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Check in.. *Movin all our crap at 3 in d morning.. *Havin a lift in d bathroom.. *Alans love of his Aston Villa mug ( which he now broke himself!!). *Doms love of d word bugger.. *Antonio's "i cant get no satisfaction".. *Here dere Delilah.. *Cyrillllle.. *Walkin out of Byblos at 8.30 in d mornin completely locked.. *Eatin bready bread in d canteen at 9.. *random trips 2 d shop at 2 in d mornin.. *Caros bar mat flippin.. *Alain's bar table dancin.. b4 he fell off.. *Hidin in a pyramid from the italian bar guy.. *Dancin on the bar in d italian bar guys bar.. *Walkin home bare foot 4m Vip.. *Ladies nite on Wed!! *Aoifes alcoholism "i dont need a plane.. 5 drinks nd im flyin!!" *Ice skatin hurts.. *Auchan.. *Garcon nd zombie in Cyrilles car.. *Mayonnaise!!! *Our neva endin love of chocolate.. *Our mojita nite in the "party room".. *Shubafair while drunk.. *Girl with green hair hahaha.. *Alains taxi.. *Alains birthday party.. *Caros birthday.. *Aoife tryin 2 kill me wit her shoe * Aoife passin out in the toilets of the staff house at alans party.. *Aoife constantly burning me wit her cigerettes.. *7 peolpe dancin around 1 pole in Byblos.. *robbing glasses from byblos..*Aoife gettin locked out nd avin to call alan from the hotel across from the appartment.. twice!!..*magic makers.. * never ending nip tuck, desperate housewives, friends and of course Grey's Anatomy!! poor Alan will never ger his play station back..*Do sexy!! *Omg dere takin d cake!! *Doms randomness.. thats why i die!! *Cyrilles strippin under d influence!! *What has this world come to!! *Stupid floods in the hallways!! *Sewing Aoife's dress for d party!! Big ass leak in my room..rang germain to come fix it.. 2 weeks later he arrives.. to take pics of d damage!!! Dom "Why do they make such a big deal about Saint Valentines day and not Saint Patricks day here? oh wait its prob because Valentine was a Saint!!!" *Alan says "est qu tu fait?" nd Dominick replys "u like speaking irish dont u!!!!"

Write down the people in your top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...
1. Colin
2.Eimear
3.Kevin
4.Darren
5.Aisling
6.Nick
7.Sinead
8.Magrie
9.Aidan
10.Niamh
11.Deirdre
12.Niall k
13.Martin
14.Aoife
15.Dominick
16.Sarah

Q. Have you ever kissed 6? (Nick)
A. Eh nope!!

Q. Whats the funniest memory you have of 11?(Deirdre)
A. Trying to get her up to bed after a nite out when she was determind to sleep half way up the stairs!!

Q. Whens the next time your gonna see 4? (Darren)
A. When i go home for xmas nd he tries gettin me locked again!!

Q. Is number 7 pretty? (Sinead)
A.Yep pretty as a peach.. miss her!!

Q. What was your first impression of number 11? (Deirdre)
A. Quiet.. how wrong i was!!

Q. What do you like most about 14? (Aoife)
A. Her over use of the words shit nd hoe.. plus her craziness!!

Q. How did you meet 3?(Kevin)
A. In meitheal which we kicked ass at!!

Q. Do you think 12 would kill someone? (Niall Kelly)
A. Possibly.. shaddy character haha!!

Q. Is 9 your best friend? (Nick)
A. Definatily.. 1 of the best!!!

Q. How long have you known 1? (Colin)
A. Since september 2006.. together since April!!

Q. Have you seen 2 naked? (Eimear)
A. Eh no were close but not that close haha.. miss her tho!!

Q. Do you think 5 has a crush on you? (Aisling)
A. Noooooo that wud b incest!!!

Q. Whats the last thing you did with 6? (Nick)
A. Said goodbye when he was goin back to Brussels.. tear!!

Q. If you could give anything to 15 what would it be? (Dominick)
A. Eh i dunno.... Money!!

Q. Would 2 and 16 make a good couple? (Eimear and Sarah)
A. Eh prob not given they r both girls nd both have boyfriends ha!!

Q. If 16 was a crayon what colour would he be? (Sarah)
A. Pink.. just cse!!

Q. Have you ever been to 3's house? (Kevin)
A. Nope neva gotten an invite

Q. Whens the next time you will see 5?(Aisling)
A. Eh i dunno she mite come over in march or i mite go home!!!

Q. Are you real close to 8? (Margie)
A. Yup...really gud friends.. miss her!!

Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 4?(Darren)
A. Actually dunno.. possibly!!

Q. Whats 13's house like? (Martin)
A. No its in Kilkenny wat d hell wud any 1 b doin dere!!

Q. Have you ever been angry with 12? (Niall Kelly)
A. Ha nope, bout i will b either!!

Q. What do you and 4 talk about the most? (Darren)
A. His elaborate schemes to get me drunk!!

SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.

SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self.