Gary:..A versatile word, generally used to describe the act of macking onto a woman. Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely flirtatious. Gary's can only be male.

Richie:..1.foul-smelling, referring to a vagina2.manwhore; a boy who has no respect for girls in anyway.

O'grady:..revolves around short turn memory loss, people acting like cats.

Niall:..somebody who is extremely sexy.

Ger:..A type of haircut fashioned by homosexual males, usually accompanied with skinny jeans.

Eugene:..A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.

Stuie:..When somebody consumes enough alcohol to give them the courage to do almost anything.

Dan:..A code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.

James:..A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.

Iano:..A person pertaining to the profession of homosexual male prostitution, normally implying that the prostitute has a sexually transmitted disease.

Mickey:..Irish term for penis/cock.

Murray:..A Murray is a female, usually one of below average breast size who, although outwardly shy, is inwardly a nymphomaniac who loves to sleep with large men of African American Heritage.

Hannah:...Large amounts of cleavage protruding from one's shirt.(3 inches-+)

Fui:.."Floating under the influence"; floating on a tube or raft down a body of water, prefferably a fast moving river, while shitcanned (i.e. wasted or fucked-up on any drugs)

Molly:..The name given to pleasure seeking sea anemones when they are taken from their sea-homes, mashed, and spread on wry toast.

Jenny:..A slang term for vagina.

Flano:..To whack of consistently, or choke ones penis until it vomits.
a boy who wears glasses, and or t-shirts on a regular basis

Sophie:..1.From greek meaning wisdom.2.In midwest America, slang for a fatass, balding, mono-browed, short man.

Niamh:..Niamh is a word for a prostitute who likes to have oral sex and give the odd blow job!Alcholic,smoker and very desperate.Bad fashion sense,and wears way too mcuh make-up.

Emma:..Translating to "Blood" in greek, emma is a common name in todays society. Generally, Emma's are found to be quite sexually active, and can be quite overwhelming at times.

Sarah:..A Hebrew word meaning Princess.

Aoife:..A type of girl that is crazy about sex when shes drunk. she will do anyting for it. anyplace,anytime,anywhere! when she gets it she follows up to it by passing out.Obcessed with German culture.

jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption
problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order
to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made-up of some of the
members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven.

Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John ?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke ?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas ?"

"FBI MOTHER FUCKERS!
EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!

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Opening Credits: led zeppelin - rock n roll

Waking Up: goo goo dools - black ballon

First Day At School: wolfmother - woman

Falling In Love: arctic monkeys - when the sun goes down

Loosing Virginity: kings of leon - the bucket

Fight Song: aphex twin - ghost in the shell

Breaking Up: pink floyd - sorrow

Debs: the specials - rat race

Life: thin lizzy - dancing in the moonlight

Mental Breakdown: elavator - revolver

Flashback: queens of the stone age - go with the flow

Getting Back Together: ok go - here it goes again

Wedding: queen - i want to break free

Birth of Child: steve miller band - the joker

Final Battle: gary jules - greetings from the side

Death Scene: rob duggan - clubbed to death

Funeral Song: thin lizzy - whiskey in the jar

End Credits: bon jovi - bad medicine