Some of the more epic things I've heard people say...

"I'm dildoed off my egg"
- Wiggles

"...and the Gaurd said to me, is that a spliff in your hand...?"
- Bishop

"James, do you fake retardation to fondle women?"
- Wiggles to James from Origin

"There's only one Kealy. Do you have tattoos on your feet? No? Kill yourself"
- Shane Kelly to the entire room

"Beer in the eye feels worse than getting shot"
- Shane Kelly

"...it's small enough that you could put it in your pocket, yet you put wheels on it! I'm gonna find the man who invented wheels for suitcases and chop his eyes off"
- Steve

"...nay kebab...nay kebab...no wait...Slaughter Kebab"
- Dwayne

"You know that song 'Flash...ah-ah...saviour of the universe'? What song is that and who sings it?"
- Carly

"GIZ A RIDE!"
- Mark, while on top of Mark

"Where the fuck is that cunt?"
"It's alright, Feeney and McDunphy have him"
"...God help him"
- Me and Mark at Origin

"...so I watched his head hit the floor and thought 'Oh God, I've finally killed someone'"
- Feeney

"Doner Kebab 09!"
"...no, Seán. No. Slaughter Kebab"
- Me to Seán

"At least I'm not taking a shite with the singer from Destruction"
- Andy K

"I didn't start that fight with the Deer. But I ended it"
- Mark

"...I broke his nose. I had to. He just wouldn't stay down"
- Phil on coming out of the Gorgoroth pit

"I'd suck the pimples out of her arse"
- Gav

"...none of this pansy breakdown shit!"
- Dwayne

"Captain Juiceatron!"
- Dwayne

"Rom the Space Knight is God!"
- Me and Dwayne

"When is a house not a house?...When it's the White House"
- Terrahawks

and the king...

"Fuck Soundgarden. Stick on the Space Jam soundtrack"
- Mark

I just saw this in the list of comments for a Gorgoroth video on youtube. A load of gothics were arguing the usual shite about satanism and all that bollocks and someone pops in and says...

"It's remarkable how you think that because you endorse satan, you think hell accept you and you'll party like old buddies. Enjoy your eternity of flaming sododmy."

That was, to put it in the geekiest way possible, some uber pwnage.

Here is a list of what I believe to be the most offensive song titles in the world, ever, in no particular order. They are fucking spectacular.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre - 'I Fake Retardation To Fondle Women'

Anal Cunt - 'I Became A Counsellor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It'

Cannibal Corpse - 'Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt'

Intense Hammer Rage - 'Fucking Dead Babies Cos I'm A Sick Cunt'

Sikfuk - 'Teabagged At Birth'

Aeon - 'God Gives Head In Heaven'

(Unknown) - 'You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face'

Preschool Tea Party Massacre - 'How Many Licks To The Centre Of An Eight Year Old's Pussy Pop'

Gore - 'Replace My Face With A Pizza Base'

Anal Cunt - 'I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog'

Anal Cunt - 'I Gave Your Kid AIDS So You Could Watch Him Die'

I'm sure I'll find more soon...

An Update!

Gorelord - Cumfucked Face of Death

Rompeprop - Lubricate The Fucksaw

Rompeprop - The Babyshitter

Rompeprop - Vaginal Luftwaffe

Amputated Genitals - Geriatric Blood Storm

2 Minute Dreka - Blood Bukkake