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Charles Towers

Charles Towers
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  • Male, 25, Luv 11
  • from Broomhill
  • Profile views: 3,556
  • Last active: 10/13/10
  • www.bebo.com/Chartowe

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
onto my second year at sunderland university now, living in a wicked house! try to spend most of my time there. Playing football and cricket for the university which is ace. still playing for amble back home. also play 7 aside on a sunday nite. Not much else
I use facebook more then bebo so add me on that
Music
MEAT LOAF!! Ive also seen these bands live: Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, Cave In, Lost Prophets, Reel Big Fish, Matches, Skindred, Funeral for a Friend, Ramstein, Newfound Glory, Greenday and the Barron Knights
Films
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW :D , also stupid films jackass, but prefer TV stuff like Scrubs and Two Pints of lager and a Packet of crisps
Sports
football, cricket and badminton
Newcastle United :D
Chat up lines
I stress i have not used these! lol
1) Nice legs, when do they open?
2) Do you have a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them
3) Is your surname Jacob, cause your a craker!
4) Are your Miss Gillette, The best a man can get
5) Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
6)Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
7) Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
8) Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
9) Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
more chat up lines
10) Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
11) The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
12) I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
13) Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
14) Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me!
Legend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooHGJ...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

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  • stolen from ben

    Also i am currently looking into whether anyone has had this dream. When you are in bed you realise you need the toilet and think uh oh but then your there all of a sudden and although ur a little unsure how you got there its nice so you start to go and oooooooooohhhhh its such a good relief but then you think oh no i dont remember actually coming here and then you realise the horror that you are in bed and its too late.
    If anyone has any experience like this feel free to leave a comment and also it would be interesting if there was a poo dream with the same circumstances.

    If you have had this feel im glad u can relate to my friend um Bon who also had this dream. ive said enough. Bon was very young when it um happened.

    Plus if you got so experienced at this that you actually just went through with it to be a little shit and annoy your parents also let me know.

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  • Grant Connor
    Grant Connor

    hey! somebody wrote something about you in their BLOG LOL! you should see it.. go here http://manuelasawor.blogspot.com jnzxvhqt

    10/8/08
  • Kimberley Leggett

    how r u :S how are you pimp out your profile with this site its sooocoool :P www.sick-offer.com pz

    7/14/08 via Mobile
  • Panda

    dnt no yet i myt either get a job or go 2 college havnt decided yet lol xxx xx x

    3/3/08
  • Panda

    im still at skl! its borin but im leavin soon!!! xxx xx x

    2/29/08
  • Panda

    hey! dont u call me a tramp!!! thats nasty :( lol hows u??? w.b xxx xx x

    2/28/08
  • Charlene
    luv Charlene

    it's nt that bad lol .. u at uni lyk ?? nd guess wat happened t mee t.day ??... i cut ma finga:O ... lol:L wb LY nd heres sum luvage .. aint gv u it in a while lol .. wb Ox

    1/16/08
  • Charlene
    Charlene

    rrr wey ... me dad tuk mee hme lol sooo i went owt in amble hah!!... nope am nt up t much lol yooo? wb LyOx

    1/8/08
  • Charlene
    Charlene

    yeah it was mee hah ... where were ya ? wb x

    1/3/08
  • Christian
    Christian

    hey charles long time no see hows you old sex driven machine

    11/9/07