Amy Asphyxiation

I am allegedly a druggie xDDDD

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À propos de moi
Kay, i'm Amy
I'm a 16 year old /b/ tard. I'm in 6th form for the next two years, and then going to college for a year, then university. I have a lot of career choices ready for me.
I have changed since i split with my ex. I'm a lot more bubbler, apparently, and i don't take myself as seriously. I mean, i dont care if you take the mick out of my ears now xD
I'm doing psychology, sociology, english, RS and photography. One more subject than normal 6th formers take.
I have a brother and sister, Joseph and Kelsey. They both look nothing like me.
I draw on my hands.
I doodle in Psychology with Bryony
I wear silly hats
I have a boyfriend called David. He is rather immense. I am allegedly turning him into a scenefag, and he is allegedly turning me into a druggie. We have so much fun annoying people.
Meh, i wanna stop typing now. Kaybai.
Mon autre moitié
David Undead

David Undead

20/10/09 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dabis
YOU ARE AMAZING. Rawr ^_^ i love you in dinosaur. Davib is amazing :D :D :D He wants a paragraph. He deserves a paragraph. He's amaaaaaaaaaaaazing :D Do want the DAvid, lol, happy halloween 2009!!!!!!! ANd the week after that, and after that... David deserves an awesome face because he's just cool like that. He wins at bowling :D
Radber!!
Radber came to me on the 11th July 2009, and he has been practically everywhere with me ever since! He's my favourite thing and he's awesome. He gets a place in my bed and right now, i'm working on making him his own little home. He's going to need some independence at some time, and he's growing up so fast! *sniff* Radber is my baby and i love him ^______^
Heatherings
I lovee you my Heather. Heather's always here for me and i will always be here for her. Heather... remember- if you ever need any help, i'm always on the other end of the phone... and i'm on Bebo, like, all the time >_< also MSN.
♥i love my friends
Sorry for leaving everyone else out, but these are my top 2 people. You know i love the rest of you guys anyways, i hug yiz enough ^__^ and if you don't think i love you, then you're sadly mistaken. Because i do. Really.
And the people who don&#39;t like me...
Why don't you? I mean, i give everybody a chance, but why do you have to go and screw it up for yourselves? I love you guys too, and if you ask, i will give you a second chance because everybody deserves one. I'm fed up of this constant bickering, it's really wearing away on my life force. And even though i used to enjoy arguing with these dimwits, it's actually become kind of tedious and boring.
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I know a lot of big words :D
and if you DO decide to argue with me, despite all that above, then i'm just gonna go all grammar nazi on your whiny ass :)

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  • Other half quiz

    My other half,
    1) What's their name?
    David

    2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
    Well, neverrrr

    3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
    Yar, to assault the mascots

    4) How old were you when you first met?
    When we were both fetuses

    5) Do you know their secrets?
    Idk, i know some

    6) Is this person older than you?
    Yus

    7) When was the last time you saw this person?
    NOWWWW! ON CAM!

    9) Are you related to this person?
    No

    10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
    I am

    11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
    idk... yes i know, i'm thick

    12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
    nao

    13) How many times do you talk to this person?
    A hell of a lot

    14) Do you think they will repost this?
    Maaybe

    15) Could you live with this person?
    I could

    16) Why is this person your other half?
    Cus he's my boyfriend and i loooooooooooveeeeeee him

    17) Have you seen this person cry?
    Nope

    18. Do you know this persons middle name?
    Yep

    19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
    Yeah

    20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
    Not yet... BWAHAHAH!

    21)Made out with this person?
    Maybe

    22) Have you ever given this person something?
    A bandanna, and my love

    23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
    Why no, no we havent

    24) Do you know everything about this person?
    No... or do i???

    25) Does this person have a job?
    No, i don't think

    26) Does this person have you as their other half?
    WELL NO!

    27) Do you think you & your other half will be friends forever?
    More than friends, i hope

    28. Have you ever made something with this person?
    Don't ask me that. I'll make everything you say from now on sound dirty

    29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
    nope

    30) Have you and your other half fought before?
    Fought????? Argued, but like, a joke

    31) Is your half on drugs?
    heheheh

    32) Does this person drink alcohol?
    Looooool

    34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
    Not yet *evil laugh*

    35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
    No, i don't think

    36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
    umm... i dont think

    37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
    Hehe, yush

    38. Is this person your best friend?
    Yeah! As well as everything else

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  • random quiz thing >_<

    Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin.

    01. Smoked
    02. Drank alcohol
    03. Cried when someone died
    04. Been drunk
    05. Had sex
    06. Been to a concert
    07. Gotten/given a hand job
    08. Gotten/given a blowjob
    09. Been verbally/sexually harassed
    10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

    11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
    12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
    13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
    14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    15. Been to prom.
    16. Cried at school.
    17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
    18. Went streaking.
    19. Given or received a lap dance.
    20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

    21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
    22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
    23. Kissed a stranger.
    24. Hugged a stranger.
    25. Went scuba diving.
    26. Driven a car.
    27. Gotten an x-ray.
    28. Hit by a car.
    29. Had a party.
    30. Done serious drugs.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%


    31. Played strip poker/darts (Any game)
    32. Got paid to strip for someone.
    33. Run away from home.
    34. Broken a bone.
    35. Eaten sushi.
    36. Bought porn.
    37. Watched porn.
    38. Made porn.
    39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
    40. Been in love.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

    41. French kissed.
    42. Laughed so hard you cried.
    43. Cried yourself to sleep.
    44. Laughed yourself to sleep
    45. Stabbed yourself.
    46. Shot a gun
    47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
    48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
    49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
    50. Watched an animal die.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%


    51. Watched a person die.
    52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
    53. Pranked somebody
    54. Put somebody in the hospital.
    55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
    56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
    57. Dressed punk.
    58. Dressed Goth.
    59. Dressed preppy.
    60. Been to a motocross race.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%


    61. Avoided somebody
    62. Been stalked.
    63. Stalked someone.
    64. Met celebrity.
    65. Played an instrument.
    66. Ridden a horse.
    67. Cut yourself.
    68. Bungee jumped.
    69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
    70. Been to a wild party.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

    71. Been caught stealing something.
    72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
    73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
    74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
    75. Got arrested.
    76. Been pregnant.
    77. Babysat.
    78. Been to another country.
    79. Started your house on fire.
    80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

    81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
    82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
    83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
    84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
    85. Sat on your butt all day.
    86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
    87. Had a job.
    88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
    89. Been called a whore.
    90. Danced like a whore.

    PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

    91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
    92. Been in a car accident.
    93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
    94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
    95. Raped somebody.
    96. Danced in the rain.
    97. Been rejected.
    98. Left a restaurant without paying.
    99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
    100. Been raped

    OVERALL PERCENTAGE: 51%

    0 commentaires 126 jours

  • Holy Bugger-face

    So, the first attempt failed, and the second was abandoned. Ah well, i can live with that.

    I have been doing some pretty random stuff lately.

    I've been thinking about starting to make my own money. I could start making falls and tutus and shizz and selling them over Bebo. It would be a good idea, plus i wouldnt have to bug my mum for money all the time. :3 I could also sell some of my old stuff that i dont wear anymore. I'm just going to have a look through all my stuff.

    So far, what i'm planning to sell is:

    Home made falls - £15, can be customised and haggled
    Nightmare Before Christmas "Sally" dress - £25, non-negotiable
    Some random t-shirts - prices ranging from £5 to £30
    Skeleton torso necklace - £5

    Posting and packaging costs from £2 to £5

    When i've got more, i'll edit this thing, or maybe i'll just make a group to sell stuff on :3

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I used to be lovestruck, now i'm just fucked up (8)

about 1 week ago from web

Lol. "Just because i like Fall Out Boy, that does NOT make me emo!" "You might want to rephrase that, love." I love talking to @DavidLamonby

04:14 PM November 20, 2009 from web

I love David :D

11:32 PM November 18, 2009 from web

MANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

06:34 PM November 02, 2009 from web

LOL he's probably buying Vaseline xD - Mum

06:26 PM November 02, 2009 from web

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1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
No idea

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Probably not xD

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Dad

4. Is that your natural hair color?
Nope, my natural hair has more red in

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
5 or so

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Lol...

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
Boogeyman. 'Nuff said.

9. Can you lick your elbow?
Nopee

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
VERY.

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
LOOK AT MYSELF NAKED!

12. Are you addicted to anything?
Coffee... sugar... David...

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Hate it. It hurts.

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
Mine.

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee.

16. Do fish make good pets?
Nope, they're boring

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
My cat ¬_¬

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericcson

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£10

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Olivia's

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Yeah

23. When’ s the last time you showered
I dont shower, i bath

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
Nah

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Double

26. Do you make your bed daily?
FUCKNO

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
My mum. I cant even imagine... i dont think these have been in fashion since the 1800s

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Sometimes

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
A few days ago when David was warping his face on webcam

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
Yep

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
Yeah, but unpierced people are just as attractive

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Be invisible ;)

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yep

36. Where does number one live?
In a house

37. Would you date them?
I do :D

38. What do you think of weddings?
boring ._.

39. What color of socks do you have on?
Pink and grey

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
On my hand, caused by falling on some glass.

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
about 10-15 mins

42. Have you bought anything today?
Nope

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
LOL yeah

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
Strawberry

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
LOL yeah, going to Emma's party

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
i dont know

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
see above

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
burger king

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Vimto

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
EW

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Yeah

53. Lap top or pc?
PC

54. What color is your keyboard?
black

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
lol no

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Nope

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Yeah

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
OOH yesh ^_^

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
Yuh-uh

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Stripes

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
EW i'd rather die

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
yep

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
LOL no

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
nope

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
Funny

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
LOL BUBBLEGUM

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
Camera

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
Nope

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Yeah

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
nah

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint... LOL BUBBLEGUM

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
£10

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
olive green

74. How many tv's in your house?
about 10...

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
aqjyt

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

yer

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
Yup

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Nope

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yep

80. Favourite sports to watch?
HATE SPORT

81. Can you play Poker?
nope

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
nao

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
no

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
yep

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
sometimes

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
nope

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lemons

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Trampolines

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Nope

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Nope

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
YOUR MOM

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Nope

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
BEef

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
Nooooo

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
hellno

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
MY EX

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
yeah, they're ace

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Punch 'em

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
No

100. How many times have you moved house?
a lot

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
My ex

102. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
Nope

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
about 10 mins

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1. What is your name?
Amy

2. Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
Yes

3. Are you currently happy?
No

4. Who did you last fight with?
Faggot1

5. Why did you apologise to the last person you did?
i forgot

6. What does your 29th message in your inbox say?
Prove it..Wait..dONT PROVE IT

7. Do you regret doing anything this week?
i regret going into 6th form tbh

8. What were you doing at 11pm last night?
Talking to David

9. Was your last kiss a mistake?
Nope, it was amazing

10. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
David plzkthnx

11. Do you believe in second chances?
Not any more

12. Why did you cry last?
Because my ex needs shooting

13. When was the last time you smiled?
a few mins ago

14. Have you had more than one bf/gf in the past year?
Yep

15. Have you ever got in a car with people you just met?
Yep

16. What annoys you the most?
Rhys

17. Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?
No

18. Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
No

19. Have you ever worn pjs to school?
No

20. What song are you currently listening to?
Nothingggggg

21. Do you swear at your parents?
No

22. Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
Yep

23. What is the nicest txt in your inbox?
College is gay i really cant be arsed with maths i wish i could be at home talking to you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

24. Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything?
Nope

25. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Hug, yes. Kiss, no.

26. Have you ever thrown up because of alcohol?
Nope

27. Have you kissed anyone in your top friends?
Yep

28. How many people have you liked?
just a few :P

29. What time did you go to bed last night?
forgot

30. What time were you up this morning?
about 8 o clock

31. Have you met someone who has changed your life?
Yep

32. List all your contacts under 'A' in your phone.
there isnt any

33. Have you ever had a rumour spread about you?
Yep, a few days ago

34. Are you keeping a secret from the world that could destroy a friendship?
Nope

35. Have you ever betrayed a friend?
Nope

36. Have you ever been grounded? What for?
Yeah xD cba saying, ive been grounded so much

37. What means the most to you in the whole entire world?
David

38. Will you have a bf/gf in two months time?
Hopefully

39. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
Yeah

40. Have you ever been caught 'doing something?'
LOL whaaaat?

41. Do you think alot of people think bad things about you?
Yep

42. Have you ever snuck out?
Nope

43. Have you ever dated someone twice?
Yeah

44. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
David

45. Name something really bad that happened last year.
ugh, i loved my ex

46. Is this year going to be a good one?
Yep

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Something About Me

Full name: Amy Joelle Hanna-Robertshaw
Nickname: Amy/A.J./Gerard/Gee/Frerard
Birthday: 11 July :D
Hometown: Happyfax
Current Location: Happyfax
Eye Color:: Hazel
Hair Color: Naturally dark brown, but dyed black
Height: um, idk :L
Heritage: Half English, other half Scottish
Zodiac Sign?: Cancer
Current goals:: STFU AND GET A JOB
Do you get motion sickness?: Nope
Can you play an instrument?: um, piano and recorder
Righty/Lefty?: BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like to sing?: Well, yeah, everyone does
Do you like to dance?: LOL YES!
Have any piercings?: Ears, planning more :D
Any tattoos?: Nope
The weirdest dream you have ever had?: I dont want to say
Are you afraid of the dark?: Not of the dark itself, but of those things that lurk within it.
Ever been in a fight?: yeahh
Ever commited a crime?: LOL YESSSS!!!!!!
Ever broken a traffic rule?: Nope
Biggest regret?: NONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Biggest turn-off?: um, idk, paracetamol??? Ugh, that tastes awful
Something random: YAY yes plz :D
If there was a fire where you lived, what two things would you grab?: JUST 2????? I want Radber and my shiny things then please
If you have to eat just one thing for the rest of the year, what would you choose?: SUSHI!!!!!!
Wildest friend: OLIVIAAAA
Horniest friend: See above
Best friend: The Olivia, the Heather and the Carlton
Do you know cooking?: Just a bit :D
Favorite day of the week?: ALL OF THEMM
Favorite girl name: Helena
Favorite boy name: um, idk, something unusual plz
Do you read newspapers?: NO!!!!!! I HAVE A NEWSPAPER BOYCOTT!!!!
At what age do you want to marry?: um, idk, marraige.... :/
Most annoying habit of yours?: always sniffing and playing with my hair
Motto to live by: STFU AND DO IT

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  • Nick The Emo Il y a 4 jours via Mobile
  • Kelsey Kandyland Il y a 1 semaine
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    YOOU LEFT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    the bebo chat thing isn't working D:

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • David Undead Il y a 1 semaine
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    LUV FO CHUUUUUUUUUUU ILY!

    Il y a 2 semaines
  • Amy Asphyxiation
    Amy Asphyxiation

    Comment below. Something tells me that you live in the UK and are too afraid to come and get me. I'm not crooked mouthed, in my picture i'm pulling a face. And i really dont care about my looks, you cant have such good confidence yourself if your picture's a dog. I like being like i am. Tans make me sick. I'm not gonna get one any time soon. Oooh, that's so very scary. Do you mind not trying to get hard behind a computer screen? And yes, i am 16. It says that on my profile, dumb shit. Well done. You're thick as well as practically dyslexic.

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • Krews.
    Krews.

    6th form your just a little shit.Wat are you like 16 or somthing? do some growing up before you comment on this page thinking all that. fuck your ugly just looking at that dum look on your face makes me sick eeeew yuck. Your lucky your all the way over there. Now fuck off and change your profile picture your hiddious

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • Krews.
    Krews.

    HAH i set it 2 private coz i didnt wana c ur ugly face on ma comments. hahaha an ma dog is better looking than you you pasty crooked mouth open fringe covering eye emo looking zombie. an ur lucky yo stay in the u.k u cheeky kunt

    KREWS.BST

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    David Undead

    its hairy.. xxx

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    David Undead

    look at your hair dear

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    prove it dear xx

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    I FORGOT TO GIVE LUV!

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    David Undead

    me dear scene dear no dear

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    why thankyou random scenekid :D

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • David Undead Il y a 5 semaines
  • David Undead Il y a 5 semaines
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    OH SO YOU LOVE JESSE NOW! HOW COULD YOOOU!

    Il y a 5 semaines
  • David Undead
    luv David Undead

    oh noes it appears jesse knows where you live..

    Il y a 5 semaines
  • David Undead
    David Undead

    i see.

    Il y a 5 semaines