THE WARNING SIGNS

The following is a list of well known tell-tale signs that your child may be a Goth, or have fallen in with a bad Gothic element. If your child displays at least two or more of these symptoms, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is very dangerous. If these symptoms persist you child could be irrecoverably damaged for life. Not just mentally, but physically and emotionally too. If this continues, place your child into your local mental health center, and seek guidance from your local Baptist Church. If the psychiatrists can’t help, your child may need a full exorcism.




· Wears an unusual amount of black clothing.

· Has piercings or tattoos.

· Wears a pentagram, inverted cross, or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).

· Wears rock or heavy metal T-shirts.

· Listens to dangerous GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, Rammestein, or to other antisocial music (See our 'Banned Music' section for more information).

· "Hangs out" with new friends.

· Cross-dresses or wears eye-liner.

· Eats cockroaches/bugs/insects.
· Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

· Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities, such as church, prayer, and sports.

· Dyes his/her hair black/red/green.

· Takes drugs.

· Shops at ‘Hot Topic’

· Self-harms or mutilates their own body.

· Attempts to cut off a part of their own body. (ie. fingers/arm/leg)
· Attempts suicide

· Talks about suicide

· Burns or shits on the Holy Bible

· Curses God’s name

· Owns a copy of the ‘Satanic Bible’

· Prays to Satan.

· Has friends who are losers. (ie. Doesn't associate with Jocks, cheerleaders, preppies and other normal intelligent well-adjusted teenagers - the right sort of friends)
· Has bad personal hygene.

· Kills people for fun.

· Stays up late at night.

· Drinks human blood.

· Is a vegan/vegetarian. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)
· Watches MTV.

· Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.

· Is secretive.

· Spends large amounts of time alone.

· Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.

· Shoots his/her classmates.

· "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

· Hears music which only sounds like noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

· Uses a computer or the Internet.

· Plays video games or role-playing games.

· Has a ‘myspace’ account.

· Reads science fiction or fantasy books.

· Owns any movie by director ‘Tim Burton’ or 'Peter Jackson'

· Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).

· Writes poetry.(you can usually find the poetry book easily if you search your child’s room)

· Has a ‘myspace’ account. (you can easily monitor your child’s net activity by checking their internet ‘history’)

· Has friends who have retardations / mongolism / birth defects.
· Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, PAGANISM.

· Owns a copy of ‘Mein Kampf’

· Reads Anne Rice books.

· Owns Nazi memorabilia.

· Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).
· Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

· Drinks his/her own urine/excrement.

· Drinks his/her friend's urine/excrement.
· Rapes a dog/cat.
· Wears fangs or dresses like a vampire.
· Owns an exessive amount of Horror movies.
· Sticks broken glass up his/her own anus.
· Has friends who are Jews.
· Hates Jews. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)
· Attacks random people in the street.
· Talks to himself/herself.
· Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.

· Sleeps too mu

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and its also almost the film festival but like mostly im excited because im going to the premier or batman the dark knight and im going to be dressed as the joker, cause i have green hair and im all villianous and dastardly and ary will be all like cool and batman because shes strong and manly and a hero and her suit will have nipple like val kilmer, and im not entirely sure if we have discussed this with johnny yet but he also will be there and i think hopefully he will be dressed as vicky vale, the love interest cause he is well sexy

and me and ary will be running around town and she's like going to throw cut outs of like bat symbols at me and im going to somehow get like smoke bomb and paint manic little smily faces on them and ill like escape in the smoke of colourful smoke and stuff, YUP!

its funny all of my blogs are crap little desighns or personality test that are suposed to sum me up in a way so that everyone can see who i really am but its so fucking false im not that string of answers i dont think its possible to understand me i mean ive had 15 of being me to try and i used to think i did and maybe i was right but probably i was deluded and now ive realised im not what everyone thinks i am and im not what i think i am the real me is burried under all this falseness that i use to exist and function .rahh. ive tried to post this blog 3 times already im so over it.