The Provisional Government
Of The
IRISH REPUBLIC
To The People Of Ireland.

IRISHMEN AND IRISHOMEN: In the name of God and the dead generations from which she recieves her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.
Having organised and trsined her manhood through her secret revolutionary organisation, The Irish Republican Brotherhood, and through her open military organisations, The Irish Volunteers and The Irish Citizen Army, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, and, supported by her excited children in America and by galliant allies in Europe, but relying in the first on her own strength, she strikes in full confidence of victory.
We declare the right of he people of Ireland to the full ownershhip of Ireland, and to the unfettered controll of the Irish deatinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpaion of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the distruction of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty: six times during the past three hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Standing on that fundemental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish republic as a Sovereign Independant State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comredes-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its wellfare, and of its exhaultation among the nations.
The Irish Republic is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The Republic guarantees religious and civil liberty, equal rights and equal opporunities to all its citizens, and declares its resolve to persue the happiness and prosperity of the whole nation and of all its parts, cherishing all the children of the nation equally, and oblivious to the differences carefully fostered by an alien government, which has divided a minority from the majority of the past.
Untill our arms havr brought the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent National Government, representative of the whole people of Ireland and elected by the sufferages of all her men and women, the provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of The Republic in trust for the people.
We place the cause of The Irish Republic under the protection of the most high God, Whose blessing we invoke upon our arms, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it by cowardace, inhumanity, or rapine. In this supreme hour, The Irish Nation must, by its valour and discipline and by the readiness of itd children to sacrefice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called.
Signed on Behalf of the Provisional Government.

THOMAS J. CLARKE
SEAN Mac DIARMADA. THOMAS MacDONAGH.
P.H PEARSE. EAMONN CEANNT.
JAMES CONOLLY. JOSEPH PLUNKETT

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do
I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off
their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you
do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used
to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger and u get a blank
look...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you
f*cking McTosser.

14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

11 rules of bebo!!!

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year nines who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!!