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- Città: Netherlee
- Data registrazione: February 2005
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The Old Lady's Three Wishes
A little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appeared to grant her three wishes.
"What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asked.
The little old lady said, "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich."
POOF! Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
"And, for your second wish?" asked her fairy godmother.
The little old lady said, "Well, like everyone else, I wish I were young and attractive."
POOF! The little old lady was now a beautiful young woman.
"And, for your third and final wish?" asked her fairy godmother.
Now the beautiful young woman was trying to come up with her last wish when Burt, her tomcat, walked across the porch in front of her.
"Oh!" she said. "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?"
POOF! Suddenly, before her very eyes, was the most handsome young prince she had ever seen.
He smiled at her with a manliness that made her knees weak. Her heartbeat quickened, as lust coursed through her every fiber. The handsome young prince slowly approached her and whispered softly in her ear: "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered..."0 commenti 689 giorni
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A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."0 commenti 830 giorni
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Smeato!
1. Once a cobra bit John Smeaton's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
2. John Smeaton uses his abs to smooth diamonds
3. John Smeaton does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge John Smeaton
4. Everynight before the bogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for John Smeaton.
5. John Smeaton doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
6. It was once believed that John actually lost a fight to a terrorist, but that is a lie, created by John himself to lure more terrorists to him
7. Smeaton went tae the same school as Charles Bronson and stole his dinner money everyday.
8. John Smeaton isn't afraid of the dark…the dark is afraid of John Smeaton.
9. John Smeaton once killed a lion with his bare hands.
10. Anthropologists are studying John Smeaton to try to find the origins of the lack of "flight" in his "fight or flight" response
11. Alex Salmond has abandoned any future plans for wind farms in Scotland.He is just going to use Johnny's arms to power the whole of Scotland and sell the surplus energy to the East Coast of America.
12. John once challenged Chuck Norris to a square go. Mr Norris kindly refused the advance.
13. John Smeaton can strangle you with a cordless phone.
14. John Smeaton won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves.
15. John Smeaton can delete the recycle bin
16. If you wake up tomorrow, it'll be because John Smeaton allowed you to
17. John Smeaton doesnt sleep, he waits.
18. When John Smeaton does push ups, he's actually pushing the ground down.
19. The Argies surrendered Port Stanley when the heard that John Smeaton had been born.
20. John Smeaton drowned a fish.
21. Death once had a near-John Smeaton experience.
22. John Smeaton died 5 years ago, Death never had the balls to tell him
23. John Smeaton once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Starsgoblue14 settimane faCompeting in "Miss Soccerette" Thursday night Sports Cafe, Sauchiehall Street 9pm. Need all the support I can get! x
PS Saw you in Kushion last Tues
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Iain Hodgkins26 settimane faBring gay friends. I just came out the closet and im really lonely hunny. Bye darling
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26 settimane fa
Iain Hodgkins
Howdy big man. Im arranging an hnc reunion at burger king, wanna come? We mite go to the cathouse after it?
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Jony-The General- Clarke34 settimane faglasgow u slut ive got a new number send me urs to my bebo so we can hook up , art skool thursday me nd whyte r cycling there and back will u join us ?
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Rctempire35 settimane faGlasgow.
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Kirsten37 settimane faHow was stpatricks day?
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Kirsten37 settimane fa
haha so much for your plan to get destroyed last friday
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Claire38 settimane faaww no man get that pic off as your display... people will think that's who's actually talking to me
. Eh I left at the end of december cause it was too much like real work ... couldn't be bothered n sort of assumed i would get straight back into somerfield but.... apparently not 
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Jonathan Burke38 settimane fathink i am going to my bros m8 flat! my biit will be full of huns! they always park in my street! i dont know why the even want me to work! ASDA will be dead when the game is on! i think there will be a few goals! i also fancy Big jan to finally score! i have a fiver on him to score at anytime in the game!
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Jonathan Burke38 settimane fa
pussssyyyyyyy! nah fair enough m8! u off 4 the game on sunday? i have been put into work at 3-7! i will definately be phoning in sick! xx
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Jonathan Burke38 settimane fa
Oh aye a total babe
think i was just sick in my mouth after saying that!!
thank you! its shit isnt it! i honestly hate ABC soooooooooooooo much! shedding it 2nite son? xx -
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Kirsten38 settimane fa
Rossss.. yeah i havent been on bebo in a while but yeah it was her birthday then. She was too ill to go out though so you didn't miss anything. See you bright and early on saturday yay.
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38 settimane fa
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hiya
hows u?
u up for the shed on friday?
group of us are goin dont know whats happenin yet think mark an that might be goin
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Jonathan Burke39 settimane fa
Fair enough m8! I am working till 10 tonight which is shit but im off 2moz! I dont know what im doing 4 katies! She is going 2 the shed 2nite so i will speak to her then! Prob just go there for about 8 or something! What you doing? Is Prov's Wipeout thing on 2moz? x
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39 settimane fa
Jonathan Burke
Alrite darling how we doing? U out this weekend? Ward is going 2 le shed 2nite for her birthday and then Katies 2moz?? x
George square is gonna be mint!
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