Neil.
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Hombre,
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- de Howth Castle and Environs.
- Situación sentimental: Soltero/a
- Accesos al perfil: 9.392
- Miembro desde: March 2006
- Última sesión: hace 1 día
- www.bebo.com/RealFuckinNeato
- Lema
- There is a Vegetarian option: You can fuck off.
- Información
Howday, Neil, 17, enjoys long walks on the beach, and I just realised I come across as a prick on this
I'm less shite in person, swear
''I'm visiting Belgium soon, and I'm wondering where to get the perfect fries?''
''Come to my place!''
Who are you? Are you in the fries business?''
''No.''
Whoever hooks me up with a bigger iPod will recieve a swift dicking in a manner of their choice
- Media naranja
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Some people are so gay they go to COCKSegen
- Music.
- If its good
- L'amour La Morgue
- Sweet Jesus.
- Complaints Department.
- Not fully satisfied? Nail in your soup? Sawdust in your sliced pan? Have a good whine over at hayoverhere@hotmail.com
- Serious Business.
- i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans...
- Urban Dicktionary'd - The Good.
- A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil. - Urban Dicktionary'd - The Bad.
- 1. A person who is exceptionally afraid of their responsibilities.
2. One who runs away from problems.
3. A person with uncontrollable pussyism. - Urban Dicktionary'd - The Ugly.
- One who takes stiff man pole in the butt
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Modest Mouse- The Good Times Are Killing Me (with Lyrics)
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Listen...
Everyone...
I'VE NO DESIRE TO FUCK ANY OF YOUR LIVES
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Quotes from R. Bucks
- (explaining simultaneous equations) lads, it's like an interrogation, you got x and y and you want to find out their secret numbers.
- lads, signs are very important, if it was +35 degrees, you'd be sunbathing in penan with muru the magician, if it was -35 degrees, you'd be in anchorage with bobo the penguin!
-When you grow up you might be a tattoo artist, but in my class, you're a maths artist
-If someone is bullying you, just give him a perpendicular bisector.
-...You might think of racism as a little joke now lads, like what happened in Nazi Germany...
-Whats wrong with you back there, are you a flamingo or something
-Hey, Whats all that noise back there, its like youre goin through a metamorphosis
-Do I not have ye now lads
-Sure lads the test could take a gega year, or it could take a millisecond, it depends on your reflexes
-Lads its been scientifically proven that if you put up youre hand, youre more likely to get the question right
-Lads time is as precious as the love of a beautiful woman...
-Ye'll say we did that, ye'll get A's, that shows ambition lads
-You want me to get the tests corrected for tomorrow?! Sure What if my girlfriend wants to talk to me for two hours...
-Oh you havent done your workings, I'll just keep you back after scool for a few hours so, is that alright?
-Sure we'll just take lucy lizard around the perimiter for a walk lads
-remember lads da invisible wans will eat ur chips
-c.c.t.v lads you all need it; concentration,comitment,ternira
ry and victory!
-M is over in the corner, having a drink and talking to the blonde
-You have to be in alcaholics anonymous to do honours maths
-Lets hop on that magic carpet to Penan and get rid of those fractions
-If the line L is going to a business meeting and meeting a lot of new clients it wants to be recognised, so it wears an "L" label.
-Turn off your pen!
-Lively pens are not allowed in the classroom. Especially ones that ring.
-Can anyone tell me who invented Google?0 comentarios 324 días
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Anti Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old
Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie No, really, he is. Seriously.
When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny3 comentarios 356 días
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How're you getting on with the Euro?
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No too bad, change-over was easy enough!
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Just can't get used to it, bring back the Pound.
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No too bad, change-over was easy enough!
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Lenin
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Stalin
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Hitler
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Mao Tse -Tung
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Fidel Castro
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Lenin
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Best Band you've (probably) never heard of?
- Cynic
- Ted Maul
- The Berzerker
- Valient Thorr
- Your gay cos I don't know any of them >.<
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A Touch of Class, please...
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My Album
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Optical Illiusiony
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Shite
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The Magical Mobile Camera Tour
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The Room and such things
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The biys
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no its not really
You mustve been distraught without my fascinating conversation
Yeah im a fan myself, have an extra week til my maths and irish exam now.deliiighted.no news,boring as ever
How are we today?
Im graaand ol chap!
Any news with yourself?havent talkedcha in a while!
hey you!
how are we?(:
how are we?
to be or not to be,that is the question..........................
hay,any news?
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do!it staaaanks
almost as bad as you
Awh jeez.receding hair too? Bet youve hairy ears nd all
oh goooood thats brutal!
hearts smell.
Steaks mank anyway sure
XD
Awh poor Neil.ya going grey and sagging too ya?
shup you
Im not,im lovely and you know it.
A what song now?
I know yeah.dead sexy,new fantasy is a butcher woman
Awh the baba!same here tho D: No matter how much i sleep im still tired! Terrible aaaalltogether.
i know ya do like..dont lie to me or ill knife ya-.-
you?
I got it down?
life fast,die young eh? Party animal ya
Graaand sure(: dissected a cows heart today.hot eh?
yeah,ill go nacker on ya!.....biy..
Neil...youre actually unbelievably hardcore
Howayaa?
you start that gay nonsense again and ill put you on my 'to bop' list-.-
Could do with a bita party now i gotta say! Going trick or treating ya?
Era im sure it'll fly!
Now thats optimism there!
i dont want to know bout your low blows!
you?
Dirty mouth on you
Oh yeah,theyre so heavy like.XD
Not really! Socialising yanno. Hopefully make me way to a few parties and whatnot!
i know ya!bastards..cant wait for summer
huge bazoongaaas. Yours may be bigger but at least mine are real
Ah but ysee,that isnt in a song.
Im gunna make make make you work?black eyed peeeas
you picking up what im laying down? My teacher said that to us in like 2nd year,and she was being serious.
I know yeah im class
chemistrys heeell!D: getting better tho
I know yeah,im just jealous of them tbh.theyre so huge like. What ya guna do with all that breast,all that breast inside your shirt?
Ffffffeck all!
word on the street?wow youre down with the lingo Neil.XD but midletons boring as ever
And 5th years horrible.D:
Any sca in Neils oversized bra?
scraic young man?
ever hear of the hypnotic brass ensemble? ther unreal, ther a nine piece brass ensemble, great stuff really
thers a link to one of the songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOVN...
and a link to download one of their albums (the song i gave you the link for isn't on this album, but it's still a really gud album)
http://www.mediafire.com/download.ph...
No Neil. I'm pretty sure that's you.
"One who takes stiff man pole in the butt"
Neil Fahy summed up in less than 10 words. =p
Im goOod!=P
Any news?=]