If love were standing in front of me and asked. 'What are you prepared to give me?' i don't know what i'd say. Maybe i'd ask 'Whay have i done to you? Whay did you mess me aeound like that?' And i'd shake him till his thoughts get meseed up like mine are. But still, whatever happens and woever breaks my hwart I still believe in the power of love. Maybe I'm stupid, maybe i'm Naive, but just maybe hope dies last. Even though my heart is lying in peices on th ground right now and other people are walking all over it, I can feel that in the end love will give me a chance. Because when love stabs you in the back you have doubts, and it hurts. But it is still the greatest od feelings. We give everything got love. Everything

Just because you were born in '95 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but five conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember tazos.

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy

AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You had a favourite member from FIVE.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

smash hits was actually good.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remeber the SMURFS GO POP

You remember when Nintendos and Sega became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to You've been framed . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

you had a fringe at some point. none of this side fringe crap, a real fringe

Multi coloured t shirts and cycling short were so in!

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember watching Aladdin, and The Ninja Turtles,.

You remember Ring Pops. (and push pops!!)

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember walkmans

Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

Those bands that you slapped on your wrist and they curled round!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 98 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.

You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, Boyzone, Take That and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.

You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

no one had brand pencilcases

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

sesame st was actually good.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

when you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

when Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

POGS!!

Barney was a dog not a purple dinosaur

Saturday night TV were big break, blind date and noels house party

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

Way back.

When it was all about Nintendo 64.

WHEN YOU TRADED FOOTY STICKERS FOR A LIVING.

TFI friday was a must

you absolutely needed the shinny charazard poke'mon card

getting married to your 'boyfriend' an the playground

mini fold up scooters were like £60

it cost about 35p for a half on the bus

girls lined up doing dance routines in the playground

and 'Blue' was the best song ever

playing connect 4 in wet play

playing consequences with your mates

SM:TV live with ant and dec was the shit

everyone wanted to meet mr blobby

THE GENERATION GAME

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss


The Response


Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina