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Whats your Sign?
Some of these are harsh, but man I know you will find some that suit people you know to the last, hehe, scary though.


ARIES:
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. Your the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.


TAURUS:
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisesual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of poss.


GEMINI:
Your star sign denotes and air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.


CANCER:
You have a business like attitude t life and a knack for making money. You're and unscrupulous bastard who would sell relatives limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.


LEO:
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail an will never amount to anything. Most Leo's are living on the welfare.


VIRGO:
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. Buy you are prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.


LIBRA:
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.


SCORPIO:
Your are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. however these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.


SAGITTARIUS:
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of th arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.


CAPRICORN:
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an alter boy.


AQAURIUS:
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights


PISCES:
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You are a prick.

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