Are you going to grace us with your presence soon Miss. Drysdale? X.

you are gay

sorry my totally hot and sexy scooter broke... ?

but seriously, i would have done if i HAD a totally hot and sexy scooter and you lived near. xxxxx

get rabies

hellllllllllllllo gorgeous jst thought i would say hey after our chats on the phone haha lol hes back home now tho.. es off in like a day tho lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx loves loves

i want to visit you on a scooter, you keep it in mind my love xxxxxxxxxxx

so cruel.....

well i hope that you burn in the summer heat,and then becasue your flesh is open and burnt, your sweat makes it sting.

niiiicee...

yes, everything is fine and dandy i believe...
get better! i dont want to catch your ill-maker.

im glad you want me to die, i see it as a sign of family love!

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i hope that you walk in the australian desert, then come across a knobbly bush woman, and then you will ask her directions but she is annoyed because she is on her period and thinks that you are slagging her off because she is knobbly and she doenst understand what you are saying. then she will throw an orange at you, but alas, you are allergic to oranges and then you die of an unsightly rash on your left buttock.

well i hope that you jump off a trampoline and land on a point of a pointy tacky metal shoe that someone has left there, then you fall violenty ill from shoe rust poisoning and face big trauma.

and then die.

now now, dont go saying things you dont mean my FAVOURITE COUSIN!....? ?

soooooo sorry my love, you will have to consider lying down to read this but...alas.... dont scream...i shall have to leave you as my other half as my mate sally asked me to be hers cos her original went all obedient to her bf haha! but, you shall always be the other half of me, i could do midnight cool patrol without you. v sorry mate! im sure you will one day, hopefully, maybe, probably, most definately get over it.

talking of cool patrol, it must be done again! im lacking the presence of fit legwarmers on fit cousins to be honest! aml xxxxxxxxxxxxx

When are you back up here? The Lizard Lounge is once again calling.

why i am so sorry my love for not entertaining you last night, alas, i had insufficient funds. but i can entertain you when you come up to visit me =]
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i have some tragic news though my love - i have no half term so any merchi festivites should be on the weekend if you want me to joining you, which i shall do happily!

p.s - i looove yoouu toooooooo

lots of luvvin! xxxxxxx

why hello veronica-cousin.


fife4life... oh dear.. you do make me chuckle my dear. how is life in fife? or in england? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well going into Edinburgh to play with the band and either stayin there with a rory(the lead singer) and going to school that night or i would quite like to come back after, so i could see u a bit then but it all depends if u r free or u want too??!! yea feelin a bit shity and depressed, don't wont to go back school ! also i feel quite bad that i havn't been able to catch up with u properly ! well contact me if u want to do that!! love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ps. if i do come home ill be back at like 1 ish to 2 ish xxxxxxxx

hey veron! thanks so much for last night was much fun-school today tho not so much!! hope alls well and your not feeling shite today!? thanks again lots of love xXxXxXx

thanx 4 last night, was great fun and was good 2 c u again!! how r u feeling?? u did go through a heavy night of drinking ! well say thanx 2 ur parents from me please. oodles of luv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

twas good 2 c u tonight, soz we didn't realy get 2 have a proper catch up but shall c u tomoz!! how did it all go in the end?? the 21st was good. just got pretty smashed and made a fool of myself!! well shall c u tomoro oodles of luv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS.u r welcome 2 come round anytime tomoz so we can have a good old banter sesh wid the jackmystro!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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