Jessie: To protect the world from decent animation
James: To unite all losers within our nation
Jessie: To denounce the evils of lies and slander!
James: To extend our reach to Colonel Sanders!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blasts their heads off at the speed of gas
James: Surrender now or watch out for Jessie's fat ass!!
Meowth: Oink oink... I mean, that's right!!! .....oink
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James: Prepare for an orgy bubble!
Jessie: With my boobs and our assholes, make it double!
James: To have sex with everyone across the nation
Jessie: With my pussy who needs masturbation
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
James: Team Rocket blows your dicks as if you had good luck
Jessie: Enough chit-chat now it's time to fuck!!

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you though that,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little Year 6's and 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't
a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!