01] I _____ MonI.

02] MonI is _____.

03] If I were alone in a room with MonI, I would _____.

04] I think MonI should _____.

05] MonI needs _____.

06] I want to _____ MonI.

07] Someday MonI will ___.

08] MonI reminds me of _____.

09] Without MonI _____.

10] My memories of MonI are _____.

11] MonI can be _____.

12] The Worst thing about MonI is _____.

13] The best thing about MonI is _____.

14] I am _____ with MonI.

15] One thing i would like to know about MonI is _____.

16] MonI should go and _____.

17] MonI _____ me.

-You deinitely know your a MASO when the 'Kisela Voda' from the village of Dolno Dupeni is supposed to taste nicer than Evian mineral water.

-You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.

-Your mother insists you must eat something with 'Sirenje' at least three times a week.

-Your granfather always has a shot of Rakija for breakfast.

-Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you.

-If you dont go overseas for your honeymoon, people think that you are having financial problems.

-Your parents can eat 'luti piperki' like chocolate and not break out in a sweat.

-The house has to be vacummed atleast 10 times a week.

-After a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8:00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it's almost lunch time... and then she accidently sprays windex on your face because she is trying to also clean the bed head.

-If you are seen drunk at a 21st by an oldie, your parents find out the next day and call you a "pijanica".

-Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case 'gosti' come over.

-The longer you live with your parents after you get married the better off you are because you can save up enough money to buy a $400,000 home in cash.

-You have at least 20 grand cash in the roof or under the pillow.

-You have at least a whole 'tengere' left over with food after the whole family has eaten.

-if something goes wrong in the family, it definitely has something to do with 'Magia'.

- Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night.

-You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall.

-Your baba will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.

-Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University.

-You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.

-When you have four pairs of 'Vlecki' in your wardrobe.

-All other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or 'Biser Balkanski'.

-You are hopelessly trying to bring the Macedonian community in Australia together.

-You use 'Rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion.

-If anyone has nightmares in the family they go to 'bajacka' to cure you.
-when u have macedonian musik playin in ur house 24/7

- it's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people ..

- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee ..

- the rest of the week you have "sarma" for dinner ..

-you have 100 cousins .. some of which u nevr met...and r maybe to meet later on if the opportunity arises ..

- when your at church and all the oldies stand around and gossip about jackshit

-when your parents are right next to you talking and your ear is bleeding from the loudness

HATE EMO?
READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

KEEP ON LAUGHING

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

KEEP ON LAUGHING.