I’m like, pure mentow Laura Connolly man.
That’s a joke, I don’t talk like that. Well I do, but only when I’ve had too many energy drinks [and pro plus; and swweeeeetttsss! Mmmm. Sweets.].

I work at virgin active gym, part time behind the bar/café area [VCaff], and I love my job to pieces-es-es!!
I’m currently playing for Hibs Ladies football team, It’s awesome, don’t realise how much I love it until I don’t have it! New season coming up, should be fun!
I love sport, snowboarding, hockey, football, table tennis [yes I count that as a sport], badmintinger [badminton for those of you who read that and think what a weirdo] and what ever else people say girls cant do. Ill be there giving it a go!
I play drums in a band, and I love it, the drums part, I sat advanced higher music this year and I loved it [listening sucks, which is my downfall, but the rest is all good!]. I can play guitar, and like to sing, sometimes, when I’m taking the piss lyrically, such a nice warm fuzzy feeling inside to take the piss in rhyme. I also have a three stringed geetar.

I’m hopefully going to telford this year to do a social sciences course, then hopefully go on to study social work.
-This is my plan, but then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if it changed next week!
-This, might I add is only a ’back up plan’, as such, whilst I wait to go train with the fire service!

I am going to be a fire woman, its like, my main goal in life.
I will make it happen!

*smug look*

Family and friends mean the world to me. I generally couldn’t care less what people think of me, unless it’s the people listed above! [Don’t look for a list of people, I’m meaning the family and friends bit!] Of course I’d like to think that I don’t have a troop of enemies that want to come and kill me in the most painful way possible, but to be honest I’d tank them anyway.

That’s a lie, I’d laugh, in fear, tell the stupidest/worst joke in the world and run whilst they contemplate how un-funny/stupid it was.

I am so opinionated it gets me into trouble sometimes. I like to have my views heard, I’m happy to hear others, I don’t think people can be wrong, as such, ill tell you if I don’t agree with you, oh boy ill make it clear I don’t, but I don’t like saying that you would be wrong. In my eyes you are entitled to your own opinion, but if I don’t agree with it, don’t ever tell me I’m wrong, or I will back up my points, with one of the most heated arguments you will ever have, I can get very, very confusing when I do, solely because of the speed at which I talk at! [And most of the time I don’t make any sense!]

Schools finished, it’s like the best feeling ever. I’m like free dude. Well, I mean free from hearing: ‘but your head girl Laura, you shouldn’t do that’ ‘Set an example, your head girl, don’t do that’ etcetera, etcetera. Fun.

Tattoo’s are awesome. Yummy. Mohawks are also very appealing. I like to take pictures. Cause I’m cool like that. Oh, oh, oh, I’m going to be firewoman. I don’t like loosing.
Not that I’m competitive, at all… Primeval is like, the best. And charmed. Hmm. Oh and sarcasm, love it. Could possibly be the best thing ever! I believe that everybody has the right to be happy, whatever makes you happy. Freedom of speech is also just fantastic. Freedom of expression. Freeeeeeeedom… [Get it?]… I get bored easily. Loose interest quickly. Cant spell. Like to be challenged. I love the sun. I want to surf/wind surf at Crammond, I think that would be highly amusing. I like music. I LOVE music. Role on the 18ths alcohol fest. Rockness. CORFU L[L]L! I like babbling a lot of shit.

This is where I mention some of the people that mean the world to me:

Mandy, saying you mean the world to me would be an understatement. You know me inside and out. One of the very few that do, and I wouldn’t change that for anything. Nothin

AWWWWWWWW, THAT'S A DARN, TUT-TEN, RUT-TEN, KA-BUTTEN, MA-LUTTEN, BA-LUTTEN, FO-MO-BALA-JUKEN, HA-BUKEN, SO-LUKEN, HABER-DASH-INION-U-LUKIN-ZO-ZO-ZU-KEN-FRODO-TU-KEN-FO-BUKEN-BO-JUKEN, GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND-PAPA-JACO-BA-BITES-BUG-A-LUKEN SHAME!

Sorry- but that's not as interesting as watching a badger, with a mohawk, in summer time, when he thought it was going to be sunny, so he went on holiday and only packed his tighty witeys, on a bilke, in the wind, with a hamburger he clearly bought because he knew it was filled with saturated fat and wanted to spite the fat kids, in the rain. When it's like really wet.

Yeah. I've lost in-ter-res-ssss-t.

This story makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

If you hear any of this: Don't blame the person, blame the Helen.

(P.S- YLT. YA BAM.)
(P.S.S-BRB)

1.I’m working a fantabulasticly wonderful job. I love it and everything that has to do with it, including the working side.

2.I’m paying off my holiday, by working my fantabulasticly wonderful job, three times a week.

3.I’m going to see my wife. Highlight of the year.

4.I’m going on holiday. Joint highlight of the year. Just as good as my Wife. In a different way though. Some similarities I have to say.

5.I love my friends, more than they know. Special mention to Kim, Mandy, Jordyn and Fatty Fatty aka Helen aka Chelsea. You’re all my bitches. Don’t forget that.

6.I love, love. When it’s interesting and complicated and rough and tough and cute and cuddly. Is there any other way? That’s the kind. Love it.

7.My boys. My girls. Ooffft. Let’s play?

8.Hayley is good, but not as good as Alecia. Sorry boys, I mean, yeah boys, I’ll listen to nothing that says otherwise, all lies.

9.I don’t drink coffee anymore. Oh my god, it’s true, no more twelve cups a day. Wow. Sucks.

10.It’s good to be kind. But don’t be the kind of kind that’s capable of ripping out bad dreams
and making them reality. That’s just mean.

11.I’ll blatantly ignore obvious openings to explain my actions and walk out the room, not even understanding myself why I feel fully compelled to do so.

12.I like to confuse people with lines that only make sense in my mind.

13.Quite a lot only makes sense in my mind to be honest.

14.Oh honesty, that’s always nice.

15.I love the snow. Snow angels are fantastic.

16.I can make up stories and bring them to life, but when it comes to dealing with the real life,
that I live in, I’m useless. Brilliant, so basically I’m crazy. Glad that was brought to my attention. I do like a bit of crazy though.

17.Glasvegas is thee band.

18.A gig is the best place to be.

19.I just love liars, can’t get enough of lies. They just make my day brighter than bright they do.

20.Sarcasms my thing, I love it, makes the world a better place.

21. Rhyming, I like a bit of that too

22. I’ll learn how to do things, like play an instrument, just to prove a point.

23.I’m not competitive at all. I just like winning, and I hate losing.

24.I'm ok to lose if I'm playing fantastically well, or if I'm playing a professional at their own
game. Preferably the latter though.

25.I don’t like chasing after things; I find it’s annoying for the thing you’re trying to catch.

26.Very short attention span.

27.I like to believe I have an alter-ego called Helen.

28.I also like to try and blame thing on her.

29.The number 7 is a babe of a number.

30.I don’t believe in God, but I believe that if I did he would be a she and would also be called
Mother Nature, Mother Nature is god. One in the same.

31.Ghosts, I believe in them things.

32.Charmed is a fantastic programme.

33.I like Kate Nash, so shut up and stop slating her, and yes she can sing. Full stop. xP.

34.I want to go sky diving, but my mum won’t let me.

35.Sharks scare me, but I’d love to do that cage thing just so I could say I did that cagey
thingy.

36.If you have got this far, I applaud you. I'm also calling you sad, but why not read on.

37.Dani Campbell: Oh he, oh no I mean she, oh no I mean he: BABE.

38.I almost died because of a rubber dingy meets many cocktails for breakfast in a freezing
cold river at 2 o’clock in the afternoon incident. Would go through it again in a second. Loved
it.

39.I may have some OCD tendencies, I like things to be organised, even if it’s a mess. My room is an organised mess.

40.I sometimes binge on bananas.

41.CSI is fantastic. Scrubs: Yummy. So is Miami ink, Kat Von D is a legend.

42.Food is not a weakness. It’s not a sin. It’s the foundations of my happiness.

43.I liked Diana from x-factor, and would happily go to a concert and buy her CD’s.

44.I would marry Dawn French and Jenifer Sa