.Hirschliff.

is bored and at work. dang it.

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™°•.Missed mathematics, she was doing acrobatics.•°™
À propos de moi
Im John im 16 I go nescot part-time to do my apprenticeship, the rest of the tiem i work for T Brown Group.
if you want my msn then just ask me.
bless x

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... NEVA SURRENDA ...

....ENGLISH PRIDE.....

I'm forevere blowig bubbles,
pretty bubble in the air,
the fly so high,
they reach the sky,
and like my dreams they fade and die,
fortunes always hiding,
i've looked everywhere,
i'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air.
UNITED
UNITED
UNITED .




Put the fucking knifes and guns down.
If you can't do it with your fists, then why bother ?!
Music
Arctic Monkeys, B2K, P.Diddy, R.Kelly, Corey Williams, Darude, Deepside, dizzee rascal, lilly allen, dj unk, dr.dre, fugees, the gossip, gym class heroes, limp bizkit, plain white t's, ruff squad, wiley, sean kingston, the streets, the who, ybm, pariz 1 , the zutons, ciara, 50 cent ...
Happiest When
Sleeping,
With Family,
With Friends,
With People Who Care For ME,
With The People I Love,
I Have Lots Of Money.
Big Up To My Mates
Jake, Jake, John, Jack, John, Lew, Ben, Jamie, Lorenzo, Reece, Rob, Sam, Ben, Chaz, If I Missed You Out, Then Let Me Know And I'll Sort It Out.
Scared Of
Russel Brand and Peggy Mitchell!
Mr. Fuertes
Well what can I say about this foreign man . . . We been mates since year 7, and he always got my back. always have too many jokes when the filipino man is around. Truss him with my life too.
Love . x
Bebo Haker
John'z A Compleat Donut.! :D Illy x

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  • top 16

    Q: Have You Ever Kissed Anyone In Your Top 16?
    A: yeh

    Q: Whats Your Favourite Thing About Number 13?
    A: sam - she funny

    Q: What's The Best Memory You Have Of 9?
    A: riann - english in year 9

    Q: When's The Next Time You're Gonna See 4?
    A: dc - probz not for a while

    Q: Is Number 8 Pretty?
    A: luke - that would make me gay so no

    Q: What Was Your First Impression Of Number 7?
    A: nat - shes cool

    Q: What Do You Like Most About Number 14?
    A: ellie - shes fun

    Q: How Did You Meet 3?
    A: illy - i dno

    Q: Do You Think 12 Would Kill Someone?
    A: darren - maybe

    Q: Is 11 Your Friend?:
    A: hannah - not really

    Q: How Long Have You Known Number 1?
    A: hayley 5/6 years

    Q: Have You Seen 2 Naked?
    A: vicki - no shes like a sister, so that wud b lik incest

    Q: Do You Think 5 Has A Crush On You?
    A: charley - no

    Q: What Is The Last Thing You Did With 8?
    A: luke - bus a few years ago

    Q: If You Could Give Anything To Number 15 What Would It Be?
    A: emma - a hug

    Q: Would Number 2 & Number 16 Make A Good Couple?
    A: vicky and reece - i dunno maybe

    Q: If Number 14 Was A Crayon, What Colour Would She/He Be?
    A: ellie - purple

    Q: Have You Ever Been To 3's House?
    A: illy - no

    Q: Have You Ever Slept In The Same Bed As 1?
    A: hayley - no

    Q: When's The Next Time You'll See 5?
    A: charley - a party fuck noes wehn

    Q: Are You Real Close To 10 ?:
    A: fuertes - yeh he my bro

    Q: Have You Ever Kissed 1?
    A: hayley - no

    Q: Have You Ever Been To The Cinema With 6?
    A: jake - yeh most probably cnt remember

    Q: Have You Ever Been Angry With 12:
    A: darren - one time but i had to laugh

    Q: Would You Ever Make A Move On 10!
    A: ryan - no

    Q: What Do You & Number 4 Talk About The Most?
    A: robb - booze and partys

    Q: Do You Ever Talk To 6?
    A: jake - yeh a bit

    Q: What Do You Think Of Number 8?
    A: luke - hes kl

    Q: Would You Ever Go Out With Number 11?
    A: hannah - no

    Q: Who Do You Like Most On Your Top 16 ?
    A: hayley - no 1

    Q: Whats The Best Thing About 9 ?
    A: riann - i dnt c here nemore :D

    Q: Who Would You Most Like To Be With Just Now Out Of Them All?
    A: ellie

    Q: Is Number 16 Annoying?
    A: reece - no not rli

    Q: Have You Ever Fallen Out With Number 10?
    A: ryan - 1 time

    Q: Have You Ever Talked About Other People With Number 5?
    A: charley - yeh we bitch and wat

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  • hey peoples! check out this slang....

    WHIP - a mode/form of transport

    SICK - a positive expresion which could highlight a desirable event

    BRE/BRUV - a brother of the race you belong to

    MAN DEM - the male homosapian

    ON ROAD - varied translations e.g. sickest bre on road. meaning sickest guy around

    LOCK DOWN - an event/person/thing which is considered to be under control/in good hands

    BUTTERS - ugly

    BUFF - good looking

    TONK - Muscular/ fat people

    OHHH SHITT - expression showing concurence/happyness/sadness or any other expression desired by the user.

    HIT THAT - To do something

    BRAPPPP - an expression showing great excitment/ mimiking the actions of the gun community

    BARE - alot

    THE GAME - everyday life/sport/womenising/anything e.g. your a serious guy in the game....but what is the game....bruv i am the game

    BANGING - sick/good or a descpriction an attractive girl

    5-0 - the police

    YOU KNOW THAT - when an observation has been made and agreed upon.

    GIRL DEM - a desired women

    BABYLONS/RACK - two features of the female upper body located in the chest region. in context.....check dem babs

    TO FEEL IT - to want to do something/ to desire someone....in context..shit, u feel that girl dem.

    GAS/RAPS - extremely fast e.g dave is fucking raps, he's a gas man.

    YOU BEST RECOGNISE - you better understand what i am saying.

    SERIOUS CAT - man on his chirps game; a great white in the sharking game.

    CHIRPS - to chat up or flirt with a desired individual.

    POTENT/AGG - a descriptive word showing a strong positive feeling/fact. in context........that is absolutely potent/agg.

    GASH - a female genital area

    SHANK - to knife someone

    BANG HIM OUT - to knock someone out

    EASY - a common greeting in everyday life in london. in context.....easyyyyy now

    WOOD - the male genital sex organ

    SPARK - to punch some one

    TAP THAT - To have sexual relations with the opposite sex.

    BRUCK UP - objects being destroyed. in context.....that shit got bruck up

    SKET - undesirable member of the female gender/often diseased and a carrier of viruses

    CHI CHI MAN - a homosexual

    CLOCKED - to have observed and/or taken note of something

    PIECE - male genitalia

    SKEEN/SEEN - when an observation has been understood.

    LATER - a remark made after seeing something extraordinary

    DOUG or DOUGGY - to imply that something is shit or a person is a looser eg, 'that breh was so doug'

    CREASE - to find something amusing/to laugh

    MERKED - when someone or something is destroyed. In context.......Shit that bre got merked..OR, in sexual context...That girl got merked.

    MILITANT - meaning stern, difficult or hard

    BATTY - word of a descriptive nature, often used in relation to someone with homosexual tendencies. In context....batty bre...OR, can be used to describe a females' rear end.

    COTCH - to relax

    YARD - a place of residence

    BLUD - a gangster london term for mate

    RINSED - an over use of a particular activity/to be mimicked to an extreme level

    HOODRAT - a commonly used phrase for a male/female who roam the streets often sporting reebock workouts, hoodies and burberry caps.

    BOYD - when someone has been verabally or physically defeated, either through an insult or violent behaviour.

    BIG - an emphatic statement of positive approval

    ARMS - to possess the power overide any desired individual

    WASTEMAN - an all around loser,a sad character, a bad egg, a failure, a burden on society

    TOOLED UP - carrying weapons capable of destruction

    WASTEGASH - female version of wasteman

    CHAPPING - Cold.Often preceeded by "bare"or "pierre"

    SHOOK - scared or nervous. e.g "Man got shook" or "Girl got shook"

    SECKLE-wait a second

    BAIT - when something is obvious

    SAFE - either a greeting (e.g. safe blud) or meaning something or someone's positive/ good (e.g. he's bare safe)

    LONG - To be complex, time consuming or arduous in nature.

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    I ____ John

    I want to ____ John

    John is ____

    If i wz locked in a room wif John i wud ____

    If John died i wud ____

    John needs to _____ me

    The best thing abowt John is ____

    The worst fing about John is ____

    John reminds me of ____

    I am _____ wif John

    John should go and _____

    Someday John will _____

    John _____ me

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Name :   John
Nick Name :   Hirschliff, Jew
Birthdate :   31.03.1992
Birthplace:   tooting
Current Location:   worcester park
Eye Color:   hazel
Hair Color:   black
Height:   5ft 7
Weight:   11 stone
Piercings:   no
Tatoos:   not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   no
Vehicle:   no
Overused Phrase:   fuck off
FAVORITES
Food:   chicken
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   zizzi
Candy:   jelly beans
Number:   31
Color:   red
Animal:   dog
Drink:   strongbow
Body Part on Opposite sex:   face
Perfume:   eternity 4 men
TV Show:   hollyoaks
Music Album:   massive weekend
Movie:   shawshank redemptions
Actor/Actress:   vinnie jones
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffee
Kiss or Hug:   kiss
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   rap
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny
Love or Money:   love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   whenever
Most Missed Memory:   tess
Best phyiscal feature:   hands
First Thought Waking Up:   errr, i could sleep for at least another 3 hours
Ambition:   to earn more than 40,000 a year and retire at 50
Best Friends:   all the boys and girls, they know
Weakness:   ?
Fears:   death
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   no
Ever been beaten up:   yeh
Ever beaten someone up:   yeh
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yeh
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue
Favorite Hair Color:   brunette
Short or Long:   long
Height:   5 ft 6 ish
Style:   dno
Looks or Personality:   personality
Hot or Cute   hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:   not too muscular
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   germany BEERFEST
How do you want to Die:   with the people i love around me
Been to the Mall Lately:   yep
Get along with your Parents:   yeah, generally so
Health Freak:   no dont be disgusting
Do you think your Attractive:   not particularly
Believe in Yourself:   yeah
Want to go to College:   am doing so
Do you Smoke:   no
Do you Drink:   yesh
Shower Daily:   yeh
Been in Love:   what is love ?
Do you Sing:   can do
Want to get Married:   could do
Do you want Children:   yeah, not too soon though
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   too late
Hate anyone:   yeah, 2 people
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  • Malinda Youth
    Malinda Youth

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    Il y a 53 semaines
  • John R
    John R

    klkl lol nm went cheam did the same then went adams

    Il y a 59 semaines
  • John R
    John R

    hey wt did u end up doin friday xx slap back

    Il y a 59 semaines
  • Stephanie
    Stephanie

    Heyy.

    Im good thanks. You?
    Too busy! :L

    x x x

    Il y a 59 semaines
  • Stephanie
    Stephanie

    Remember Its Okay To Be Weird. (Y)

    Boorrdemmm.

    This Is Just As Boring As Msnn.

    Loveee. x

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Deeano
    Deeano

    i shanked her good

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Deeano
    Deeano

    i went to shank ur mum

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • Deeano
    Deeano

    Hill crescent ?

    Il y a 64 semaines
  • .Ryan.

    Yo Batty...What Happened To Your Results?
    You Said You Did Cack...I Aint Gonna Disagree Lool
    x

    Il y a 65 semaines
  • EmmaLouise
    luv EmmaLouise

    hey smellyy

    howa youuu?
    havent spoken to you in aaaages!!
    hows your summerr?


    speak sooon


    lovee x

    Il y a 66 semaines
  • Illy Langford
    luv Illy Langford

    Donut.. :D
    Yuur such a looser.. Buhh yuu rock.!!

    Il y a 67 semaines
  • .Ryan.

    Fam Wer U Bin? Lol
    I No I No Ur A Cripple 4 Da Tym N Shit Lool
    Bt Still Lool
    x

    Il y a 70 semaines