Thursday:
Convoy to T please!!! Do you think we have a couple of Albanians in there?! Stranded in car park 7...but its ok, we can leave if we pay £25...aye right, time for Davy and Andy to sit tight until help arrives. Here come the boys and girls. Mission to Red 10 (aka Muller bus stop). "Can't camp here"...Get fucked, 11 tents and a tipi have more authority than a man in an orange jacket. "We'll waken you tomorrow at 9"..."I'll already be awake mate". Missing food, time for a drink and fun fun!!! "Look at that guys eyes, freaky". MELTREEK!!! Sleepy time...half of village woken by "Death vom" and "Smelly fingers"...only at T Rooney ya fucking GAYBOT!

Friday:
Up before Muller man (8am)...however the peace comes to an abrupt end at 9.10...and every 30 seconds from then on "Get your free Muller rice. We've got strawberry, raspberry and original. It's free, it's tasty, it's satisfying. With 20% of your RDA of calcium and only 3% fat". Thought he was going to waken us at 9?! Off for a pee...witness a jobby induced vom due to portaloo...poor lass.

Saturday:
Davy and Bos first 2 up...again. Time for "breakfast" ha ha...Jack please!!! Muller man follows suit, Muller girl pisses everyone off! "I'm no tryin' tae be funny, but eh, you're pure gein me the boke".

Sunday:
Voming in a Strongbow box..."Oaah, CHIPS"!!!

Monday:
Muller eggs!!!

Friday: Pissing rain, bus station 9am, strongbow at 9.15am, Andy fucks off leaves bags to us....but we got a football out of it!!! Bus to T at 11...ish, worst trip of my life!!! "Just massage it" "How the fuck am i meant to hold my cock in my can with one hand?!". Off the bus near a field, take a MASSIVE wazz, a wee wander back to the bus...as it is stuck in traffic!!! Ah much better, geez a Stella . T IN THE FUCKING PARK!!! Pitch tent, veg with bowstrong!!! Go for a nap, boswell left alone. Wake up, junkies in the middle of our camp...moved Doves door to fit their tent in!!! WANKERS, away and OD. Sit about all night gettin pissed and having a giggle.

Saturday: Awww man, dont feel too great...wee wander down to the port-a-loo...not a nice experience, feeling better now, bowstrong for Davy...right after a Jack and Relentless!!! "What the fuck?!" Ah Johnny is up and has found a tent on his doorstep!!! SUN SUN SUN!!! Wee wander to T, Dogs, Little Man Tate, Lostprophets, Poker tent, Jamie T, Razorlight and Killers!!! Back to camp, few beverages!!!

Sunday: Same shorts, different day. Morning Johnny...what times it?! DU DU DU DOO!!! Get on it!!! Lobster Dove...too sore to wear a hat!!! Few drinks and then off to T. Avril, The Twang, FUCKIN WU TANG MOTHER FUCKER!!! Ocean Colour Scene, Kings Of Leon, little bit of Scissor Sisters....back to camp for food and drink!!! "You'd be first on their list" "Shit man you any idea how big my ass would be after 30 years?!" "Scrotum in the tent, i'd punch it!!" "Is it with the balls of just a bag of skin?" There was also a good good 3 hour convo about Semtex, "I'll have 400 of your largest ton, of your finest Semtex, and a fuse"...."What?!"...."You heard"...."One fuse!!!". "We didn't find any Semtex Sir", "Its ok just plant some" Thats awful nice of you Mr FBI man!!! And we also come to the conclusion that giraffe + semtex + knee = amusment for Davy and Johnny...Camo caught the tail end of my convo once again...sorry man, didn't mean to damage you mind once again.

Monday: All the way to the loo for a fucking fart man!!! Devastated!!! I'm not drinking this morning, not having another trip like the one i had here! "I hate how they never go back in the bag" "They do if you roll it properly" "Aye but who does that?!"....."him". Gentle saunter to the bus, bottom deck for us...peoples bags get devastated!!! Back in the Burgh...16 please, off home now...bath, bed, night night T in the FUCKING park!!!

Has to be one of the...if not THE best weekend of my life!!! Cheers guys!!! And a big thank you to the legend that is Mr.Andy for getting the ticket!!! HERO!!!!

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