61 Things Culchies love

> >1 A nice bit of ham.
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> >2 Buttered biscuits.
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> >3 Diggin Houles.
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> >4 Saying its too cold to snow
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> >5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
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> >6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
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> >7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
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> >8 A stretch in the evenings
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> >9 Lucozade
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> >10 Accordians
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> >11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
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> >12 A dinner dance
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> >13 Gettin clattered in muck.
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> >14 Shania Twain.
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> >15 Hefers
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> >16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
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> >17 Steel toe caps.
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> >18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
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> >19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches
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> >20 Saying someones
>'Opened a Book' on something.
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> >21 The smell of fresh dung.
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> >22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
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> >23 Work Clothes
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> >24 A bottle of mineral.
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> >25 Fightin'.
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> >26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
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> >27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
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> >28 Being overweight.
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> >29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
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> >30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
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> >31 Drink driving.
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> >32 Red diesel
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> >33 The Fear of Change.
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> >34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
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> >35 Lying.
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> >36 Building walls.
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> >37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
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> >38 Pretending to like mass
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> >39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
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> >40 A good blackthorn walkin
>stick.
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> >41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
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> >42 Mohammed Ali.
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> >43 Machinery.
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> >44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
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> >45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
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> >46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
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> >47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
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> >48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
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> >49 Soda farls.
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> >50 Sponge 'n Custirt
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> >51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
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> >52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
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> >53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
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> >54 The Ra.
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> >55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
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> >56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
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> >57 Club Orange
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> >58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their
>dinner
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> >59 The Foot & Mouth.
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> >60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
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> >61 TK Red Lemonade

This will Mess With Your Head.

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO
EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO
HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY
BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR
HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF
$27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?