1.Whats your name?
2. When did we meet?
3. Where did we meet?
4. Are we close?
5. Best memory of me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Do u still think the same?
9. What reminds u of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do u know me?
12. What do u like best about me?
13. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn’t?
14. When was the last time you saw me?
15. Give me a nickname and explain why?
16. R u gonna put this on your blog and c what i say bout u?
17. Anything 2 say b4 u go

Lorry Driver
Lorry driver driving through Ness. Stops at a road end, and a car pulls up behind him, the door opens and a blonde woman gets out, runs up to the door and knocks on his window.
The lorry driver lowers the window and the woman says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
The lorry driver grunts and winds his window back up and he pulls away, only to get caught in traffic, where the blonde again knocks on the window, gets him to lower it and as if it never happened says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
He again rolls his eyes and pulls away... once again he gets caught by the traffic and he sees her running up once more. She again knocks on the window, he lowers it and again she comes out with: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
He says something rather rude under his breath and roars away from the passin place shaking his head. He swears like mad as he sees the next road end and the woman's car tearing up behind him. Before she can get out he throws open his door, jumps down and legs it back to her car. She rolls her window down as he knocks and he says: "Hi, my name's Hector(arite), and I'm driving a fucking gritter

FIND THE MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY.....

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: thingy Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a pyrate
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I had a sex change
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I got sick
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat