What would you do if ii

Committed suicide?

Said i love you?

Kissed you?

Lived next door?

Was raped?

Started smokin?

Stole A Car?


Would you :

Hug me?

Kiss me?

Sex me up?

Are we close?

Rate Mee 1-10 ?

Am I loveable?

How long have you known me?

Describe me in 1 word?

Have you ever been mad at me?

Wat reminds you of me?

Do you know me well?

Are you going to put this in you blog to see what i say bout you?

Anything else to say ?

RULES ON BEBO BOYS
One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the blog once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


Eight.
Little 5th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their blogs.


Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


Eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID SHIT!!!

How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply