1) That’s Not Right..........Sum Ting Wong

2) Are You Harboring A Fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See Me ASAP.............Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man..............Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse.............Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did You Go To The Beach?..............Fai Yu So Tan

7) I Bumped In To A Coffee Table.........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I Think You Need A Face Lift..........Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very Dark In Here............Wao So Dim

10) I Thought You Were On A Diet.........Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This Is A Tow Away Zone..........No Pah King

12) Staying Out Of Sight............Lei Ying Lo

13) He's Cleaning His Automobile.........Wa Shing Ka

14) Your Body Odour Is Offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great.........Fa Kin Su Pah

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AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
WOG FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
WOG FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
WOG FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WOG FRIENDS : Cry with you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
WOG FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
WOG FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
WOG FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WOG FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
WOG FRIENDS: Are for life.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
WOG FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
WOG FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave buy something for you if you have no money to buy it
WOG FRIENDS: Will steal it for them selves if they have no money

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this.
WOG FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Hair (colour and style):
Eyes::

OTHER:
1. Do you drink/smoke?
2. Do you like the rain?
4. If so...would you play in it with me?
5. Do you like movies?
6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my neck?
10. Do you play any sports?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other?
13. Favorite body part on you?
14. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
15. Would you give me a kiss just because?
16. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
17. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
18.What would u do if i cried?
19.If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
20.Would u makeout with me?
21.If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?
22.Would u ever cheat on me?
23.Would u ever trust me?
24. Would you ever lie to me?
25. Would you be proud to introduce me to your friends?
26. How far would u go with me?
27.How long would u kiss me?
28.Would u make the first move?
29.Where would u wana go on the first date?
30.What would u tell ur friends?
31. WOULD YOU RESPECT ME?