►You hear someone had a crash and your first question is "How's the bike?"
►You have stopped even trying to explain to your other half why you need more than one bike...you just go buy another one and figure it will all work out in the divorce settlement.
►You buy your crutches instead of renting.
►You find your Shimano touring shoes to be more comfortable and stylish than your new trainers
►You refuse to buy a settee because that patch of wall space is taken up by the bike.
►You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.
►"Four cheeseburgers and four large French Fries" is for you.
►You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young thing ride by, and the first thing you check out is his or her bicycle.
►You empathize with the roadkill.
►Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll take off weight by buying titanium components
►Your current bike is older than your grown up children.
►Your first course when you eat out is a large banana split.
►You yell "Car!" when passing another car, and "Bump!" when you see a pothole - while driving your car.
►Your bike has more miles on its computer then your car's odometer.
►You wear your bike shorts swimming.
►You wear Voodoo T-shirts all the time, including under dress shirts.
►Your bikes are worth more than your car.
►You buy a people-carrier and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit.
►When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop.
►You have more bike jerseys than low-cut tops.
►You take your bike along when you shop for a car - just to make sure the bike will fit inside.
►You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.
►You clean your bike(s) more often then your house.
►You spend weeks during the summer spraying arrows on the sides of roads.
►You and your significant other half have and wear identical riding clothes.
►You put your bike in your car and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better).
►You can't seem to get to work by 8:30 AM, even for important meetings, but you don't have any problems at all meeting your mates at 5:30 AM for a hundred-miler.
►You regard inter-gender discussion of your genital pain/size/shape/utility as normal.
►Your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it.
►You can tell your other half, with a straight face that it's to hot to mow the lawn and then bike off for a century.
►You know your cadence, but you have no idea what your speed is.
►When driving your car you lean over the steering wheel, just like an aerobar.
►Your kids bring a rear derailleur to "Show & Tell".
►Your car sits outside your garage because your garage is full of bikes and cycling gear.
►A measurement of 44-36-40 doesn't refer to the latest Playboy centrefold, but that new gear ratio you were considering.
►You wear your heart monitor to bed to make sure you stay within your target zone during any extracurricular activities.
►You experience an unreasonable envy over someone who has bar end extenders longer than yours.
►You're too tired for hanky-panky on a Friday night but pump out a five-hour century on Saturday.
►There is no time like the present, for postponing what you ought to be doing, and go bicycling instead...
►You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose.
►You took the frame from the Porche Poster and put the Cervelo P3 Carbon in the frame instead

Name || KYLE
Looks Thru || BROWN
Spikes || BROWN/ BLOND (HIGHLITED) HAIR
Fave Colour || YELLOW

Mates + My Life ||

Ever Wish You Had a Different Name || NOPE
In Love || NOPE SINGLE
Loudest Friend || JACK MCK AND LEWIS C
Known The Longest | SAM , DAVID AND JACK MCK
Cried The Most | | WHEN I MOVED FROM SCOTLAND
Best Feeling In The World || WINNING
Worst Feeling In The World || LOSING


Finish Tha Sentence ||

Lets Walk In The || PARK
Lets Run Through The || ANYTHING IN MY WAY
Lets Watch || RALLYING
Tell Me || IM A GOOD M8


Have You ||

Ran Away From Home || OF COURSE NO
Skyved Shcool || YEP
Broken SumOnes Heart || I DONT THINK SO
Cried When SumOne Died || YEP
Wanted SumOne You Couldnt Have || YEP
Dun SumThin Embarrassin || YEP
Cried In School || A COUPLE OF TIMES


Random ||

Good Luck Charm || IT SOUNDS DEAD STUPID BUT A LITTLE PUMPKIN I KNITTED IN SKOOL
Person You Hate Most || FERNADO ALONSO
Best Thing That Ever Happened To You? || I CANT THINK OF ONE
IceCream | MAXIBON
Who Makes You Laugh The Most || REECE
Who Makes You Smile The Most || REECE


Last Person ||

You Touched || DONT KNOW
You Talked To On The Fone || EOIN
You Hugged || DONT KNOW
You Instant Messaged || SHAZZ
You Yelled At || MY DAD
You Text || SHAZZ
You Recieved A Text From || SHAZZ

Curently feeling||

Feeling|| BORED
Single or Taken|| SINGLE
Have a crush|| NOPE
Eating:|| NOTHING
Drinking:|| RED BULL
Typing:|| YES
Online?|| YES
Listening|| THE TOXIC AVENGER - ESCAPE (BLOODY BEETROOTS REMIX)
Thinking About|| 2MOZ
Wanting To:|| GO FOR A CYCLE
Watching:|| WRC
Wearing:|| CELTIC TOP


Which is Better With The Opposite Sex||

Hair colour || DONT CARE NOT GINGER THOUGH
Hair length|| LONGER THAN SHOULDER LENGTH
Eye colour || DONT CARE
Measurments || NOT TOO SMALL OR TALL
Cute or Sexy|| BOTH
Lips or Eyes|| BOTH
Hugs or Kisses|| BOTH
Short or Tall || NOT TOO SMALL OR TALL
Easygoing or serious|| EASYGOING
Romantic or Spontaneous|| BOTH
Fatty or Skinny|| DONT CARE
Sensitive or Loud|| BOTH
Hook-up or Relationship|| ANY
Sweet or Caring|| BOTH
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One|| TROUBLE MAKER

__Your Appearance___||

Hair Colour|| BROWN/ BLOND (HIGHLITED) HAIR
Hair Length|| SHORT
Eye colour|| BROWN
Height|| 160CM
Braces|| NOPE
Glasses|| NOPE
Piercings|| NONE
Tattoos|| NOPE
Righty or Lefty|| RIGHT

___Your 'Firsts'___
Surgery ||NOPE
First piercing || NONE
First best friend ||SAM
First Award || JUDO
First Sport You Joined || CYCLING
First pet ||DOG

1. Taken a picture naked? nope
2. Painted your room? nope
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? absolutely not
4. Drove a car? yh
5. Danced in front of your mirror? nope
6. Have a crush? yh
7. Been dumped? yh
8. Stole money from a friend? nope
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? nope
10. Been in a fist fight? yh
11. Snuck out of your house? yh
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? yh
13. Been arrested? nope
14. Made out with a stranger? nope
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yh
16. Left your house without telling your parents? yh
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? nope
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yh
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? nope
20. Seen someone die? nope
21. Been on a plane? yh
22. Kissed a picture? yh
23. Slept in until 3? nope
24. Love someone or miss someone? yh
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yh
26. Made a snow angel? yh
27. Played dress up? nope
28. Cheated while playing a game? yh
29. Been lonely? yh
30. Fallen asleep at school? yh
31. Been to a club? nope
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? yh
34. Ran a red light? nope
35. Been suspended from school? nope
36. Had detention? yh
37. Been in a car accident? yh
38. Hated the way you look? yh
39. Witnessed a crime? yh
40. Pole danced? nope
41. Been lost? yh
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yh
43. Felt like dying? yh
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yh
46. Sang karaoke? yh
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yh
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yh
49. Caught a snowflake on your tounge? yh
50. Kissed in the rain? nope
51. Sing in the shower? yh
52. Made love in a park? nope
53. Had a dream that you married someone? yh
54. Glued your hand to something? yh
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nope
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? nope
57. Been a cheerleader? nope
58. Sat on a roof top? yh
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? nope
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yh
61. Played chicken? yh
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yh
64. Broken a bone? yh
65. Been easily amused? yh
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yh
68. Cheated on a test? nope
69. Forgotten someone's name? yh
70. Slept naked? yep
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? ?????
73. Blacked out from drinking? nope
74. Played a prank on someone? yh
75. Gone to a late night movie? yh
76. Made love to anything not human? no
77. Failed a class? nope
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yh
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nope
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? nope
82. Thrown strange objects? yh
83. Felt like killing someone? yh
84. Thought about running away? yh
85. Ran away? nope
86. Did drugs? nope
87. Made a parent cry? yh
88.Cried over someone? yh