Jarrod Peters

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Conóceme

Lema
Not even a Heart attack could stop me
Información
i am Jarrod

i live in a house

with people

yes that is right people

not like the rest of you

like to make friends

Like to party

My fave NRL team is the Broncos

My fav NFL this Dallas Cowboys and every other sport i don't have Fav

i hate Gangsters, posser, racist, neo-nazis and JEWS...... opps just kiding i love all peoples

execpt for blacks.......just kidding oh sh*t i have gone to far

i'm F**ked

Now some random crap

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS FORTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT


Now go back and read the THIRD word from each line, from the top


SEX IS LIKE:
Nokia(connecting people)

Nike (Just do it)

Pepsi (ask for more)

Coca Cola (Enjoy)

Xbox(jump in)

Me(too good to be true)
Music
Disturbed, Powerman 5000, Alice Cooper (an oldy but a goody), 3 6 Mafia, 50 cent, Eminen, Akon, Slayer, Nirvana, Nickleback, Finger Eleven, Slip Knot, Tenatious D, Six Feet Under, Wierd Al, Rev Theory
Films
The Simpsons, South Park, family guy, Hostel, 300, Saw 1, 2, 3, 4 and all the Resident Evil movies
Sports
NFL, NHL, NRL, Soccer
Scared Of
Old People, Ducks, Cats, George W Bush and the gathering darkness
Happiest When
Playing Sports, Playing my PS2 and being with my friend
Games
Devil May Cry 1 2 3 4, Metal Gear Solid 1 2 3 and 4 the best f*cking one of them all
Sports that i play
NRL, Gridiron, Soccer , Union, MMA

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What video game character are you?

My result is: Kratos

You are kratos the almighty and ruthless god of war, you show no mercy to those weaker than you and those who pose a threat to you need to be taken out.

This game character is found in the GOD OF WAR series for the ps2 this game won best PS2 game of the year 2007.
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What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

My result is: Knuckle Brace

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  • signs u watch to much wrestling

    The following are the top fourty signs that you watch
    1.) You walk into church and high five people in the
    pews as you walk down the aisle.

    2.) You purposely blade yourself while shaving.

    3.) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask
    for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed
    "Honky Tonk Man"

    4.) You attack your friends from behind with a chair,
    and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.

    5.) You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate,
    while looking around nervously.

    6.) You walk up to get your diploma, and the
    graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience
    and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim
    Jim.

    7.) You won't come out of your room until your
    parent's play your theme on the stereo.

    8.) You Leapfrog over people while playing football,
    then turn around, and clothesline them.

    9.) Every time you go to church you wait for the
    priest to quote something from the Book of Austin.

    10.) Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND
    THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!"

    11.) Everytime you score in a game, you start doing
    crotch chops towards your opponent.

    12.) You want people to leave you alone, you feel up
    your chest, and deeply inhale.

    13.) Every time a teacher's pet passes by your desk,
    you mumble "Lousy Babyface," and stick your foot out
    to trip him.

    14.) Every time you walk past someone lying down, you
    feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.

    15.) Every time you come in contact with a roll of
    duct tape, you wrap it tightly around your wrist.

    16.) Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a
    Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing
    your middle fingers.

    17.) You find yourself carrying a baseball bat, metal
    chair, and 2X4 wooden plank around with you everywhere
    you go.

    18.) You hold regularly scheduled matches with your
    stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called "In
    Your Room."

    19.) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard,
    aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model
    in front of a mirror wearing it.

    20.) You find yourself spending hours designing ring
    props to bring to school to use as this years science
    project.

    21.) You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters
    and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their
    prayers and then they can be like you.

    22.) As soon as someone shakes your hand, you follow
    with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go
    for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.

    23.) You are always getting in trouble for trying to
    put a Figure Four Leg Lock on your little brother
    and/or sister.

    24.) You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and
    hold an autograph session.

    25.) You challenge the school bully, telling him he
    can't beat you on his best or your worst day. This is
    answered by a solid punch in the nose and when all
    hell breaks loose, school officials rush in to break
    it up.

    26.) You took you mothers' wig mannequin and painted
    "HELP ME" backwards on its forehead and carry it every
    place you go.

    27.) You have to be rushed to the ER because you
    swallowed the green dye you were planning on spitting
    in a classmates face.

    28.) You tell your friends you are the neighborhood
    "Icon" and demand their respect. They all get pissed
    off at you and a feud erupts.

    29.) You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off
    the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your
    little brother or sister.

    30.) You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.

    31.) You spend hours teaching your dog to do a
    moonsault off the top of his doghouse.

    32.) Every time your boss tells you not to present the
    proper corporate image, you call him "The dumbest SOB
    you have ever met," and hit him with a Stunner.

    33.) You wont enter a room until the lights go out and
    there is a fireworks display.

    34.) You switch schools swearing that the principal at
    your old one screwed you.

    35.) You ask you girl friend to get pumpe

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  • toilet trouble

    Here I sit, I'm at a loss
    trying to **** out taco sauce.
    When it comes, I hope and pray,
    I don't blow my ass away

    (Written high upon the wall)
    If you can piss above this line,
    the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.

    (Seen above a urinal)
    Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
    We don't piss in your ashtrays!

    (Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
    "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

    (Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
    I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself

    You're lucky
    You had your chance
    I tried to fart,
    And **** my pants!

    Some people come here to take a ****,
    I came here to leave one.

    Some come here to sit and think,
    Some come here to **** and stink,
    But I come here to scratch my balls,
    And read the bull**** on the walls...

    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

    Here I sit
    Broken hearted
    Tried to ****
    But only farted

    Here I sit
    What a caper
    I have to ****
    But I'm out of paper

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  • Racial Jokes (if this offends you look at something else)

    What is the diffrence between a table and a black man? A table can support a family

    What do you call 4 black men driving in a car? Tinted Windows

    What do you call 4 black men driving a cadillac? Grand theft Auto

    There is 1 white man surrounded by a bunch of black guys what do you call the white guy? The Warden

    what did god say when he made the first black guy?
    Oops i burnt one

    There was a black man and a mexico guy in a car who's driving? The Police man

    This white guy walks in to his House late. His wife say's "Where have you been". The husband say's "We had black out we had to wait while they shoot him".

    What do you call a gay indian?
    Brave sucker!

    What do you call an Indian without a Casino?
    A Mexican

    How do you keep Indians out of your neighborhood?
    Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation

    Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree?
    A: Cut the rope.

    How do you baby-sit 4 black kids?
    Put Velcro in the ceiling and tell them to jump on the bed.

    How do you get them down?
    Tell the white boy across the street you have pinatas at home.

    Q - How do you spot a nigger in the dark?
    A - Wait until his instinctual urge to "pop a cap in someone's ass" overcomes his limited sense of reason.

    What do you call 100 black men in a swimming pool?
    coco pops

    Why don’t black people celebrate thanksgiving?
    KFC is closed.

    Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
    They won't work in the future either!

    What do you call a building full of mexicans?
    A jail!

    How do you kill a mexican?
    Throw a quarter off a cliff!

    How do you hide money from a mexican?
    Hide it under a bar of soap!

    What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
    Unemployed!

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Armed with the M249 SAW, the automatic rifleman combines awesome firepower with quick maneuverability. The automatic rifleman is essential in providing overwhelming volumes of suppressive fire from medium to long range. No fire team is complete without the Automatic Rifleman. The Automatic Rifleman provides a fire team with a belt-fed machine gun. The M249's high rate of fire, and large ammunition capacity gives a squad/fire team a weapon that maintains a consistent rate of fire to provide cover for the unit. However, this weapon has its drawbacks, particularly weight. Due to this, the automatic rifleman is the slowest among the classes available.
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Name :   Jarrod
Nick Name :   Jazza
Birthdate :   3rd october
Birthplace:   ireland
Current Location:   Brisbane
Eye Color:   brown
Hair Color:   Red
Height:   6 foot
Weight:   76 Kg
Overused Phrase:   Shibby
FAVORITES
Food:   Pork
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Gilhooleys
Number:   10
Color:   Dark Blue
Animal:   Tiger
Drink:   Beer
TV Show:   The simpsons
Music Album:   Indestructible - Disturbed
Movie:   40 year old virgin
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Neither
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Money and Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   10:30
Most Missed Memory:   the ones that i lost when drinking
First Thought Waking Up:   Man i have to piss
Best Friends:   Nathan
Weakness:   Speed
Fears:   captain snooze
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   no
Ever been beaten up:   yes
Ever beaten someone up:   yes
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue
Favorite Hair Color:   any
Short or Long:   medium
Height:   medium
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Germany
How do you want to Die:   Eatting food
Been to the Mall Lately:   nope
Get along with your Parents:   yeah
Health Freak:   nope
Do you think your Attractive:   nope
Believe in Yourself:   sort of
Want to go to College:   nope
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   I am Irish so what do u think
Shower Daily:   yes
Been in Love:   yes
Do you Sing:   sometimes
Want to get Married:   if the time comes
Do you want Children:   sort of
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   have no idea
Hate anyone:   yes
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    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Hey Jarrod :D

      How are you doing?

      Did you see Night Of Champions?

      As usual, with the help of Legacy Randy Orton managed to retain his title.
      I was over the moon that Jeff Hardy won his match as he truly deserves to be World Heavyweight Champion.
      The Y2J/Big Show partnership will be quite interesting to watch. But I can't wait for the return of Edge, to see how his feud with Y2J goes.
      I think it was a good move for Christian to re-gain the ECW title as he is currently the best superstar on ECW.
      I was very pleased that Mickie James captured the divas title but i also wanted Melina to win the womens title.
      Glad that Rey Mysterio and Kofi Kingston both kept their titles.

      Overall, I thought it was a very enjoyable ppv.

      What did you think?

      hace 16 semanas
    • Bianca Wilson
      Bianca Wilson

      lol ive been working too it sucks ass

      hace 21 semanas
    • Bianca Wilson
      Bianca Wilson

      heyyyy wats been happenin??

      hace 22 semanas
    • Matthew Schlieff
      Matthew Schlieff

      its all good!! Iv been there n done it myself!! I just had afew beerz n saw red, i shouldnt hav got involved man! So i apologize 4 that!

      hace 24 semanas vía Mobile
    • Matthew Schlieff
      Matthew Schlieff

      u just gotta remember, she is my niece its natural 4 me 2 b pissed off man!

      hace 24 semanas vía Mobile
    • Matthew Schlieff
      Matthew Schlieff

      hey!! If u tell my niece shes a bitch or ne thing eva again, watch out boy!! U'v just made an enemy, n trust me, u dont want 2 fuk with me buddy!!

      hace 24 semanas vía Mobile
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Ite Mate

      Did you manage to watch Backlash or find out the results?

      What did you think to the matches and results?

      wb Mario

      hace 29 semanas
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Hey Jarrod :D

      Will you be watching Backlash live?

      What do you think of the matches that are scheduled to take place and who do you want to win:

      * WWE Championship 6 man tag team match - Triple H, Shane McMahon & Batista vs. Randy Orton & The Legacy

      * Last Man Standing match for The World Heavyweight Championship - John Cena vs. Edge

      * ECW Championship match - Jack Swagger vs. Christian

      * "I Quit" match - Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy

      * Chris Jericho vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat

      It seems a little bare but I think most of the above matches should be really good hopefully.
      I can't believe Undertaker isn't on this PPV though :(

      wb Mario

      hace 30 semanas
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Hey Jarrod :D

      What did you think about WrestleMania?

      I thought the MITB Ladder match was extremely impressive and im glad CM Punk won.
      The Diva Battle Royal was very disappointing for me. They should've introduced the past divas who participated in the match as I didn't have a clue. I was VERY annoyed about "Santina" winning the match.
      Shame that Jericho beat the legends but glad that Mickey Rourke punched him afterwards.
      Rey Mysterio winning in 21 seconds was great and JBL quitting was even better.
      I thought the Extreme Rules match was very good and even though Matt won I was extremelly pleased with Jeff's performance.
      For me Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels was the true main event of the night. It was truely excellent! I was very glad that Undertaker continued the streak to 17-0!!!
      Even though I wasn't overally pleased with the last 2 matches I was pleased that both John Cena and Triple H won.

      wb Mario

      hace 32 semanas
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Ite Jarrod !!!

      5 days to go until Wrestlemania !!! :D

      Will you be watching it live?

      Which matches are you most looking forward to?

      Who do you want to win the following matches:

      * WWE Championship - Triple H vs. Randy Orton
      * World Heavyweight Championship - Edge vs. Big Show vs. John Cena
      * Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
      * Extreme Rules - Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
      * Chris Jericho vs. The WWE Legends
      * 25 Diva Battle Royal
      * Money in the Bank Ladder Match
      * Intercontinental Championship - JBL vs. Rey Mysterio
      * WWE Tag Team Champions vs. World Tag Team Champions (Unified Tag Team Championship Lumberjack Match) - Jon Morrison & Miz vs. Carlito & Primo

      hace 33 semanas
    • Bianca Wilson
      Bianca Wilson

      lol really? that's crap

      hace 35 semanas
    • Bianca Wilson
      Bianca Wilson

      nuffin much wat bout u?

      hace 35 semanas
    • Bianca Wilson
      Bianca Wilson

      hey u prob dont remember me but i'm saying hello anyways

      hace 36 semanas
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      Ite Jarrod

      Will you be watching No Way Out this Sunday?

      Which of the following matches are you most looking forward to and who will you be wanting to win?

      * Smackdown's Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Championship:
      Undertaker vs. Big Show vs. Kozlov vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Triple H vs. Edge

      * RAW's Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
      John Cena vs. Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Mike Knox

      * No Holds Barred match:
      Randy Orton vs. Shane McMahon

      * All or nothing match:
      JBL vs. Shawn Michaels

      * ECW Championship match:
      Jack Swagger vs. Finley

      wb Mario

      hace 40 semanas
    • Brendon Wylie
      Brendon Wylie

      sup jazza long time no c

      hace 40 semanas
    • Mario Monteforte
      Mario Monteforte

      I'm going to be watching it live too.
      I'd like to see John Cena retain as I dislike JBL very much and HBK's turn is not cool.
      I definitely want to see Matt Hardy win back the title but I don't think it's going to happen.
      I'm not too bothered about whether Melina wins or not because in my opinion Mickie James should be champ!
      Apart from the Royal Rumble match, I'm mostly looking forward to the WWE championship match. I hope Jeff Hardy keeps the title as I think he's an excellent champion and I can't stand Edge.
      As for the Royal Rumble match.....I really want Undertaker to win but I don't think that's likely. Instead, I think Randy Orton could have a good chance of winning.

      hace 43 semanas