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Jonny Douglas

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Jonny Douglas
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  • Member since: Februar 2005
  • Last active: 5/3/12
  • www.bebo.com/DirtySancho

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
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Sebastian Horsley, when asked if he'd ever visited a brothel...
'Yes, three days ago. I think a gentleman should make love a great deal, and £25 is a great deal.'

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j'aime...
Roisin McWilliams, Guinness, Audrey Tautou, Vespas, Barack Obama, FC Barca, Butterflies, matE, Gail Porter's baldy doot, Limmy, Gerry Bokebeard, Gerry and the Bokebeards, Afterhour festivities in The Roost, Sailor Jerry's, Thierry Henry, Yachts, Jeremy Beadle's wee hand, self love, Gogi Berries (most nutritional fruit on the planet), Random Facts, The Guardian Online, Suki the Hamster, Yokes, Diego Maradona, The Maldives, Attenborough Docs, M&S Food, Hair Dryers, Sa Trinxa Beach..Ibiza, Gilles Peterson Worldwide Show, Sign Language, Bubble Baths, Sesame Street, Allah, Photos of Ben...

je n'aime pas...
BEES, RnB, Jellyfish, Peeling Potatoes

Standing on snail shells... i've either killed the poor wee t
The Other Half Of Me
Curtis Flynn

Curtis Flynn

she's head over heels!

Vids of el dia
* listen up.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZKN...
* slow burner.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQnfb... /
* Letta Lovin'.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOoG... /
* very important pennis.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v654J... /
* new andrew bird.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqmb... /
Music
Bon Iver, Nick Drake, Roy Ayers, Arthur Russell, Air, Thom Yorke, The Smiths, Jeff Buckley, MGMT, All Ed Banger, Jose James, Sufjan Stevens, Iron & Wine, Raul Midon, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Flaming Lips, UNKLE, 4HERO, Nouvelle Vague, Marcos Valle, Nitin Sawhney, Bloc Party, Nick Drake, Damien Rice, yeah yeah yeah's, Jazzanova, Zero7, Massive Attack, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Nina Simone, Kings of Leon, Dirty Pretty Things, Seu Jorge, Buena Vista stuff.. Portuondu/Ibrahim Ferrer, The Fall, The Smiths, Christy Moore, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Bugge Wesseltoft/ New Conception of Jazz, The Cinematic Orchestra, Norman Jay, Theo Parrish, Bugz in the Attic, Nightmares on Wax, Jose Gonzalez, Wesley Willis, Gilles Peterson, Mr Scruff, Shadow, Kyoto Jazz Massive, High Contrast, Marcus Intalex, London Elekticity, Andy C, Miguel Migs, Dj Sneak, Derrick Carter and loads more...
Films
Amelie, An Inconvenient Truth, Juno, Rocket Science, Lars and the Real Girl, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, It's a Wonderful Life, The Motorcycle Diaries, This is England, City of God, Donnie Darko, Pans Labyrinth, Spirited Away, Stand by me, American History X, Taxi Driver, Rushmore, Life of Brian, The Goonies, The Idiots(dogme95), Chopper, Bad boy Bubby, La Haine, ET, Life is Beautiful, Ma vie en Rose, Napoleon Dynamite, Vodka Lemon, The Station Agent, Story of the Weeping Camel, O brother where art thou?, Gandhi, Amores Perros, Chan Wook-Park Trilogy... Oldboy/Sympathy/Lady Vengeance, LOTR Trilogy, L'Ennui, Ichi the Killer, Debbie does Dallas and loads that i've instantly forgotten
Scared Of
BEES (the magners adverts make me ill)
REQUIEM!!
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REQUIEM!!

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  • Words by andrew gibson, read by jonny doug

    'I'm ready for my upgrade Mr Devil'

    Would someone please upgrade me
    I'm not happy how God made me
    I want lippo sucked and nipped and tucked
    In the name of Jesus shave me.

    Would someone modernise me
    God, my children patronise me
    I can hardly text, I shop in Next
    And playing Wii defies me.

    Would someone please downsize me
    And into skinny jeans just prise me
    If i fart i'm tired, my jaw needs wired
    I'm too fond of beer and pies, me.

    Would someone glamourise me
    And colonic irrigise me
    Extend my hair, might look like Cher
    Just as long as i don't recognise me.

    Would someone euthanise me
    Because i've let them hypnotise me
    It's just not worth it because i'm not worth it
    All i do is just despise me

    Would someone institutionalise me
    And with electric paralyse me
    I'll exchange this racket for a nice straight jacket
    I'll lie there and talk to flies, me.

    Would someone spiritualise me
    And help to realise me
    I don't mean a priest or family feast


    Fuck....


    Would someone just wise me up?

    0 Comments 236 weeks

  • The Soapbox vs Speakers Corner 10 august 08/ 2pm/ free.

    Back in the days before TV how did we ever entertain ourselves, how did we ever find out about the world. I’ll tell you how, people would stand on street corners and belt out whatever was on their mind. It was called speaker’s corner and we’re bringing it back, alongside Soapbox, a musical equivalent, giving us our final blow out.

    In the afternoon, hear from poets, writers, philosophers, nut cases, people who just really want to get something off their chests. Along side the likes of Polar Bear, Bellatrix, and Scream Blue Murmur will be open mike slots for the likes of you. Let us not just sit idly by whilst the agenda is dictated to us by the mass media and multinational corporations. Stand up and be heard not part of the herd.

    Later, hear what the Urban Arts Academy tutors have in their record boxes as Soapbox takes over for a more musical form of brow beating. Expect contributions from Bruised Fruit, AU, Sonic, DJ Brazillia and others.

    …oh and did I mention the Bar-B-Q



    http://www.transbelfast.com/trans08/...

    3 Comments 257 weeks

  • Andy C @ Innovation 2007 with Skibadee & IC3


    Andy tears off the roof at Club Collosus in Lloret de Mar (Spain) for this years Innovation, accompanied by the vocal talents of Skibadee and IC3.


    1. TC- Get That Girl- D Style dub*
    >>>> Dillinja- Basscone- Test
    >>>> Roni Size & DJ Krust - Hopscotch - Full Cycle
    2. Hive & Gridlok, D-Bridge, Break & Silent Witness- Standing Room Only- Violence*
    >>>> TC- Jump- D Style
    3. Xample- Low Down- Ram
    >>>> Capone- Hard Noize- Test
    4. Andy C & Shimon- Nightflight- Ram*
    >>>Mr. L - Back To Your Roots (Friction & K-Tee Remix)- Shogun Audio
    5. Sub Focus- Swamp Thing- Ram
    6. Renegade- Dark Soldier (VIP mix)- Dread
    7. Hazard & Distorted Minds - Mr. Happy- Playaz dub*
    >>>> Capone- Friday- Hardleaders
    >>>> Ram Trilogy- Milky Way- Ram
    8: Gridlok- Skanka- Ram
    9. Chase & Status- Hurt You- Ram
    >>>> Bad Company- Planet Dust- Prototype
    9. High Contrast- If We Ever- Hospital
    >>>> Omni Trio- Renegade Snares (Foul Play Mix)- Moving Shadow
    10. Commix- Be True- Metalheadz
    >>>> Fresh- All That Jazz- V
    11. Sub Focus- Druggy- Ram
    12. Culture Shock & Brooke Bros - Smoothie - Ram dub
    13. Digital- Deadline (Drumsound & Bassline Smith remix)- Timeless dub
    14. Xample- Goin Down- Ram dub
    >>>Krust - Warhead (TC Remix)- V
    15. Sub Focus- Triple X- Ram dub
    >>>> Zinc- Ska (remix)- True Playaz
    16. TC & Scratch Perverts- Fuck What You Heard- D Style dub*
    >>>> Shimon- The Shadow Knows- Ram
    17. Commix - Satellite Type 2 - Metalheadz
    18. Brookes Brothers & Culture Shock- Rework- Ram
    >>>> MIST- Outerspace- Soul:r
    19. Demo & Cease- Ladies Night VIP- Human Imprint dub*
    >>>> Ed Rush & Optical- Pacman (Ram Trilogy Remix)- Ram
    20. Spirit- 1471- Inneractive dub*
    >>>> Digital- Gateman- Phantom Audio
    21. Spor, Ewun, Apex, Evol Intent - Dirge - Lifted dub
    22. Zinc- Goblin- Bingo dub
    >>>> Firefox - Bonanza Kid - Philly Blunt Records
    23. Sub Focus- Time Warp- Ram dub*
    >>>> Andy C & Shimon- Body Rock- Ram
    >>>> Total Science - Nosher (Baron Remix)- CIA
    24. Ram Trilogy- Screamer (Shimon Remix)- Ram dub
    >>>> Fresh- Signal- Ram

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    Grab this while you can its probably gonna be taken down.

    Enjoy and leave a comment :)

    0 Comments 281 weeks

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    • Kirsty Hawkshaw

      ANJUNABEATS WORLDWIDE VOL 2 TOUR TFI PROMOTIONS & LUCID PROMOTIONS PRESENT: FRIDAY 16TH APRIL @ LA LEA BELFAST MAT ZO (Anjunabeats - Anjunadeep) WALSH & McAULEY WHITELABEL VS JONNY C SAMBO & BENJE DOORS OPEN 9PM TILL 2AM £10 @ DOOR BRING ID THIS IS AN OVER 18'S EVENT sent to Jonny and everyone else on bebo

      4/12/10
    • Katie B

      hey ya mr hows u?long time no c! did u have a ncie xmas? i was clearing a loads stuff outa my room 2day and found the post card u sent me ages ago!lol made me laugh so just thot i leave u a wee random comment.hope als good with u! :) xo

      1/2/10
    • La-Emma-Babyy
      La-Emma-Babyy

      Hey Jonny, hows u keepin? Long time, no see! U been down in budda lately? Xo

      11/16/09 via Mobile
    • Stevie Armstrong
      Stevie Armstrong

      Wat you been at bitch

      10/22/09 via Mobile
    • Questhouse Warehouse
      Questhouse Warehouse

      Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast 1 room - 8 djs djs Reece Rodgers Haywire Bozy Aaron Watton Copy and paste Phunk and resident Colin Gent Funky to Progressive House 5 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10279325780

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      9/7/09
    • Questhouse Warehouse
      Questhouse Warehouse

      Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast OUR BIG WEEKEND We introduce our very special guest SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse residents Colin Gent and Emo Funky to Progressive House 7 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10193193349

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      8/24/09
    • Quest Warehouse
      Quest Warehouse

      HI Jonny Douglas 1 room 8 djs - Bar Budda Odyssey - Questhouse We provide you another night of funky to progressive house with some of Northern Irelands finest up and coming new djs Djs McNeice T & A Haywire Darren Molloy Marc Neely Matt Lamont Tabb 8pm til 1am £5 door tax House music in the Odyssey? See you there !!!

      8/5/09
    • Club Mono
      Club Mono

      (Jonny Douglas) Bodyrox Saturday 15th August @Club Mono Bodyrox duo John Pearn & Nick Bridges are the producers behind the huge club hits "What Planet You On", "Yeah Yeah" and "Brave New World". Catch the duo djing at Club Mono Doors 10pm til 3am

      8/4/09
    • Ryan Eastwood

      Fancy Ibiza in september??

      7/31/09
    • Co2
      Co2

      Hey!!! Just letting you know about an upcoming night in AUNTIE ANNIES on the 22nd July! We our hosting the only festival themed night this summer - All the cool kids are coming! Its gonna be a night of awesome music and what we all love... cheap cheap booze :) Dress up is optional but discount admission for those who just cant take their wellies and raincoats off! Feel free to browse our bebo & facebook page for more details and be sure & let us no your going! Hope to see you there...

      7/14/09
    • Partylover Glasgow
      Partylover Glasgow

      Techno/ Dubstep/ Electro & House Saturday 18TH JULY@ The V Club(Sauchieall St) Come & Join the fun ?

      7/8/09
    • Catherine Craig
      Catherine Craig

      just thought id say hi and see what your up to these days- its been seriously ages ! hope you have a great summer - let me know how you are :)

      7/4/09
    • Ecker Belfast
      Ecker Belfast

      ECKER Presents Bristol dubstep star... GEMMY (Planet Mu/Punch Drunk) Part of Bristols purple trinity with Joker & Guido, gemmy's squelchy G-Funk inspired dubstep is synth heavy & super colourful, hot-wiring the dubstep template into chest shaking, brain buzzing neon future funk! Friday 26th June @ The Menagerie University St. Belfast + Ecker Dj's Bloom, T-Polar & De-Twist Visuals from BEW £7 entry. http://www.myspace.com/eckerbelfast http://www.myspace.com/djgemmy

      6/24/09
    • The One
      luv The One

      Well mr hows u? did u finally recover after that crazy monday night? here what did u think of all the pure evilness? wasnt mrs flynn on top form? lol xx

      6/19/09
    • Laura Smith
      Laura Smith

      Hope you can make the next SHAPES night ! ================================== TECHNO AND TECH HOUSE ======= GUEST DJ ***MR COPY (SOMA RECORDINGS, PRESSURE AT ARCHES, SUB CLUB, ROCKNESS)***** UNIQUE (ECOLOGY RECORDINGS, TURNMILLS, FEZ, HARD KANDY) JAN CREE (JAMA, PLASMAPOOL miles dysons label, STEREOFUNK) GRAEME SPEIRS ( JAMA,STEREOFUNK) PETER THOMPSON (SOUNDHAUS) ================================== BASURA BLANCA, BRUNSWICK HOTEL, GLASGOW 20TH JUNE 9 TILL 2AM ================================= ONLY A CREDIT CRUNCHING £5 ENTRY ================================== == COME EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!

      6/16/09
    • Back In The Day
      Back In The Day

      OLD SKOOL NITE, 26TH JUNE @ THE WAREHOUSE HUNT OUT YOUR HI VIZ CLOTHING AND WACK ON YOUR OLD SKOOL SHOES. LINE UP: TRAXXZ - (PRECIOUS, JUIICED EVENTS, KODE - ABERDEEN) JAMES BUTLER GARY SMALLWOOD (INSOMNIA @ THE NETWORK, MIND OVER MATTER EVENTS, THE WORD) FRANKIE NINJA (ELEPHANT ROOMS) MC PISTOL (COPPERFIELDS, ELEPHANT ROOMS) DOORS OPEN 10PM - LATE DRINK PROMO'S TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM BELFAST WELCOME CENTRE £5 EACH. SELLING OUT IN BATCHES SO GET YOURS WHILE THEY ARE THERE! PROCEEDS IN AID OF MS SOCIETY NI

      6/10/09
    • Jo
      luv Jo

      yip!!! i cant wait! ma heads propa dun in over here! and this body is in desperate need of a nice sun tan! have to get a drink before i go?! xx

      5/27/09
    • Tambo Mcwilliams
      Tambo Mcwilliams

      hi jonny boy i deciided to join the wonderful world of bebo who said we r too old for bebo anyway lol hope ur keepng well best wishes from the lovely ppl fr the west lol

      5/22/09
    • Susan Ho
      Susan Ho

      Hey Jay Man!!! Found that pic.. Not sure if its Jo or not, looks like her!!xxx

      5/18/09