1. We do not comprehend the words "ching chong".

2. WHATTHEHELL does "ching chong" even mean?!

3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.

4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn't mean they're Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.

5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.

6. We don't always eat egg rolls and when we do it's like once in a blue moon.

7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.

9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered "real" Chinese food.

10. We don't use THAT much M-S-G.

11. Don't ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.

12. We don't know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can't.

13. Don't ask us to teach you curse words either.

14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.

15. All Asian countries speak different languages.

16. Just because we're Asian it doesn't mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your ass anyway.

17. Don't say all Asian people look the same, that's like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?

18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.

19. Not all Asians are short.

20. Or skinny.

21. By the way, it's VietNAMese, not VietMANese.

22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.

23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.

24. What do you people stare at? Haven't you seen an Asian person before?

25. Just to let you know, it's NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your ass.

26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We'll just make fun of you in our own language.

27. It's ok for us to call each other F.O.B's but if you call us one you're asking for a beating.

28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?

29. Don't fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you're doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.

30. Don't ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it "cat lo mein" instead of beef lo mein. They don't use cat if you didn't already guess that by now.

31. No...Yao Ming is not my uncle.

32. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.

33. White rice is the perfect side dish.

34. Soy Sauce tastes great on almost everything.

35. People from India are Asians too.

36. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast.

Viet Pride is what you see
Viet Pride forever it will be
On top is where we stand
A true Viet born is what I am
Spreadin' love nationwide
I know where I’m at so step aside
People near and far
Know not where and what we are
Chinese, Japanese is what they guess
But we Vietnamese, no less
Look here, i got one more thing to say to you
ViEt PriDe TiLL thA dAy i DiE fOo!!~!

Viet pride for life till i die
no reason to lie
so step aside, analyse, recognize,
your kickin it on the VIET SIDE
So step down before we regulate,
keep it real,
cuz VIETS KILL
Then i guess i gotta bounce out,
so much love and take care always




Viet Pryde is in my mind,
Viet blood is in my kind,
So step aside and let me through,
Cause its all about the Viet Krew,
Viet love is all around,
For my fellow Viets,
Never let me down,
Show your Pryde and say its true,
Cause Viet blood flows through you.
Life sucks and then u die
but if your Viet
You die with sweet aSS* pride!!!
Viet Pryde -4- Lyfe and Eternity

Roses are red
Viets are white
thats my race
im proud alright?!!
My Viet pride
I will not hide
My Viet race
I will not disgrace
My Viet blood
flows hot & true
My Viet peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our Viet flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
VIETS ARE THE BEST!!!

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