Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Ehh...Think so!

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Lucozade Sport

Ever kissed a brown haired, dark eyed person?
Yep.

If your ex said "I hate you" what would you say?
Naw pal ye don't!

What is your current annoyance?
Am Bored

Can you play guitar hero?
Never tried

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm.

Have you ever been on a horse?
Yip and got straight back off

Kissed someone in the last month?
Yip

Do you like Chinese food?
Brilliant! Chicken Curry

Do you get distracted easily?
Haha yea

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Ehh. . . .

Is this year the best year of your life?
Ehm Dunno

Do you have any strange phobias?
Floury Rolls

What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
When we gonny have sex?

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forget..

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yea

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Kevin

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yip

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Don't think so...

Believe in love at first sight?
Nope

Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
Yesss!

Has anyone seen you in your underwear?
Hmm.....Yip

Are you stubborn?
Ohh yes

Who are the third and eighteenth texts from?
Ronnie and Jo

What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
Bored

What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Skinny Jeans

How many windows are open on your computer?
2

Is something bothering you right now?
Part fae Kevin Nope

Are you sarcastic?
Hmm....Just a bit

What are you doing tomorrow?
Fook all

In the past week have you gotten sick?
I've been unwell but nuffin major

In the past week have you felt stupid?
Yea

In the past week have you watched cartoons?
No!

What day this week has been your favorite so far?
Saturday, I got new clothes

In the past week have you felt sad?
Wee bit

Has someone disappointed you recently?
Yip.....Wonder hoo?

Do you have plans for this weekend?
Yea might go to the Palace

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
hmm.....Depends

Last thing you saiid aloud?
'Kevin, ye better watch, you've had 1 glass ae that cider an yer MWI' Haha

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Dont No

Are you hungry?
Nope

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Yip

Do you say sexy a lot?
Yea haha

Where do you keep your money?
In the bank

Has anyone ever given you a rose?
Yea

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Yip

Where was your bebo picture taken?
Kims Livin Room

Who woke you up this morning?
Eh Kevin cos he was movin bout.

What are you listening to?
DJ Hixxy Yasss!

Are you happy right now?
Am OK

Are you wearing make-up?
Yip

What were you doing at 11:00 last nite?
Eatin a Chinese

What have you done today?
Went into town came home an got drink

Have you smiled recently?
Yip

What color are your eyes?
Bluey green

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Today

What was the last thing you cried about?
Fook Nos

How many hours did you sleep last night?
Not enough!

SING IT GIRLS...!!!!!!!

At first i was afraid i was petrified.
When U sed u had 10 inches,lord i almost died!
But id spent so many yrs just waiting 4 a man that long,
That i grew strong,
And i knew i cud take u on......
But there u r,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and u brought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
GO on now go,
Walk out the door,
Dnt u promise me 10inches and then turn up wiv only 4!
Werent u a prat 2 think i wudnt find u out?
Dnt u know were only joking wen we say size dnt count?
I will survive!!
I will survive!!
Cuz as long as i have batteries,
My sex lifes gonna thrive!
I WILL SURVIVE!

-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.-----------------