Girls Know They Are Drunk When...

1.We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.... and for some reason,that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms over our heads and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. We are suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

8. We don't see anything wrong with making out with friends/co-workers/boss

9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming!

10. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

11. We have suddenly taken up smoking and we believe were really good at it

12. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

13. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor..

14. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

15. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

17. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

18. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we our in the bathroom away from your drink.

19. We take our shoes off because we believe it's the shoes' fault that you can't walk straight.

20. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other

21. And last but not least it takes us at least 6 attempts to get back up after we have fallen over but of course WE BLAME THE SHOES..

ღ If You See Me Walking With Sum1 else Its Not Because I Love Him ღ
ღ But Because Ur Not Brave Enuff To Walk Beside Me ღ

ღ If You Happen To See Me Smilin Its Not Because I Forgot You ღ
ღ Its Cus Im Tired Of Cryin For You ღ

ღ If You See Me Livin Again It Aint Cus I Wanna Get Back At You ღ
ღ Its Cus I Wanna Get Back What You Took Away From Me ღ

ღ But Most Of All If I Fall In Love With Someone Else Its Not Because I Wanted To ღ
ღ Its Because You Were Never There To Catch Me And Love Me Back ღ

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