1) When searched on Wikipedia.com Milky Way spread, on the “Also See” list, Nutella appears.
2) When searched on Google, Milky Way Spread had 1,540,000 results in 0.32 seconds, compared to Nutella’s 6,400,000 in 0.15 seconds.
3) Milky Way spread is derived from the Milky Way bar, which is actually white chocolate, whereas the Milky Way spread is white and milk chocolate. This clearly shows the staff at Milky Way are completely incompetent, as not only can they not tell the difference between brown and white, they cannot taste the difference either. On the other hand, Mr Ferrero, who invented Nutella, invented Nutella because their was no chocolate available, as there was a war on. He was clearly a very innovative and competent man, compared to the hundreds, if not thousands of staff at Milky Way who are not.
4) Milky Way spread is derived from the average priced, and average tasting Milky Way chocolate bar. However, the chocolate used in Nutella, is the same that is used in the mouth watering Ferrero Rochers. This is the type of chocolate you only get at Christmas, and we all know Ferrero Rochers rule when compared to the average Milky Way chocolate bar.
5) In adverts, the Milky Way chocolate bar is associated with western times, and the “Milky Way Kid”. Ferrero Rochers on the other hand are associated with magic and romance at exquisite functions.
6) The Milky Way chocolate bar has cheap packaging, but Ferrero Rochers are cover in shiny gold foil, the type of packaging you only see when at a special occasion.
7) And lastly, although the two spreads may taste very similar, what do each of them give you other than taste? Nutella gives you the energy to live and learn, however little can be said about Milky Way spread.

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