1) When there"s only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn"t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile,and goback for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for otherpeople, but
push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone
and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend.
After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How"s your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up,then scream,That"s mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone
gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It"s okay, don"t
panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don"t exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away
slowly.
20) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope
22) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
23) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then anounce, "I have new socks on".
24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
anounce to the othr passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"