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Screw wheelchairs.. its wheelbarrows and fat baby buggies all the way!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... right Jennifer?

SKETCH!

"Do they have toilets in Donegal Town??"

The Seona Claire Sorchason virus. Coming to a computer near you.

At the cinema seeing In Bruges right at the moment of high tension when everyone was quiet..
Tommy: Oh my god they killed the midget!!!!

Playboy isnt porn, its just alcohol ads and boring articles... Dont buy it!

Seriously - this has to be settled. I am no homewrecker!!!

Note to my lying cheating sly sneeky obnoxious horrible ex husband - get over it! Move on..

The soap opera of our wee group:
1. Alan had an affair with the priest who married us
2. Im divorced! Woo hoo! Freedom at last! I took him to the cleaners..
3. Me and Rosin are proud parents! Awww...
4. Me and Roisin are proud grandparents! They grow so fast...
5. Claire and Alan are undefeated bodyguards. No questions asked.
6. Shauna fired me as her bodyguard as I was "crap" nd "useless" apparently.
7. Shauna was gonna rehire me but now Ive Roisin so hah! Too Late!
8. Tommy, Oisin nd me have some sorta bodyguard triangle.. Im not too sure how it works though..
9. Carlos had a freakin affair with mario nd zeena left him! I think theyre working it out.. not too sure..
10. HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. (to be continued..)

I found out that when youre as frozen as you can possibly get, go buy ice-cream. It actually warms you up!

Aoiferrr to claire - "I didnt get another baby moleman..."
Sorcha - "No.. But I did! She's called Claire Jr! Youre the godmother!"
Claire then proceeds to grap Claire Jr, stick it in her mouth, chew it, spit it out, dump it in a bin at the bus station and laugh hysterically.


The eight states of sexual orientation:

1.Hetrosexual
2.Homosexual
3.Bisexual
4.Transexual
5.Metrosexual
6.Asexual
7.Omnisexual
8.Hetrobendical (Yet to be verified, to be honest I think Claire just made it up)

Memories....

The day we baptised Zeena

The old drunk man at the square... "Heeeeeelllllllooooooo..."

Buying sparkly man thongs in Pennies as joke presents!

All the bubble wrap from the real presents!

MCR concert.... AMAZING.

Playing charades (dont really know the spelling) during our rounds of disturbing classes! Aoife McG ---> "Sorcha Cusack on a brush... ya cudn't make it up!"

Its always better to nod your head and just not ask

Running from sketchy in the car park, half a toy gun in one hand and a script with tire marks (from sketchy's car) in the other

Oh my god. Is that the duck?!?

Aoiferrrs sleepover..
that film "The Excorist of Emily Rose" - Claire and I werent even watching most of it then I spent the night terrified Jennifer was the devil.. her acting was a tad bit too convincing..

Those subliminal books and toys in the shopping centre..

Times sitting in deep conversation at the bus station when everyones gone and theres only us and the radiator..

Zeena had twin babies! Aww so cute! Fergal's the godfather and claire's the godmother!

*Aoiferrr and sorcha outside centra on St.Patricks Day (well it was really St. Patricks Night)*
Look! There rolls an orange! Had to have been there..

That whole story about Jennifer and Luke being broken up....

At the ghaeltacht getting bored and trying to fit through the ladder of the bunk bed.. Amanda and Seafra getting stuck..

Dvd night at my house.. Alan and Aoife : "Jesus Away!".. had to have been one of the most random things Ive ever heard!

Alan: "This chocolates from iceland!!!"
Me: " I thought they got rid of that shop??"
:-P

You are most definitely a ten! But ahh... whats my favourite colour? Green? No.. its red. You're now a five.

Manhunt down at Ronans.. funny stuff.

It was an ANTI -racism film!!

Theres no point shouting after Claire, that only makes her sketch fa

People always tend to mock what they'll never have. Its easy to make enemies through doing this. Its harder to stay friends. -- Unknown

A laugh is a smile that bursts. -- Mary H. Waldrip

In generosity and helping others, be like a river
In compassion and grace, be like the sun
In concealing other's faults, be like the night
In anger and fury, be like dead
In modesty and humility, be like the earth
In tolerance, be like the sea
Either appear as you are, or be as you appear. -- Mevlana

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. --- A. Einstein

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -- Aristotle

A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.-- A. Einstein

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. -- Mark Twain

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. -- Pablo Picasso

Misfortunate shows those who are not really friends. -- Aristotle

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain

Is *love* a feeling or a verb? -- Stephen Covey

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind -- Mahatma Gandhi

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable -- Christopher Reeve

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is -- Francis Bacon

Expecting the world to treat you fairly
because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you
because you are a vegetarian --Dennis Wholey

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future -- John.F. Kennedy

Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . .'til it's not. --Ani Difranco

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows". - Helen Keller

"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down."--- Mary Pickford

-- Lyrics--

"Best friends just won't leave your side"
-Blink182

"And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene."
- My Chemical Romance

"I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science"
- Fall Out Boy

"I won't be the one who's going to let you down. Maybe you'll get what you want this time around The trick is to keep breathing"
-garbage