Hey bro winners have got an * next to their name.

Buckethead Awards:

1) Sad Guy of the Year Award:

Small Pi; pushing Mumsy over in B-Rads driveway after the girls initiation nude run.
Scrap; for putting hoes before bros everytime.
Dom; for T-bagging the Pi
Juice; Being late for AKL roadie and then getting the boys to pick him up.
Small Pi; For trying to touch Mumsy and Sizzle after nude run while they were looking for their clothes.
*Rory; for not refreshing alcoholic beverages as agreed for rat hole.
*Rory/Juice; for having a four hour sleep at AKL backpacker instead of backing up.

2) That’s Gold Award:

Small Pi; for constant orgasm noises.
*Sizzle; for having a threesome.
B-Rad; for pissing himself at FMG after the Wellington game.
Small Pi; for being T-Bagged.
Colin; for stating on Turbo TV that that the Turbos will beat Wellington by 100-4.
C.P; for his mrs texting him saying that she had a naughty vagina.

3) Coward of the Year:

Chris; for careless driving to AKL.
Sonny Bill; for losing his licence.
Scrap; for putting hoes before bros.
Chris; for careless driving to the naki.
Colin; for AKL no show.
C.P; for being on the chain gang – hard!
*Schlong; Poor performance throughout the season.

4) Consistent Performance of the Year:

C.P; for being on the wets and doing hard.
Deva; for making up songs while he should be working.
Small Pi; for always making the boys laugh.
B-Rad and Richie; for always starting the chants.
*Dom; for work behind the scenes.
Azza and Dom; for consistent horn action.

5) Good Cunt of the Year:

Richie; for plugging the Bucketheads on the radio.
B-Rad; for always being keen to take a knee and do a rathole.
Deva; for making up songs at work.
Sizzle and Mumsy; for the nude run initiation.
B-Rad; for cutting up hundreds of Buckets.
Dom; for being the Buckethead inventor and for behind the scenes work.
*Small Pi; for taking nuts in the mouth and just accepting it.
Richie; for mid-winter nude swim and feeling what it’s like to be the Pi.
Colin; for irish songs at the games.
Scrap; for making up the Turbos sign.
Cam, Aaron and the Pi; for collecting money for Buckets at the games.

6) Best One-off Performance:

*Sizzle and Mumsy; for nude run.
*Chris, James and Colin; for nude wrestling at Chelwood.
Richie; for the nude swim and suffering the small pi syndrome.
Sizzle; for getting her box out for the boys three times in one night.
Small Pi; for hanging his ass out the window from Mangaweka to Ohingaiti.
B-Rad; for pissing himself at Wellington game.
Dom and Scrap; for scoring a free helicopter ride.
Sizzle; for having a threesome at the AKL backpackers.

7) Best Sexual Activity of the Year:

Small Pi; for the one man orgasm.
*Scrap; for receiving a blowjob in the mens toilets at the AKL backpackers.
Dom; for dropping his nuts in Small Pi’s mouth, while comered out.
Fryzee and Little; for one hand man action in the backpackers.
Dom and Mumsy; for love.
Little; for taking advantage of a drunk chick and being “that mistake”.
*Sizzle; for having a threesome at the backpackers.
C.P; for his mrs saying that she has a naughty vagina.

Drunkest moment of the Year:

Dom; for the entire roadie to AKL.
B-Rad; for pissing himself at the Wellington game.
Azza; for getting all emo at every game.
Hayley’s brother’s mate; rathole initiation and then at the game could hardly stand up.
Chris; drunken nude wrestling followed by nude run.
*Small Pi; comering out in the hallway at the backpackers.
Colin; for struggling to tell Turbo TV that the Turbos would beat Wellington by 100-4.

9) Manager of the Year:

*Dom; for networking and getting us out in the public.
B-Rad, Deva, Colin and Rory; for supplying the boys with an H.Q for the year.
Azza; for updating the Bebo page constantly.
Deva; for making up songs at work.

10) International Buckethead of the Year:

- *Rory.
- Colin.
- Juice.
- Irish.


IN

Hello Buckethead supporters

Well i would like firstly to say, the weekend was a great success and a big thanks to the Manawatu rugby Union for providing the Mini Van 4 the boys to travel to Auckland in!!!

Who attend the Road Trip.. Dom, Aaron, Small p, B-rad, Chris, Mummys, Rory, Juice, Richie, Deva, CP


Boys all met at Bucket heads HQ at chelwood st to embark on a trip like none ever done before!
After a few side excursions to small p place which dom broke to bottles of expensive Burnadino and a stop at the mill to fill the boys with liquid courage we were off... all tho bout 1hr behind time.
Boys cracked there 1st beer before we left palmy around 1.30pm which was the 1st of many on the road. Every person in the van had 2 make up a 'rule' and deva's was that we countnt say the word Auckland more than 3times or a rathole had 2 happen, Our leader Dom was in big trouble, copping a rathole just outside of Fielding.

Maybe the longest trip ever to Taupo, around 6hours and the 1st challenge was about to take place. A drunkn game of mini golf and the 2 losers had a nude run or rathole to do... Sum encouraging scores saw it come down to the wire and richie and mummys coming in last!!!
quick stop at Subway and the boys were back on the road 4 another long stint on the road.

We pulled over just out of Cambridge 4 a much needed 'piss' stop and richie decided his nude run would take place here.
He stripped down and he was off, maybe a good 300m run with traffic free flowing either way. A massive effort from richie and let me tell u, we knew how small p feels most days!!

We hit the motor way bout 10pm and the boys spirits lifted as we were close till out Dom took us on a side excursion to Puke 4 a key, which took a LONG time, proly didnt help he was half cut by this time!! Boys hit Auckland bout 11pm and straight into the ACB backpackers.

After a massive mix up with the room, the boys were split up and had to mingle with other people in there rooms, but no harm was done!! The boys were straight on the wets, showered up and hit the town, 1st stop was the casino where the boys joined the rest of china to try there luck... some coming off worst than other.. B-Rad.

Boys hit the Auckland night life and didnt appreciate the bar prices at all!!! Most of the boys rolled home around 4.30am and and a lack of sleep saw the boys up around 10am and straight back on the wets for the 2.30pm Rugby game.

Old foes scrap,little and fryzee joined the boys and we set of down Queen st (busiest st in Auckland) dressed in our green and half drunk. Got to eden park and settled in for the game!! Boys made alot of noise and abuse which the auckland public and police didnt like... Game didnt go the way we had hoped 4 bu t the lads were still in high hopes 4 a big night ahead.

Boys got showered and dolled up and then hit more wets with other groups of manawatu supporters.. Some of the boys were in bed or in the ladies toilets and let the boys down big time!!! So half of the boys hit town and the casino yet again for a massive night out, The busy auckland night life saw the boys split up and all rolled in bout 5am..

To Dom,little,Azza,richie and CP they coundnt believe there eyes when the found Small P comered out in the Hallway, Boys being boys then coundnt help themselves so small p got T-Bagged 3 times which brought the boys to tears haha.

With about 4hrs max under our belts we were due to be out of the backpackers, still half cut and hungry we hit McD's then embarked on a MASSIVE drive home to palmy, U could say it was the quietest ride home with most of the boys sleeping. The van was tested on the way home with everybody dropping bombs in there pants.. not a good smell.

We made good time home, getting in bout 7pm. Palmy was a great site 4 sore eyes. A big thanks to Dom, Richie and Chris 4 driving us there and bak.
What a weekend, soo many laughs oooooooooooo yeeeaaah!!!! Bring on the Taranaki road trip in 3 weeks

* Dominic "The power Ranger" Moleta (Inventor)
* Chris "Schlong" Long
* Hayden "Scrappy" Viles
* Bradley "Wrex" Childs
* Aaron "Aza" Viles
* Nigel "Woop Woop Rash" Swadel
* Matthew "Small P" Cameron
* Deva " Device" Smith
* Matthew "Darby Dags" Darby
* Aaron "Massive Guns" McMaster
* Cameron "Manu Vatuvi" Pearson
* Matthew "Little Pig" Lees
* Jason "Jwhite" White
* Peter "Chain Gang" Donnelly
* Phill "Sunny Bill" Grant
* Kieran "C.O.B" Cruden
* Jerrad "MegaTron Sober Sam" Saunders