Darren Macleod

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Darren Macleod
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  • Mężczyzna, 27, Serce 95
  • z Thurso
  • Związek: Narzeczeństwo
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  • Jest z nami od: March 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 11 godzin temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/dez_mac

O mnie

Motto
Dez
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch Together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy Asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!'
Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a beer.
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'
Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?'
The little boy answered 'no,' again.
Grandpa said, 'Then your not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little Later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa Asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'
The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?'
Grandpa replied, Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'
The boy replied,
Then go f *** yourself!
Grandma made these for me
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Alan Munro

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Music
Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, DMX, fave band would have to be the goo goo dolls or Chilli Peppers but im liking a bit of Audioslave at the moment, also like Fall Out Boy, Feeder, The View, Killers, The Fratellis, Stereophonics, Kaiser Chiefs, The Zutons, Paul Oakenfold, Judge Jules and loads more
Films
Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, Stand by me, Football Factory, Green Street, Elf, All the American Pie's, Water Boy, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Without a Paddle, Goodfellas, Casino, Scar Face, Carlito's Way and any other gangster films, Flow, Riding Giants and any surf DVD....the business!
Sports
Im into football and SURFING! More surfing this last while, just going to get myself a nice new board.
Scared Of
Sharks, Big hairy spiders, wasps and bees, poisonous snakes, bit scard of heights if not secured to something, not keen on flying but i do it, not too fond of being out in deep water either, never know whats below you!!
Happiest When
Playing football, watching Celtic, having a few drinks with mates, playing poker with a few beers on the go, Chilling out watching dvd's, sleeping, out for dinner, on nights out, when im on the job obviously haha!! Surfing!!!! yee haaa
MSN Address
If you ant to add me to msn to get the crack its dez_macleod@hotmail.com

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    • Surfing, took from a website! Woo hoo!!!

      Thurso is on the northern tip of Scotland and has one of the fastest barrelling waves in the world (recently voted in the top 10 waves in Europe). Add to that a small extremely friendly group of local surfers who make it a pleasant place to be at low tide and you’ve got a great surfing experience. Best conditions are with southerly swell and low-mid tide. But beware, the average water temp is a chilly 10°c.

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    • Stu Robertson
      Stu Robertson

      crack now creekin hips ?

      1 tydzień temu
    • Kinger
      Kinger

      Tarpothonew

      11 tygodni temu
    • Chris Foy
      Chris Foy

      Alright Mongler,
      You got any plans for your birthday? It's on a Saturday so I reckon we should go away to Inverness or Orkney etc unless you have already made plans with eh chick?

      12 tygodni temu
    • Stu Robertson
      luv Stu Robertson

      crack noo maccatoot. ?

      whats happinin at home anywaves appeared on the horizon yet ?

      think ill get some wheels for the board and skate it 2 the beach. no luck with these fucking cars just now :P

      17 tygodni temu
    • Dancing . .Princess
      Dancing . .Princess

      Hey how now??

      cn i borrow ur ipod amoz nite again for goin out jog!!!

      dnt supose ud put sum dance on it to..lol..x

      19 tygodni temu
    • Mikee Miller
      Mikee Miller

      Sleeze bag

      How those chaps looking for next friday :P

      Hope the comm locals aint looking for a quiet night and a pint haha, there will be chairs gettin smashed off peoples backs poker in the corner, ho's up stairs and whisky in dirty glasses haha

      see you there bud!!

      21 tygodni temu
    • Chris Foy
      luv Chris Foy

      Alright Monglet?

      What you saying lad? How did you boys get on against eh Stabs last week?

      I'm telling you, get yoursel a ticket for eh Haye fight and come over to Germany wi mysel and Matt. I think there are still tickets going lad!!

      25 tygodni temu
    • Tommy Webster
      Tommy Webster

      "Say ooh aah Samaras, ooh aah Samaras"

      Copyright - Nacho Novo :D

      26 tygodni temu
    • Alan Munro
      Alan Munro

      Not off til tuesday dez mitchell i'll gi u a ring then

      26 tygodni temu
    • Alan Munro
      luv Alan Munro

      Crack now waspy? Havin major problems out here so reckon i'll prob get off on friday now. When's this long weekend? Aye im plannin comin up the road shortly, been workin a fair bit so needin to let off some steam!!

      27 tygodni temu
    • Alan Munro
      luv Alan Munro

      Hows it goin tutu? Long time no spk, been livin the dream offshore rakes lately and the fuckers have taken bebo from us. Whats been happenin? Think am gonna need to head up the road for a long weekend soon, try n behave mysel iss time but it's no easy, u know ursel

      27 tygodni temu
    • Scotty Smith
      Scotty Smith

      Cowabunga!

      27 tygodni temu
    • Stu Robertson
      Stu Robertson

      crack now pest control ?

      looks like i'm off today lad so we'll be in the surf soon. with at piece of junk you bought :L

      will be ace to be home for the qs. u taken hols for it ?

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Truerman JNr
      Truerman JNr

      dez boii
      go on msn plse easier to talk like
      i got till tll u e thuso score if u dnt no it
      it was ?????? lol 9-1 to thurso peacho got a hat rick go on m,sn plse

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Stu Robertson
      Stu Robertson

      Nice1 at least we got a win.

      would of been good crack down in e'burgh. who all went down ?

      no crack with me just dyin to get off this rig man will be 5wks on thurs. hopefully getting off this wk. longest i've been sober ever :L

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Stu Robertson
      Stu Robertson

      Crack now mingin mooth mcloot ???

      hows eh new stick going ? u been gettin any surf?

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Imogen Storm
      Imogen Storm

      u looking forward to your upcoming weekend????
      better be cafeful you dont get lost in the big city!!!!
      haha xxx

      34 tygodnie temu
    • Truerman JNr
      Truerman JNr

      i no shite weather
      yi well u got ur reword
      rhh trust u lol
      yi next season

      34 tygodnie temu
    • Truerman JNr
      Truerman JNr

      alrite des boy
      wioll ur thurso carrer go on or was that a 1 off
      cause we play better we u lol come bck plse

      wts utr msn addy
      wb

      35 tygodni temu