Dear Friend, My Name is ENGR. SALIF KABORE,I am one of the officials in the Energy management board.We had a contract with Denmark through the Burkina Faso Danish Cooperation, which was signed on the 4th of march, 2003 on the Electrification of the Urban centres and others The project has been executed, check on the website.www.sonabel.bf But, the main issue of contacting you is to ask for your assistabce in claiming the over invoiced funds which we had inflated during the award of this contract

haha this got sent to me today it makes me smile

Look at your Bebo Friends and then take the names of the first 12, and answer the questions about them!

1.pyromaiac (emma)
2.puffin
3.dazzy t
4.violet
5.sean p
6.Marco
7.scott
8.callum
9.mikey
10.Lorna
11.Rab
12.robbie

Now answer these questions:

Q: Have you ever kissed 7?
A:fuck no

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: the american football hing on the train

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see number 4?
A: fuck nose meant to see them on thursday but a need to work

Q: Worse memory of number 8 ?
A: canny hink aw wan for callum

Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A: ehh canny mind

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: at college

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: nearly there

Q: Have you seen 6 in the last month?
A: aye see the cunt aww the time

Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
A: college

Q: Have you ever been to 5's house?
A: nope

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?
A: in college tomorrow

Q: Are you really close to 3?
A: aye but hes a dick

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
A: yes to see sweeny todd

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: no really but av been in trouble aff her tho

Q: Would you ever go out with number 1?
A: already am the lucky bastard that i am

Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
A: music cockneys and smoking

Q: Do you even know 9?
A: yes go to college wae them

Q: Would you give number 1 a hug?
A: everytime a see her

Q: Are you in love with number 2?
A: haha used to be were still good pals tho

Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
A: hes gay but a dont think thats a secret

Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
A: they talk now and again

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 6?
A. we keep each other going in work and shite

Q: Have you ever danced with number 4?
A: haha aye aww the gigs especially at king tuts

Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: bout 7 months now

Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 1?
A: na man a could never be angry at ma emma

Q: Would 1 and 7 make a good couple?
A: they fuckin better no be HAHA na dont think so

Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A: na but a bet she wanted to alot

Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: haha no

Q. How did you meet number 8?
A: through marco and scott

Q: What would happen if you put 9 and 10 in a room together?
A: fuckin shag probebly

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
A: na couldnt do that to sean but a did miss him wae ma drum sticks once

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 4?
A: fuck me and vi have alot a good memorys man

Q: Do you live close to 9?
A:nae where neer her

Q: What is number 2's favourite food?
A: fuck it used to be kabab meat and chips dont know what it is now

Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest?
A:scott man the cunt cracks me up alo his patters shite

Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
A: fuckin violet

Q: If you could change one thing about number 10, what would it be?
A: be a bit more louder

Q: Say something nice about number 7.
A: no

Q: Which one lives the farthest.
A: ehh ad say violet

Q: Which one do you hang out with the most?
A:fuck aww them a hang about wae all the time

Q: The quietest?
A: sean/lorna

Q: Which 3 do you see the least?
A: eh ad say 2 7 and 8

Q: Have you travelled anywhere with number 8?
A: to his gath

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...


Opening Credits:tomorrow tomorrow elliot smith

Waking Up:sit down stand up radiohead

First Day At School:dont go away oasis

Falling In Love:what katie did next the libertines

Mental Breakdown:bulls on parade rage against the machine

Driving:knights crystal castles

Flashback:what became of the likely lads the libertines

Getting Back Together: morning glory oasis

Wedding:dont look back into the sun the libertines

Birth of Child: listen up oasis

Final Battle: gold lion yeah yeah yeahs

Death Scene: wild packs of family dogs modest mouse

Funeral Song: turn into yeah yeah yeahs

End Credits: i didnt understand elliot smith

probebly not what ad pick for ma soundtrack but hay it was the itunes that spoke