Heya love
Man not spoken to you in ages?
How you been?
Been up to much?
xx

heya. How you doin mister? You still up for comin out for my birthday on boxing night?xxx

heard u were out wi ma friends on halloween haha

howz u anyway?
not spoke to u in aaaggeess!!

what u been doin wi urself??

xx

yal right beetle? how was town mate? lol

heyy alan how are u? hows uni going? not spoke to you in ageeeees! xx

new muse tunes a ripper m8 need tae get tickets

The paranoia is in bloom, the PR
The transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
Keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on!)

Another promise, another scene, another
A package not to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on!)

[Chorus]
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious

Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick the switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on!)
Banana Fritter Crab Beat!!!!!

m8 theres no debate get a crate, lock the gate, learn tae skate and get up tae ek for a perty and watch the world girate

Hi love, how's stirling life treating u? I trust by now u have discovered the delights of the fubar and sportsters? We should have a night out soon if u're up for it xxx

aw aye heavy empty up ma gaff soon you're attendance is madatory m8 lol

aye man twas quite mental m8
got wrecked out ma wee nut lol how was the weekend dd you n the wee man have a good time?
hows the radio show?
ya tart

awryty m8...ye enjoyng uni....hink am goin up tae yours in a few weeks man....just fur a visit....dick noes a few birds that stay at stirlin so we're bringin the boys




boo yaa

heeyy
how u been?
what yeh been uptoo?
xxxx

just a letter warning about the cat thats coming you way its far from safe in the bunker you see the full stop is the crime only batfridge can save the bricks of life, or is it maybe its croc city or hat lane tho its still the killwack faces that rule it. my mouse told neyo to not sing but he did and mick stanley died of aids from a branch. i must say the soups realy warm but not like asda. best of luck simon vanderpump

you no am on the snout
wae sloth about theres never any doubt
cause am reekin more than 6 week old trout
cause yer senses just to black the fuck out
and am never fuckin scared tae smack an old decrepit granny in her pout.
i'm stealin aw the crackers
to acompany the tasty cheesy platters
that bring me down because im on the swadgers
im drinkin pints a fuckin icy badgers
and selectin special combos on the bongos in the congos for the masters.
from sloth man g. fuck the honey bee. knockin wankers out before they even count tae three

Gigs at Glasgow Soundhaus

Second Friday of every month followed by our indie - electro clubnight

Cya The Stag Beetle !

klkl how u gettin bk
and u gettin mwi ovo

ryt aldo
howz uni
u been 2 any made partys yet
how far a car journey is it

awww i see
yup well up for it
awwk ma heads okay now after a took the pain killers a felt fine

xxxxxx

where you dissapered to mate?

hello
howar you?
where did u go last nite?
xxx