do To Meee, What You Do To Me
    OooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooooooh WooooooOOOOOaaahhh OoooOOohh

    1 commentaire 707 jours

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  • Charlotte
    Charlotte

    Ayyye well, I wasn't invited to any part-ays tonight, so i'm sitting in my jammies drinking milk, listening to Kelly Clarkson and using this week's Kerrang! as porn. (paramore poster special!)
    Jokes. ;)
    Itunes loves us, but hates us.
    <3

    Il y a 6 heures
  • Pow
    Pow

    Technically they stole it rather than find it:L
    Im still struggling over the 190 i just spent on a titp ticket but that will be sooo worth it:L
    That is my perfect sunday even more so since noodle woke me up at half 10 today:(
    Its not a birthday present. How'd you like it if onthe 4th of march i showed up and dragged you to see a childs panto? Well actually i think youd probs enjoy it:L
    Hate to tell you this again but im a man. :L the only time i run away is when kaz is on the prowl for flesh.:( :L
    Well i could just sleep in for a whole week and not go to school so nobody has to see the possible squint nose.:L
    You make me sound like even more of a people hater than i am.:L remember i hugged you after the accidental eye punch? See not all twitchy and non touchy.
    Well since im up at ludicrous hours tomorrow i best sleep.
    Enjoy your long lie

    Il y a 6 heures via Mobile
  • Charlotte
    Charlotte

    He would totall nom you in one bite! XD *imagines*

    I've been sucked by itunes many a time, it's a frightening and chaffing experience. I'll get the torch 'n' pitchforks, yeah?

    <3

    Il y a 6 heures
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    I thought it was lost last night but nope. They just had and were sending texts to people and stuff:L
    Sounds like an excessive amount of money being spent on something that makes you lose sleep. Deffos not for me:L
    They want to do it on my birthday cos they know it will annoy me more that way. Even if i try and persuaude them for another day its nope. Has to be the 23rd. Bullshit much.?
    Your right. Most of the other teams players are always bigger than me. But im very agressive and like to annoy the shit outta people.:) makes things more intersting when people try to fight you:L
    If my nose happens to break then i might just avoid ye. Not to be mean but so that your not all freaked out by it.

    Il y a 7 heures via Mobile
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    Aye well you should see what they did with my phone when i left it unoccupied:L
    Jeeze. Im honestly lucky if i get that type of money well tbh ever.:(
    And my family are nasty people. They just have the most over dramatic mood swings. Stressfull.:L
    I have a habit of running into the biggest person in the other team. At least this is only u-17s and not adults. So the biggest guy is still younger than me:L
    I will do my best not to get injured and i wont break my nose. Just for you:L

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  • Jamie
    luv Jamie

    Haha. Well i try to be the LAWL-Factor in your life. =3
    We should be like, a comedy-duo sketch-show thingmajig! :O . We've got the chemistry AND the smoking hawt looks. (H)
    You sat down when i was away.... clearly you're lost without me. ;p
    GOTK ftw? :D :D

    Third and final luv for my one true love. Enjoy it. :3
    <333

    Il y a 7 heures
  • Jamie
    luv Jamie

    Awww, well that is okay then. (H)
    As long as they make you happy. :3

    Man i feel DESTROYED. Like... I WAS THE CROC THAT GOT PUNCHED TO DEATH! :o

    More luv, as usual. ^]]
    <3

    Il y a 7 heures
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    Noodle told me i kept my ipod like a sacred child after his first attempt to invade the comments:L
    Your such a crazy gig person.:L i go to luck three in a year if im lucky:L but i love my sleep.
    Yeah they think that it would be a good way to get into the christmas spirit.:L my only word for that was "nahhhhhhhhhhhh" morons eh?
    Riiiigt fine i wont tear my body parts off cos it would be mean to hurt you. Also ive got my first game for a month tomorrow and ive not been to training for weeks so im most likely going to be anihilated or die from running too much:L

    Il y a 7 heures via Mobile
  • Jamie
    luv Jamie

    You stole my lyrics you dick! :L

    Love you. ^_^
    <33

    Il y a 7 heures
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    Pow

    Yeah it was a tad random but who cares:L
    Why are you currently dead? And if i knew how to make you feel less so i would but ive just been told i have to go to a pantomine this year for christmas:( might just pop out my eyeballs and rip off my ears so i dont have to live through it:L

    Il y a 8 heures via Mobile
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    Pow

    i read back through them today and i was pure wtf was i rabbling?:L
    I dont get hangovers i just get really hungry in the morning.:L

    Il y a 8 heures via Mobile
  • Turtles
    Turtles

    hey there, guess who :D
    you get love if ya guess right

    *overheats*

    big clue there :P

    Il y a 8 heures
  • Mrs Kempyy
    luv Mrs Kempyy

    i dunno mahn :L
    <33

    Il y a 10 heures
  • Yasmin.
    luv Yasmin.

    im making a documentary on you
    ohh i have the best blankie ever! its blue and fluffy and everyone just loves it :DD !
    i'll use the mic to ask questions. it looks more professional :O
    me to. normally i'd kill someone if they stole my food </3
    i hate they guy. he hates me :( he seeks ways to separate me and fraser in english. tragical stuff :(
    just hit him next time mwahaha

    xxxxx

    Il y a 18 heures
  • Charlotte
    luv Charlotte

    Agh, shit. :(
    He really does, you're his scary mary. You sound like a cocktail. :D
    Itunes is a bit of a shithead, im just using youtube at the moment.
    <3

    Il y a 1 jour
  • Pow
    Pow

    Its a tough effort trust me:L
    Well mcads tried to give me the walls of jericho.:( i resisted.:L
    I dont expect pity tbh.
    I felt the need to leave a comment i dont know why.

    Il y a 1 jour via Mobile
  • Jamie
    luv Jamie

    WHO THE FUCK AREE... YOU!? (8 )

    Omg i can see it now... =D

    Ti Amo Chloe :3
    <3

    Il y a 1 jour
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    Trust me iave been retyping each of these comments lik 4 times to check the spelling.:L
    I was siitring around until craig wrestled with me.:L
    He doesnt want me to say. Well moreover i dont want me to say.:)
    Well i told them to say hey cos your the bestest besto:)

    Il y a 1 jour via Mobile
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    Noodle stole my ipod towads the end of that so the last half of the last sebtance was him

    Il y a 1 jour via Mobile
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    Imq goor speller at times:L
    It was quite an odd tasting dinner but it was fun.
    I cant hes sitting next to me. I Dont brake promises.
    Also bobby says hey and noodle says hello fellow wanna meet up ;) (6) xxx

    Il y a 1 jour via Mobile