I Would Like Lauren To ......
Lauren Needs To ......
I Think Lauren Should Really ......
Lauren Is Good At ......
Lauren's Best Feature Is ......
I ..... Lauren.
Lauren Is ..... Clever.
Lauren Is ..... When Drunk.
Lauren's Favourite Drink Is ......
Lauren Is No Good At ......
If I Was Alone With Lauren I Would ......
Lauren's Dancing Is ......
If I Could Tell Lauren Anything It Would Be ......
Without Lauren, I Would ......
Lauren's ..... Annoys Me.

Pick the month (number) you were born in

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I killed
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I made out with
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of top you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because i'm gangsta

Hi, my name is: Lauren.

But you can call me: Dirty Skank, But Only If We're Close.

Never in my life have I:
Been To Clubland. Thank You Lord.

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
My Wee Bro, Everytime Without Fail.

My high school is:
The Metaphorical Shiz. But Not As Cool As The One In High School Musical. Why Don't MY Friends Burst Into Song About Significant Events?

When I’m nervous:
I Need To Pee Unnatural Amounts.

The last song I listened to was:
Really Good. I Think It Was "Slit Wrist Theory" By 36Crazyfists.

If I were to get married right now it would be to:
Tammy, So I Can Rape Her Elbow AAAAALL The Time.

My hair is:
Brown! But It Shouldn't Be...

When I was 4:
I Got Trapped In My Auntie And Uncle's Bathroom For Several Hours Before Realizing That To Escape You Must Unlock The Door.

Last Christmas:
Was Class, Hi!

I should be:
Doing A German Translation. Now You Know Why I'm Dping This Blog.

When I look down I see:
My Hands, The Keyboard, My Phone, A Mug, My German Homework, My iPod And The Floor.

The happiest recent event was:
Erm..... I Think Possibly Twas Tuesday. That Was Just A Great Day.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’ :
I Would Have A Brief Affair With Chandler Before Realising We're Better Off As Friends Then Get It On With Joey At The Chrstmas Party, Have His Baby, Have A Lesbian Kiss With Phoeboe Then Marry Ross. According To My Script.

By this time next year:
I'll Have Done My German Homework... Who Am I Kidding?

My current gripe is:
People And Things.

I have a hard time understanding:
Why I Haven't Been Paid Yet.

There’re these girls:
Who Used To Be Boys. They're Known As Trannies.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
My Mother. She Would Shower Me With Love And Pride!

I want to buy:
The Totally Cool TBS T-Shirt I've Wanted For MONTHS.

Where do you plan to visit:
Scottyland! Next Month!

If you spent the night at my house:
I'd Shave Off One Of Your Eyebrows While You Slept. Mwah Ha Ha.

The world could do without:
Being Such A Whiny Bitch.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself:
Coffee. What Else?

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
LoL Coffee!

My middle name is:
Australian.

In the morning I:
Hate Everything.

Last night I was:
Sleeping, Amongst Other Things.

There’s this guy I know who:
Rubs My Face Everytime He Walks Past Me. He Tastes Like Crisps.

If I was an animal I’d be:
Sad About My Probable Lack Of Opposable Thumbs.

A better name for me would be:
Jim. Cuz That's What Ruth Calls Me.

Tomorrow I am:
Getting Paid! Hoepfully...

Tonight I am:
Really Cool. And Procrastinating.

My birthday is:
Important - 8th November.