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- Membre depuis: February 2005
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- ™°•.Missed mathematics, she was doing acrobatics.•°™
- À propos de moi
- Im John im 16 I go nescot part-time to do my apprenticeship, the rest of the tiem i work for T Brown Group.
if you want my msn then just ask me.
bless x
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... NEVA SURRENDA ...
....ENGLISH PRIDE.....
I'm forevere blowig bubbles,
pretty bubble in the air,
the fly so high,
they reach the sky,
and like my dreams they fade and die,
fortunes always hiding,
i've looked everywhere,
i'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air.
UNITED
UNITED
UNITED .
Put the fucking knifes and guns down.
If you can't do it with your fists, then why bother ?!
- Music
- Arctic Monkeys, B2K, P.Diddy, R.Kelly, Corey Williams, Darude, Deepside, dizzee rascal, lilly allen, dj unk, dr.dre, fugees, the gossip, gym class heroes, limp bizkit, plain white t's, ruff squad, wiley, sean kingston, the streets, the who, ybm, pariz 1 , the zutons, ciara, 50 cent ...
- Happiest When
- Sleeping,
With Family,
With Friends,
With People Who Care For ME,
With The People I Love,
I Have Lots Of Money. - Big Up To My Mates
- Jake, Jake, John, Jack, John, Lew, Ben, Jamie, Lorenzo, Reece, Rob, Sam, Ben, Chaz, If I Missed You Out, Then Let Me Know And I'll Sort It Out.
- Scared Of
- Russel Brand and Peggy Mitchell!
- Mr. Fuertes
- Well what can I say about this foreign man . . . We been mates since year 7, and he always got my back. always have too many jokes when the filipino man is around. Truss him with my life too.
Love . x - Bebo Haker
- John'z A Compleat Donut.!
Illy x
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top 16
Q: Have You Ever Kissed Anyone In Your Top 16?
A: yeh
Q: Whats Your Favourite Thing About Number 13?
A: sam - she funny
Q: What's The Best Memory You Have Of 9?
A: riann - english in year 9
Q: When's The Next Time You're Gonna See 4?
A: dc - probz not for a while
Q: Is Number 8 Pretty?
A: luke - that would make me gay so no
Q: What Was Your First Impression Of Number 7?
A: nat - shes cool
Q: What Do You Like Most About Number 14?
A: ellie - shes fun
Q: How Did You Meet 3?
A: illy - i dno
Q: Do You Think 12 Would Kill Someone?
A: darren - maybe
Q: Is 11 Your Friend?:
A: hannah - not really
Q: How Long Have You Known Number 1?
A: hayley 5/6 years
Q: Have You Seen 2 Naked?
A: vicki - no shes like a sister, so that wud b lik incest
Q: Do You Think 5 Has A Crush On You?
A: charley - no
Q: What Is The Last Thing You Did With 8?
A: luke - bus a few years ago
Q: If You Could Give Anything To Number 15 What Would It Be?
A: emma - a hug
Q: Would Number 2 & Number 16 Make A Good Couple?
A: vicky and reece - i dunno maybe
Q: If Number 14 Was A Crayon, What Colour Would She/He Be?
A: ellie - purple
Q: Have You Ever Been To 3's House?
A: illy - no
Q: Have You Ever Slept In The Same Bed As 1?
A: hayley - no
Q: When's The Next Time You'll See 5?
A: charley - a party fuck noes wehn
Q: Are You Real Close To 10 ?:
A: fuertes - yeh he my bro
Q: Have You Ever Kissed 1?
A: hayley - no
Q: Have You Ever Been To The Cinema With 6?
A: jake - yeh most probably cnt remember
Q: Have You Ever Been Angry With 12:
A: darren - one time but i had to laugh
Q: Would You Ever Make A Move On 10!
A: ryan - no
Q: What Do You & Number 4 Talk About The Most?
A: robb - booze and partys
Q: Do You Ever Talk To 6?
A: jake - yeh a bit
Q: What Do You Think Of Number 8?
A: luke - hes kl
Q: Would You Ever Go Out With Number 11?
A: hannah - no
Q: Who Do You Like Most On Your Top 16 ?
A: hayley - no 1
Q: Whats The Best Thing About 9 ?
A: riann - i dnt c here nemore
Q: Who Would You Most Like To Be With Just Now Out Of Them All?
A: ellie
Q: Is Number 16 Annoying?
A: reece - no not rli
Q: Have You Ever Fallen Out With Number 10?
A: ryan - 1 time
Q: Have You Ever Talked About Other People With Number 5?
A: charley - yeh we bitch and wat0 commentaires 468 jours
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hey peoples! check out this slang....
WHIP - a mode/form of transport
SICK - a positive expresion which could highlight a desirable event
BRE/BRUV - a brother of the race you belong to
MAN DEM - the male homosapian
ON ROAD - varied translations e.g. sickest bre on road. meaning sickest guy around
LOCK DOWN - an event/person/thing which is considered to be under control/in good hands
BUTTERS - ugly
BUFF - good looking
TONK - Muscular/ fat people
OHHH SHITT - expression showing concurence/happyness/sadness or any other expression desired by the user.
HIT THAT - To do something
BRAPPPP - an expression showing great excitment/ mimiking the actions of the gun community
BARE - alot
THE GAME - everyday life/sport/womenising/anything e.g. your a serious guy in the game....but what is the game....bruv i am the game
BANGING - sick/good or a descpriction an attractive girl
5-0 - the police
YOU KNOW THAT - when an observation has been made and agreed upon.
GIRL DEM - a desired women
BABYLONS/RACK - two features of the female upper body located in the chest region. in context.....check dem babs
TO FEEL IT - to want to do something/ to desire someone....in context..shit, u feel that girl dem.
GAS/RAPS - extremely fast e.g dave is fucking raps, he's a gas man.
YOU BEST RECOGNISE - you better understand what i am saying.
SERIOUS CAT - man on his chirps game; a great white in the sharking game.
CHIRPS - to chat up or flirt with a desired individual.
POTENT/AGG - a descriptive word showing a strong positive feeling/fact. in context........that is absolutely potent/agg.
GASH - a female genital area
SHANK - to knife someone
BANG HIM OUT - to knock someone out
EASY - a common greeting in everyday life in london. in context.....easyyyyy now
WOOD - the male genital sex organ
SPARK - to punch some one
TAP THAT - To have sexual relations with the opposite sex.
BRUCK UP - objects being destroyed. in context.....that shit got bruck up
SKET - undesirable member of the female gender/often diseased and a carrier of viruses
CHI CHI MAN - a homosexual
CLOCKED - to have observed and/or taken note of something
PIECE - male genitalia
SKEEN/SEEN - when an observation has been understood.
LATER - a remark made after seeing something extraordinary
DOUG or DOUGGY - to imply that something is shit or a person is a looser eg, 'that breh was so doug'
CREASE - to find something amusing/to laugh
MERKED - when someone or something is destroyed. In context.......Shit that bre got merked..OR, in sexual context...That girl got merked.
MILITANT - meaning stern, difficult or hard
BATTY - word of a descriptive nature, often used in relation to someone with homosexual tendencies. In context....batty bre...OR, can be used to describe a females' rear end.
COTCH - to relax
YARD - a place of residence
BLUD - a gangster london term for mate
RINSED - an over use of a particular activity/to be mimicked to an extreme level
HOODRAT - a commonly used phrase for a male/female who roam the streets often sporting reebock workouts, hoodies and burberry caps.
BOYD - when someone has been verabally or physically defeated, either through an insult or violent behaviour.
BIG - an emphatic statement of positive approval
ARMS - to possess the power overide any desired individual
WASTEMAN - an all around loser,a sad character, a bad egg, a failure, a burden on society
TOOLED UP - carrying weapons capable of destruction
WASTEGASH - female version of wasteman
CHAPPING - Cold.Often preceeded by "bare"or "pierre"
SHOOK - scared or nervous. e.g "Man got shook" or "Girl got shook"
SECKLE-wait a second
BAIT - when something is obvious
SAFE - either a greeting (e.g. safe blud) or meaning something or someone's positive/ good (e.g. he's bare safe)
LONG - To be complex, time consuming or arduous in nature.
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do this for em peoples
I ____ John
I want to ____ John
John is ____
If i wz locked in a room wif John i wud ____
If John died i wud ____
John needs to _____ me
The best thing abowt John is ____
The worst fing about John is ____
John reminds me of ____
I am _____ wif John
John should go and _____
Someday John will _____
John _____ me4 commentaires 914 jours
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Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.
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| Name : |   John | |
| Nick Name : |   Hirschliff, Jew | |
| Birthdate : |   31.03.1992 | |
| Birthplace: |   tooting | |
| Current Location: |   worcester park | |
| Eye Color: |   hazel | |
| Hair Color: |   black | |
| Height: |   5ft 7 | |
| Weight: |   11 stone | |
| Piercings: |   no | |
| Tatoos: |   not yet | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   no | |
| Vehicle: |   no | |
| Overused Phrase: |   fuck off | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   chicken | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   zizzi | |
| Candy: |   jelly beans | |
| Number: |   31 | |
| Color: |   red | |
| Animal: |   dog | |
| Drink: |   strongbow | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   face | |
| Perfume: |   eternity 4 men | |
| TV Show: |   hollyoaks | |
| Music Album: |   massive weekend | |
| Movie: |   shawshank redemptions | |
| Actor/Actress: |   vinnie jones | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   mcdonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: |   dog | |
| Rap or Punk: |   rap | |
| Summer or Winter: |   summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   funny | |
| Love or Money: |   love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   whenever | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   tess | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   hands | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   errr, i could sleep for at least another 3 hours | |
| Ambition: |   to earn more than 40,000 a year and retire at 50 | |
| Best Friends: |   all the boys and girls, they know | |
| Weakness: |   ? | |
| Fears: |   death | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   no | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   yeh | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   yeh | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   no | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   no | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   yeh | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   brunette | |
| Short or Long: |   long | |
| Height: |   5 ft 6 ish | |
| Style: |   dno | |
| Looks or Personality: |   personality | |
| Hot or Cute |   hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   not too muscular | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   germany BEERFEST | |
| How do you want to Die: |   with the people i love around me | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   yep | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   yeah, generally so | |
| Health Freak: |   no dont be disgusting | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   not particularly | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   yeah | |
| Want to go to College: |   am doing so | |
| Do you Smoke: |   no | |
| Do you Drink: |   yesh | |
| Shower Daily: |   yeh | |
| Been in Love: |   what is love ? | |
| Do you Sing: |   can do | |
| Want to get Married: |   could do | |
| Do you want Children: |   yeah, not too soon though | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   too late | |
| Hate anyone: |   yeah, 2 people | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||


















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hey wt did u end up doin friday xx slap back
Heyy.
Im good thanks. You?
Too busy!
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This Is Just As Boring As Msnn.
Loveee. x
i shanked her good
i went to shank ur mum
Hill crescent ?
Yo Batty...What Happened To Your Results?
You Said You Did Cack...I Aint Gonna Disagree Lool
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hey smellyy
howa youuu?
havent spoken to you in aaaages!!
hows your summerr?
speak sooon
lovee x
Donut..
Yuur such a looser.. Buhh yuu rock.!!
Fam Wer U Bin? Lol
I No I No Ur A Cripple 4 Da Tym N Shit Lool
Bt Still Lool
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