Hey Dave. i'm good. not missing work at all. how are you? still workin in donaghadee? What about fiona, she must be due soon?

Have you got ur sparkly frock ready? Lol x

Can't wait 2wreck urs & Alison's house 2mrw! just 2let u know I'm on antibiotics so it cud get messy! just kidding!

Milk was a bad choice........

Terminator Rules? Is that a hockey thing?

I woke up in some Japanese family's recc room and they would not stop screaming.....

I hear the house is coming along well, have you hit the wall yet and hate working on it?
I did doing up my place, so depressing but its all worth it in the end!

its not chap street mcclune

Pride, delete the imposter.

What about ye dave? You got over that friday nite then? Im still fucking soaking from that big tall gimp!! Was a cracker nite though

Harlequins next season?

Oh man i bet you have a sore head today!!

I report the news. And the headlines in Andrew Smythe's world read "I love Dave McClune"

Up the chap street residents!!

Send me over the deeds to your kitchen as soon as possible.

Hey dave! Ready for Sundays day of fun!? xx